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  1. JD VANCE HORNDOGGIN' IT OVER DARK BRANDON'S CONE ZONE SKILLS WAS NOT ON MY 2026 BINGO CARD...
    ✌️😎👍🤘🧔🏻🫳🔎🍄
    #DarkBrandon
    #Cool
    #JDvance
    #Creepy

  2. SO, EXCUSE ME... 🙋🏼‍♀️
    IS IT WRONG THAT I ENJOY IMAGINING THAT TRUMP IS BOUND, GAGGED & HOG-TIED IN THE TRUNK OF THEIR FAB CLASSIC CAR??? 🤷🏼‍♀️
    #JoeBiden
    #Classic
    #HunterBiden
    #Cool
    #DarkBrandon
    #Maverick
    #DarkHunter
    #Masterful
    #DonaldTrump
    #Muffled

  3. CW: uspol | Biden clone/robot replacement conspiracy theory | humor

    #DonaldTrump calling his predecessor #JoeBiden a clone/robot who replaced the "real" #Biden, allegedly killed in 2020, makes at least some sense, when you interpret this as #DarkBrandon 🤔

    #uspol #politics #TrumpAdministration2025 #TrumpAdministration #SecondTrumpAdministration #BidenAdministration #MAGA #DarkMAGA #Project2025 #humor

  4. CW: uspol | Biden clone/robot replacement conspiracy theory | humor

    #DonaldTrump calling his predecessor #JoeBiden a clone/robot who replaced the "real" #Biden, allegedly killed in 2020, makes at least some sense, when you interpret this as #DarkBrandon 🤔

    #uspol #politics #TrumpAdministration2025 #TrumpAdministration #SecondTrumpAdministration #BidenAdministration #MAGA #DarkMAGA #Project2025 #humor

  5. Just picked up this bit of soon-to-be contraband at Goodwill. Hopefully the eyes still work! #DarkBrandon

  6. #POTUS #JoeBiden was in #DarkBrandon mode during his final public address from the Oval Office when he zapped ⚡️ the #oligarchs in the #TechIndustrialComplex with this zinger for #histodons : “The truth is smothered by lies told for power and for profit." #USpol huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-f

    But let’s not give all the gory and credit to #broligarchs in Silicon Valley. After all, lying for power and profit was the founding business model of #FoxNews over 100 years ago! insidestory.org.au/the-myth-of

    #resist

  7. #POTUS #JoeBiden was in #DarkBrandon mode during his final public address from the Oval Office when he zapped ⚡️ the #oligarchs in the #TechIndustrialComplex with this zinger for #histodons : “The truth is smothered by lies told for power and for profit." #USpol huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-f

    But let’s not give all the gory and credit to #broligarchs in Silicon Valley. After all, lying for power and profit was the founding business model of #FoxNews over 100 years ago! insidestory.org.au/the-myth-of

    #resist

  8. So many people I meet think it is completely normal to behave like we are all cast members of a spy-themed reality show, and I'm the one drinking the spiked Koolaid.

    I've lost count of how many times I stupidly think I'm having a normal friendly conversation, and then they start with how fluoride in the water is "Transing the Kids" or Trump's tariffs are freaking genius.

    The Joe Rogan Effect
    Understanding His Role In The 2024 Election
    #DarkBrandon #Politics #Culture
    youtube.com/watch?v=wDS1tANbJF

  9. So many people I meet think it is completely normal to behave like we are all cast members of a spy-themed reality show, and I'm the one drinking the spiked Koolaid.

    I've lost count of how many times I stupidly think I'm having a normal friendly conversation, and then they start with how fluoride in the water is "Transing the Kids" or Trump's tariffs are freaking genius.

