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  1. "This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."