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  1. RE: mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins

    Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below.

    “i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

    #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine

  2. RE: mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins

    Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below.

    “i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

    #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine

  3. RE: mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins

    Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below.

    “i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

    #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine

  4. RE: mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins

    Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below.

    “i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

    #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine

  5. RE: mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins

    Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below.

    “i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

    #birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine