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  1. I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

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  2. Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.

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  3. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

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  4. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

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  5. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

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  6. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

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  7. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.

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  8. I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.

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  9. Rome is a very loony city in every respect. One needs but spend an hour or two there to realize that Fellini makes documentaries.
    – Fran Lebowitz

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  10. If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

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  11. There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

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  12. When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

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  13. When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

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  14. One of the big mistakes they made in Europe is that the circumstances in which you most frequently read or hear the word "race" or "racism" in Europe applies to Muslims. Which is not a race. It is a religion. You can convert to this. You cannot convert your race. I could become a Muslim. I could not become a Chinese person or a black person. So they constantly use that in Europe.

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  15. I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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  16. I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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  17. I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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  18. I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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  19. I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

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  20. I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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  21. I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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  22. People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

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  23. People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

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  24. People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

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  25. Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

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  26. Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

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  27. Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

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  28. I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

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  29. I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

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  30. I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

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  31. It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.

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  32. Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

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  33. There are some short essays that are very grave, and most contemporary novels are lighter than air.

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  34. Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

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  35. They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand smoke, you know. Make second-hand smoke dangerous and turn everybody against smokers. Then they say you can't even smoke in a bar - a bar! - because bartenders have a right to a smoke-free "workspace." Ah, bartenders, those health nuts.

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  36. If you don't have children and you don't have a job, you have time for friendship ... People who have jobs are not the best friends to have. It's better to be friends with people who are unemployed.

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  37. Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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