#darkbrandon — Public Fediverse posts

@TheConversationUS The #nuclear missiles tested by #Putin were probably hacked by #DarkBrandon to be #Russian boomerang missiles when fired in aggression. https://youtube.com/shorts/nehAYP06d_k

Dark Brandon: Do what thou wilt

#meme #DarkBrandon #thelema #DoWhatThouWilt

Ha Ha 🤣 #DarkBrandon

https://bsky.app/profile/orion412x.bsky.social/post/3llwzzf4udk2j

#POTUS #JoeBiden was in #DarkBrandon mode during his final public address from the Oval Office when he zapped ⚡️ the #oligarchs in the #TechIndustrialComplex with this zinger for #histodons : “The truth is smothered by lies told for power and for profit." #USpol https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-facebook-social-media_n_6788702de4b0ebaad44ec27f

But let’s not give all the gory and credit to #broligarchs in Silicon Valley. After all, lying for power and profit was the founding business model of #FoxNews over 100 years ago! https://insidestory.org.au/the-myth-of-keith-murdochs-gallipoli-letter/

#resist

Always good for a grin…
Is Donald Trump a Deflationary President?
#DarkBrandon #Trumpism #Economics #Disinformation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxkLlKjqq9M

So many people I meet think it is completely normal to behave like we are all cast members of a spy-themed reality show, and I'm the one drinking the spiked Koolaid.

I've lost count of how many times I stupidly think I'm having a normal friendly conversation, and then they start with how fluoride in the water is "Transing the Kids" or Trump's tariffs are freaking genius.

The Joe Rogan Effect
Understanding His Role In The 2024 Election
#DarkBrandon #Politics #Culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDS1tANbJFk

#POTUS #JoeBiden in #DarkBrandon mode zaps ⚡️ the attempt by #DonaldTheDeplorable and his puppet master #ElonMusk to start a government #shutdown on his watch. But the deal expires on March 14th.

And just like LONG before, #fascists should “beware the #IdesOfMarch.” https://www.npr.org/2024/12/17/g-s1-38712/congress-spending-bill-march-14

#USpol #DenyDefendDepose

Of course #DarkBrandon will now fire #Wray and replace the twerp with #HulkHogan.

#BidensLegacy #Biden

Of course #DarkBrandon will now fire #Wray and replace the twerp with #HulkHogan.

#BidensLegacy #Biden

Of course #DarkBrandon will now fire #Wray and replace the twerp with #HulkHogan.

#BidensLegacy #Biden

Of course #DarkBrandon will now fire #Wray and replace the twerp with #HulkHogan.

#BidensLegacy #Biden

Of course #DarkBrandon will now fire #Wray and replace the twerp with #HulkHogan.

#BidensLegacy #Biden

@SocraticEthics Will #DarkBrandon turn the #Oreshnik into another #Russian ‘boomerang missile’?
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#StandWithUkraine

#DarkBrandon #Godfather #Moves.

Sixteen things #President #JoeBiden, #VicePresident #KamalaHarris & the #Dems can—but would never—do in the next six weeks to stymie #ConvictedFelon #DonaldTrump, thwart the rise of #Fascism in the #US, #protect the #American #people, and #safeguard global #democracy.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #DemocraticParty #Allies #Conservatives #Extremism #Fascism #Religion #Hategroups #RepublicanParty #ThePartyOfHate #EmptyThePews

https://gregolear.substack.com/p/dark-brandon-godfather-moves

Incoming Trump State Dept. spokesperson refuses to say that #Lebanon has a right to defend itself against #Israel under the #Ceasefire terms.

Scratch that, it was Biden's current State Dept. spokesperson.

https://x.com/assalrad/status/1864045546077606342

@israel #israel #fediantisemitism @lebanon #biden #joebiden #genocide #DarkBrandon #genocidejoe #aipac #uspol #uspolitics #usa

Today’s ‘Featured picture’ on @Wikipedia shows ‘ice balls’ formed naturally on Stroomi Beach in Tallinn, #Estonia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_eggs

Speaking of ‘balls of ice’, Vatniks in #Kursk , #Russia - who were ordered to retake the #Russian territory before the 2nd Inauguration of #DonaldTheDeplorable - keep getting smoked en masse by #Ukrainian heroes armed by #DarkBrandon , who all ignore the Sabre-rattling of #Putin which is caused by his shaking knees!

