#gothproblems — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #gothproblems, aggregated by home.social.
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coworker: "what's it called when the sun moves behind a satellite?"
me: "sun transit.. sun fade... the sun pissing you off whether or not you're goth"
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You might think being digested over a thousand years in the belly of the Sarlac is a new definition of pain and suffering, but have you ever tried accidentally rotating your nosering through the piercing by drying your face with a towel, and learning in that process that a nosehair is caught in the sleeper’s hinge mechanism? #GothProblems
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It is deeply unfair that all of my favourite doughnuts (toasted coconut, raspberry-filled, lemon-filled, and cinnamon-sugar) are the ones most likely to cause outfit-disasters when their various particulate coatings (especially the powdered sugar on the fruit-filled ones) encounter my black clothing. #GothProblems
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@theropologist I lost my portable CD player for *months* thought it had been stolen. Turns out it was in the voluminous pocket of a leather jacket I hadn’t worn since a nightclub in winter. #GothProblems
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@JenMsft I've learned not to take off my mask on nice days. Even with a hat my nose keeps getting a light sunburn venturing out briefly in the middle of the day. WtH Seattle, summer doesn't start until after July 4th! 😂 #CaveDweller #GothProblems
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You all #TypeONegative fans who are listening to Red Water because it's "Christmas like", while you do that I'm listening to Black No. 1 because there is nothing more "Christmas like" than a relative telling me that I wear too much black. 😂
