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  1. BREAKING: New #EnochBurke data from the Central Statistics Office in Dublin.

    Today the CSO released its latest data on the extent of the #BurkeFamily / #WilsonsHospital saga.

    * 471,803,219¼ hearings so far.

    * 99.71403% of all court cases in the history of Ireland involve the #BurkeFamily.

    * Over 300 specialist mental hospitals have opened to give sanctuary for #Gardai, judges, lawyers, and other personnel whose minds have collapsed due to Burke Exposure.

    #ielegal #satire #fedup

  2. BREAKING: New #EnochBurke data from the Central Statistics Office in Dublin.

    Today the CSO released its latest data on the extent of the #BurkeFamily / #WilsonsHospital saga.

    * 471,803,219¼ hearings so far.

    * 99.71403% of all court cases in the history of Ireland involve the #BurkeFamily.

    * Over 300 specialist mental hospitals have opened to give sanctuary for #Gardai, judges, lawyers, and other personnel whose minds have collapsed due to Burke Exposure.

    #ielegal #satire #fedup

  3. Counted three alone one weekend in July between Cork City Centre, Turner's Cross and the Tramore road

    Five motorists fined by gardaí for driving in cycle lanes over four years

    irishtimes.com/transport/2024/

    #cycling #gardai #cycleLanes #roadSafety

  4. Counted three alone one weekend in July between Cork City Centre, Turner's Cross and the Tramore road

    Five motorists fined by gardaí for driving in cycle lanes over four years

    irishtimes.com/transport/2024/

    #cycling #gardai #cycleLanes #roadSafety

  5. Garda: "He'd obstruct the bus lane."

    Me: "He *is* obstructing the bus lane. [gesturing at multiple double-deckers stuck]. And the junction."

    Garda: "Have you had a word with him?"

    Me: "Of all of us here, I'm literally the person whose job that isn't."

    Garda 2: "I'll have a word with him."

    Me: "Thank you."

    JESUS WEPT.

    (2/2)

    #AGS #AnGardaSíochána #Gardaí #Phibsboro #Dublin #MastoDaoine

  6. Garda: "He'd obstruct the bus lane."

    Me: "He *is* obstructing the bus lane. [gesturing at multiple double-deckers stuck]. And the junction."

    Garda: "Have you had a word with him?"

    Me: "Of all of us here, I'm literally the person whose job that isn't."

    Garda 2: "I'll have a word with him."

    Me: "Thank you."

    JESUS WEPT.

    (2/2)

    #AGS #AnGardaSíochána #Gardaí #Phibsboro #Dublin #MastoDaoine

  7. At the junction of Phibsboro Road at Connaught Street:

    Me: "Hi, that refuse truck is parked in the yellow box of the junction."

    Garda: "Well, it looks like he's loading up."

    Me: "What?"

    Garda: "He's loading."

    Me: "Is that a legal exemption?"

    Garda: "He has to load somewhere."

    Me: "There's literally anywhere around this area that isn't on the yellow box."

    (1/2)

    #AGS #AnGardaSíochána #Gardaí #Phibsboro #Dublin #MastoDaoine

  8. At the junction of Phibsboro Road at Connaught Street:

    Me: "Hi, that refuse truck is parked in the yellow box of the junction."

    Garda: "Well, it looks like he's loading up."

    Me: "What?"

    Garda: "He's loading."

    Me: "Is that a legal exemption?"

    Garda: "He has to load somewhere."

    Me: "There's literally anywhere around this area that isn't on the yellow box."

    (1/2)

    #AGS #AnGardaSíochána #Gardaí #Phibsboro #Dublin #MastoDaoine

  9. ICCL continues to monitor Garda involvement in evictions and we reiterate that their involvement is only necessary if responding to actual or threatened criminal behaviour and to maintain public order.

    (3/3)

    #HowIrelandWorks #MastoDaoine #Ireland #Waterford #AnGardaSíochána #Gardaí #evictions #landlords #tenants #ICCL