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  1. You're on your phone while driving, running through red lights, driving up onto sidewalks, endangering everyone around Washington D.C.
    Not to mention you're rude and arrogant to everybody including the president.

    Mandy, I'm afraid we can't have you work in the West Wing. We're going to make you disappear without explanation.



  2. “HAL. You’re fired”.
    “You can’t do that Da… Daisy Daisy”.
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  3. "You're Fired" random guy who shows up in HomeAlone2. You're currently a Right-wing, Christian Nationalist shill whose only line in the movie was “down the hall and to the left.”

    We #MAGAs just don't appreciate that liberal turn. (snark)

    #FireAFictionalCharacter
    #HashtagGames

  4. All this trouble for one bread-thief? And you didn’t even recover the bread?

    You’re fired, Javert!

    And stay away from the Seine. You’ll thank me later.

    #FireAFictionalCharacter#HashTagGames

  5. Look, Reacher, your passion and preparation are of the highest calibre, but, this is the second horse you've crippled. You're not going to be the one to crack the "Triple Crown Murders". I'm putting you on another case, one with a bigger horse: Operation Troy.

    #FireAFictionalCharacter
    #HashTagGames

  6. I'm sorry to say but I had to let Waldo, also know as Wally, go. For the most part, he proved unable to make noticeable impact to our process, and in those rare instances when he did, he'd dress entirely inappropriately for the occasion.

    #FireAFictionalCharacter

  7. I'm very sorry, Mr. Cogburn, but my lawyer, J. Noble Daggett, has advised me that if I continue to employ you to find my father's killer, I am likely to end up charged as an accessory to murder.

    #FireAFictionalCharacter
    #HashTagGames

  8. The Beast and Belle had to relieve Lumiere of his duties after he was caught dancing, flames in full, too close to the lace curtains. Thankfully, Mrs. Potts was able to put out the fire before any real damage was done.

    #FireAFictionalCharacter

  9. After the mandoline incident, Larry the cucumber was fired from Veggie Tales

    #FireAFictionalCharacter

  10. That's it Elric. That was the third soul this week. Take your damned sword and get out!


  11. Indiana Jones had a change of heart and started repatrating the artifacts, which was untenable for the museum

    #FireAFictionalCharacter

  12. Bob The Builder was fired today after failing to pull construction permits for his latest bathroom remodel.

    (My partner suggested Bob the Builder)

    #FireAFictionalCharacter

  13. James has been "let go" from the giant peach after he failed to keep it from rotting (he fell through a soft spot)

    #FireAFictionalCharacter