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  1. Q: What if a utility's error caused a power failure, and a homeowner's invisible fence lost power, letting her Rottweiler attack a dog walker and his Corgi (who both taunted the Rottweiler), causing the walker to trip, hit his head, and die?

    A: A Torts professor would orgasm.

    #lawfedi #law #lawhumor #Torts #FunnyBecauseItsTrue #LawyerJokes

  2. "To replace programmers with Al, clients will
    need to accurately describe what they
    want.

    We're safe."

    #funnybecauseitstrue #webdev #ai #ki

  3. Q: What if a utility's error caused a power failure, and a homeowner's invisible fence lost power, letting her Rottweiler attack a dog walker and his Corgi (who both taunted the Rottweiler), causing the walker to trip, hit his head, and die?

    A: A Torts professor would orgasm.

    #lawfedi #law #lawhumor #Torts #FunnyBecauseItsTrue #LawyerJokes

  4. Q: What if a utility's error caused a power failure, and a homeowner's invisible fence lost power, letting her Rottweiler attack a dog walker and his Corgi (who both taunted the Rottweiler), causing the walker to trip, hit his head, and die?

    A: A Torts professor would orgasm.

    #lawfedi #law #lawhumor #Torts #FunnyBecauseItsTrue #LawyerJokes

  5. Q: What if a utility's error caused a power failure, and a homeowner's invisible fence lost power, letting her Rottweiler attack a dog walker and his Corgi (who both taunted the Rottweiler), causing the walker to trip, hit his head, and die?

    A: A Torts professor would orgasm.

    #lawfedi #law #lawhumor #Torts #FunnyBecauseItsTrue #LawyerJokes