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🥴 Oh wow, Captain Time Traveler found a rock with scribbles older than MySQL's supported dates and wants a cookie 🏆. Apparently, comparing stone tablets to modern databases is hilarious, because who knew a chunk of rock could outperform a server farm? 🤦♂️
https://avi.im/blag/2025/oldest-txn/ #CaptainTimeTraveler #RockScribbles #MySQL #Humor #TechComparison #DatabaseJokes #HackerNews #ngated