    The Joe Rogan Effect
    Understanding His Role In The 2024 Election
    #DarkBrandon #Politics #Culture
    youtube.com/watch?v=wDS1tANbJF

  10. @POTUS we are calling on you to #publishtheERA now! You have the authority, responsibility & opportunity to certify this critical protection ahead of the Trump admin. Let the ERA be your legacy. #DarkBrandon #EqualRightsAmendment #RatifiedAndReady
    #BidenPublishTheERA #ERANow

  11. @POTUS we are calling on you to #publishtheERA now! You have the authority, responsibility & opportunity to certify this critical protection ahead of the Trump admin. Let the ERA be your legacy. #DarkBrandon #EqualRightsAmendment #RatifiedAndReady
    #BidenPublishTheERA #ERANow

  12. @POTUS we are calling on you to #publishtheERA now! You have the authority, responsibility & opportunity to certify this critical protection ahead of the Trump admin. Let the ERA be your legacy. #DarkBrandon #EqualRightsAmendment #RatifiedAndReady
    #BidenPublishTheERA #ERANow

  13. Incoming Trump State Dept. spokesperson refuses to say that #Lebanon has a right to defend itself against #Israel under the #Ceasefire terms.

    Scratch that, it was Biden's current State Dept. spokesperson.

    x.com/assalrad/status/18640455

    @israel #israel #fediantisemitism @lebanon #biden #joebiden #genocide #DarkBrandon #genocidejoe #aipac #uspol #uspolitics #usa

  14. Today’s ‘Featured picture’ on @Wikipedia shows ‘ice balls’ formed naturally on Stroomi Beach in Tallinn, #Estonia. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_eg

    Speaking of ‘balls of ice’, Vatniks in #Kursk , #Russia - who were ordered to retake the #Russian territory before the 2nd Inauguration of #DonaldTheDeplorable - keep getting smoked en masse by #Ukrainian heroes armed by #DarkBrandon , who all ignore the Sabre-rattling of #Putin which is caused by his shaking knees!

    #USpol #NAFO #FAFO

  15. Today’s ‘Featured picture’ on @Wikipedia shows ‘ice balls’ formed naturally on Stroomi Beach in Tallinn, #Estonia. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_eg

    Speaking of ‘balls of ice’, Vatniks in #Kursk , #Russia - who were ordered to retake the #Russian territory before the 2nd Inauguration of #DonaldTheDeplorable - keep getting smoked en masse by #Ukrainian heroes armed by #DarkBrandon , who all ignore the Sabre-rattling of #Putin which is caused by his shaking knees!

    #USpol #NAFO #FAFO

  16. Fun House Question

    What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

    (He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

    Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

    i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

    And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

  17. Fun House Question

    What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

    (He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

    Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

    i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

    And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

  18. I truly hope President Joe Biden is beginning to realise how badly he was betrayed by his own people, and is prepared to take action while he still has the opportunity. #DarkBrandon, arise!

  19. I truly hope President Joe Biden is beginning to realise how badly he was betrayed by his own people, and is prepared to take action while he still has the opportunity. #DarkBrandon, arise!

  20. @markmetz With his “supporter’s garbage” remark, #DarkBrandon triggered every #MAGA moron who doesn’t understand how apostrophes work. Genius! #USpol #BlueWave2024

  21. @markmetz With his “supporter’s garbage” remark, #DarkBrandon triggered every #MAGA moron who doesn’t understand how apostrophes work. Genius! #USpol #BlueWave2024

  22. President Biden #DarkBrandon is going out fighting the gun lobby by signing a historic executive order. The Biden Harris administration is implementing the largest investment in mental health resources for schools as well Today President Biden And Vice President Kamala Harris delivered remarks about gun violence, and announced actions to address gun control during a White House event. #gunviolence #guncontrolnow #toomanygunsinthehandsoftoomanyidiots youtube.com/live/UD8VFPCxhLI?s

  23. President Biden #DarkBrandon is going out fighting the gun lobby by signing a historic executive order. The Biden Harris administration is implementing the largest investment in mental health resources for schools as well Today President Biden And Vice President Kamala Harris delivered remarks about gun violence, and announced actions to address gun control during a White House event. #gunviolence #guncontrolnow #toomanygunsinthehandsoftoomanyidiots youtube.com/live/UD8VFPCxhLI?s