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  1. Fork In The Road – Santa Clause Vs Jack Skelington

    #thehatchery, #forkintheroad, #holidays, #madhenhouse, #podcast 🎄✨Welcome to this exhilarating episode of #thehatchery! Dive into the enchanting rivalry of the season as we explore the ultimate #forkintheroad between Santa Claus and Jack Skellington! ❄️👻 Join us for a thrilling discussion on the magic of #holidays and how these iconic figures embody the spirit of both joy and spook in their festive realms.

    madhenhouse.wpcomstaging.com/2

  2. Every public service employee in America who took the Fork in the Road offer and are now left in the lurch should start a class action suit against Elon personally and bankrupt the sonofabitch. #ElonIsABigFatLiar #ForkInTheRoad

  3. #psa If you've been fired as a govt employee that opted into Fork-in-the-Road, you need to opt-in again immediately.

    #federal #federalgovernment #federalworkers #ForkInTheRoad #firings #musk #doge #elong

    Read and opt-in again. Boost please.

    Laura is part of a group of federal employees across multiple agencies who were suddenly fired last week due to their probationary status, despite having accepted the offer from a government-wide email titled "Fork in the Road."

    ... Neither the White House nor the federal agencies have publicly disclosed how many of them were laid off, and within that group, it's not clear how many people were mistakenly terminated despite accepting the "Fork in the Road" offer, which about 75,000 workers did...

    Some federal workers have since been contacted by their agencies on their personal email and cell phone, informing them that they still qualify and need to opt-in again by Friday. But they worry that others who were terminated will slip through the cracks, unaware that they can still qualify for the deferred resignation program.

    abcnews.go.com/Politics/federa

    #boostingIsSharing #uspol #politics

    #Author #Writer #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

  4. #psa If you've been fired as a govt employee that opted into Fork-in-the-Road, you need to opt-in again immediately.

    #federal #federalgovernment #federalworkers #ForkInTheRoad #firings #musk #doge #elong

    Read and opt-in again. Boost please.

    Laura is part of a group of federal employees across multiple agencies who were suddenly fired last week due to their probationary status, despite having accepted the offer from a government-wide email titled "Fork in the Road."

    ... Neither the White House nor the federal agencies have publicly disclosed how many of them were laid off, and within that group, it's not clear how many people were mistakenly terminated despite accepting the "Fork in the Road" offer, which about 75,000 workers did...

    Some federal workers have since been contacted by their agencies on their personal email and cell phone, informing them that they still qualify and need to opt-in again by Friday. But they worry that others who were terminated will slip through the cracks, unaware that they can still qualify for the deferred resignation program.

    abcnews.go.com/Politics/federa

    #boostingIsSharing #uspol #politics

    #Author #Writer #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

  5. Biden caught holy hell for implementing a policy of getting tf out of Afghanistan, some 15+ years later than we should have, but he got it done, and as I said, FINALLY.
    Meanwhile, an orange turd, clinging like the dingleberry he is to #theREALPresidentMUSK, is implementing a policy of terrorizing the federal workers for simply doing their jobs. ffs
    #USAidDebacle
    #USTreasuryDebacle
    #USDoDDebacle
    #USOPMDebacle
    #ForkintheRoad
    #ElonSteppedonaRakeintheRoad
    #EggsStillCostaFuckTon

  6. Biden caught holy hell for implementing a policy of getting tf out of Afghanistan, some 15+ years later than we should have, but he got it done, and as I said, FINALLY.
    Meanwhile, an orange turd, clinging like the dingleberry he is to #theREALPresidentMUSK, is implementing a policy of terrorizing the federal workers for simply doing their jobs. ffs
    #USAidDebacle
    #USTreasuryDebacle
    #USDoDDebacle
    #USOPMDebacle
    #ForkintheRoad
    #ElonSteppedonaRakeintheRoad
    #EggsStillCostaFuckTon

  7. Trump & Elon Musk’s Anti-Govt Blitz Just Hit Another Roadblock:
    A federal judge put the Trump administration’s “Fork in the Road” buyout offer to federal employees on hold, 11 hours before the deadline.
    newrepublic.com/post/191259/fe

    "The buyout plan... known as the #ForkInTheRoad initiative... has been sending shock waves throughout the federal #government. #Trump has been very clear that it is a direct attempt to overhaul the federal bureaucracy in his image."

