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  1. "This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."

  2. "This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."

  3. "This is . Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."

  4. "This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."

  5. "This is #EmolumentsForceOne. Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Are we clear to land?"

    "..."

    "Hello?"

    "This is Loreena Hobbit (or whatever her fuckin' name is). I'm the nation's 'acting' air traffic controller. #ElonMuck fired everybody else. I have never been in an air tower in my life, but I represented #KingShart in one of his losing trials."

    "Well, can we land this flying palace?"

    "Well, I wouldn't. #HogsHead is flying one of his helicopters up here somewhere."