    #ElonMusk #Coup #Politics #USA #News

  8. Trump & Elon Musk’s Anti-Govt Blitz Just Hit Another Roadblock:
    A federal judge put the Trump administration’s “Fork in the Road” buyout offer to federal employees on hold, 11 hours before the deadline.
    newrepublic.com/post/191259/fe

    "The buyout plan... known as the #ForkInTheRoad initiative... has been sending shock waves throughout the federal #government. #Trump has been very clear that it is a direct attempt to overhaul the federal bureaucracy in his image."

    #ElonMusk #Coup #Politics #USA #News

  9. AFGE is the largest federal employee union.

    "AFGE's national president, Everett Kelley, tells Jim Acosta that the DOGE 'buyout' offer to federal employees isn't a "fork in the road” but “a knife in your back.”"
    substack.com/@newsguy/note/c-9

    #Musk #Trump #Buyout #Lies #ForkInTheRoad #FederalEmployees #Union #Government #CivilService #US #USA

  10. AFGE is the largest federal employee union.

    "AFGE's national president, Everett Kelley, tells Jim Acosta that the DOGE 'buyout' offer to federal employees isn't a "fork in the road” but “a knife in your back.”"
    substack.com/@newsguy/note/c-9

    #Musk #Trump #Buyout #Lies #ForkInTheRoad #FederalEmployees #Union #Government #CivilService #US #USA

  11. /3 - Additional details about the Employee Voluntary Separation Plan [LA Times] can be found by clicking the link below. Please take the time to review this information carefully. #ForkintheRoad Stick a Fork in It. Take the buyout or you are fired???

  12. /3 - Additional details about the Employee Voluntary Separation Plan [LA Times] can be found by clicking the link below. Please take the time to review this information carefully. #ForkintheRoad Stick a Fork in It. Take the buyout or you are fired???

  13. Here's my thought on the #ForkInTheRoad email.

    It's a bluff. Legally they can't force the federal employees out and government outsider Elon can't even legally promise that the government will offer them anything. But if they act on what he says, that's technically just them freely choosing to leave. Maybe they can sue him personally saying he misled them, but he has plenty of money to pay for lawyers. #Trump and #ElonMusk are not above this kinda bullshit.

    I think that's the plan.

  14. Here's my thought on the #ForkInTheRoad email.

    It's a bluff. Legally they can't force the federal employees out and government outsider Elon can't even legally promise that the government will offer them anything. But if they act on what he says, that's technically just them freely choosing to leave. Maybe they can sue him personally saying he misled them, but he has plenty of money to pay for lawyers. #Trump and #ElonMusk are not above this kinda bullshit.

    I think that's the plan.

  15. #MAGA #ForkINTheRoad directive to #Federal #employees states simply reply with word #RESIGN in header and you can #optout of your career #USGovt position with pay for more than 6 months?

    opm.gov/fork/

    #TVNews blithering & graphics packages have parroted language of #President & #OPM at face value but offered little detailed #analysis or #legalterms fine print...

    The #DJT admin so-called #BuyOut that offers 7 months pay to #GOV workers that take it, actually has strings attached. In fact the terms are a "deferred resignation" that requires employees to do other tasks if so assigned!

    Perhaps loading boxcars of detainees?

    open.substack.com/pub/populari

  16. #MAGA #ForkINTheRoad directive to #Federal #employees states simply reply with word #RESIGN in header and you can #optout of your career #USGovt position with pay for more than 6 months?

    opm.gov/fork/

    #TVNews blithering & graphics packages have parroted language of #President & #OPM at face value but offered little detailed #analysis or #legalterms fine print...

    The #DJT admin so-called #BuyOut that offers 7 months pay to #GOV workers that take it, actually has strings attached. In fact the terms are a "deferred resignation" that requires employees to do other tasks if so assigned!

    Perhaps loading boxcars of detainees?

    open.substack.com/pub/populari

  17. I can’t believe federal workers received the same “Fork in the Road” email, *with the same wording*, that Twitter employees got from Musk. Beyond all the chaos and frustration I feel a such deep sense of global embarrassment. It’s all so, so stupid. #ForkInTheRoad

  18. I can’t believe federal workers received the same “Fork in the Road” email, *with the same wording*, that Twitter employees got from Musk. Beyond all the chaos and frustration I feel a such deep sense of global embarrassment. It’s all so, so stupid.

  19. ⬆️ Update. This is fast on the heels of the above post!

    #ForkInTheRoad by the US Office of Personnel Management for #ChampionsOfTalent for the federal workforce 🙄

    via @briankrebs infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/1

    @David211