#USpol #NAFO #FAFO

@SocraticEthics Did #NorthKorea also get some of the #Russian #missiles that - unbeknownst to #Putin - have been reprogrammed to be #BoomerangMissiles by #DarkBrandon ? 😂

White House Says Democrats Who Oppose Weapons To #Israel Are Aiding #Hamas

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-weapons-israel-senate_n_673df15be4b0f17b35e0860a

#FreePalestine @israel @palestine #gaza #biden #joebiden #genocide #Netanyahu #DarkBrandon #genocidejoe #aipac #uspol #uspolitics #usa #dnc #votebluenomatterwho #voteblue #Fediantisemitism

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.

I truly hope President Joe Biden is beginning to realise how badly he was betrayed by his own people, and is prepared to take action while he still has the opportunity. #DarkBrandon, arise!

#DarkBrandon

@markmetz With his “supporter’s garbage” remark, #DarkBrandon triggered every #MAGA moron who doesn’t understand how apostrophes work. Genius! #USpol #BlueWave2024

#DarkBrandon triggers #MAGA morons who don’t understand how apostrophes work! 😂👉 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bidens-response-to-garbage-joke-about-puerto-rico/

“I love ❤️ the #PoorlyEducated !” - #DonaldTrump

#USpol #PuertoRico #MadisonSquareGarbage

@GottaLaff TY for the vid. #DarkBrandon #RockstarPresident

@GottaLaff TY for the vid. #DarkBrandon #RockstarPresident

@GottaLaff TY for the vid. #DarkBrandon #RockstarPresident

@GottaLaff TY for the vid. #DarkBrandon #RockstarPresident

@GottaLaff TY for the vid. #DarkBrandon #RockstarPresident

President Biden #DarkBrandon is going out fighting the gun lobby by signing a historic executive order. The Biden Harris administration is implementing the largest investment in mental health resources for schools as well Today President Biden And Vice President Kamala Harris delivered remarks about gun violence, and announced actions to address gun control during a White House event. #gunviolence #guncontrolnow #toomanygunsinthehandsoftoomanyidiots https://www.youtube.com/live/UD8VFPCxhLI?si=sGOrgjV0aNsEp5TC

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#ThankYouBiden #WeLoveJoe #PresidentialAddress #ThanksJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #PresidentJoe #Robinette #Biden #PresidentBiden #JoeRobinetteBiden #President #JoeBiden #Joe #Biden #Authentic #trustworthy #kind #ThankYouDarkBrandon #DarkBrandon #BidenDelivers #BidenIsAGreatPresident #Leadership #BidenIsAGreatPOTUS #WeLoveYouJoeBiden #BidenIsAGreatPresident

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#ThankYouBiden #WeLoveJoe #PresidentialAddress #ThanksJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #PresidentJoe #Robinette #Biden #PresidentBiden #JoeRobinetteBiden #President #JoeBiden #Joe #Biden #Authentic #trustworthy #kind #ThankYouDarkBrandon #DarkBrandon #BidenDelivers #BidenIsAGreatPresident #Leadership #BidenIsAGreatPOTUS #WeLoveYouJoeBiden #BidenIsAGreatPresident

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#ThankYouBiden #WeLoveJoe #PresidentialAddress #ThanksJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #PresidentJoe #Robinette #Biden #PresidentBiden #JoeRobinetteBiden #President #JoeBiden #Joe #Biden #Authentic #trustworthy #kind #ThankYouDarkBrandon #DarkBrandon #BidenDelivers #BidenIsAGreatPresident #Leadership #BidenIsAGreatPOTUS #WeLoveYouJoeBiden #BidenIsAGreatPresident

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#ThankYouBiden #WeLoveJoe #PresidentialAddress #ThanksJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #PresidentJoe #Robinette #Biden #PresidentBiden #JoeRobinetteBiden #President #JoeBiden #Joe #Biden #Authentic #trustworthy #kind #ThankYouDarkBrandon #DarkBrandon #BidenDelivers #BidenIsAGreatPresident #Leadership #BidenIsAGreatPOTUS #WeLoveYouJoeBiden #BidenIsAGreatPresident

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#ThankYouBiden #WeLoveJoe #PresidentialAddress #ThanksJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #PresidentJoe #Robinette #Biden #PresidentBiden #JoeRobinetteBiden #President #JoeBiden #Joe #Biden #Authentic #trustworthy #kind #ThankYouDarkBrandon #DarkBrandon #BidenDelivers #BidenIsAGreatPresident #Leadership #BidenIsAGreatPOTUS #WeLoveYouJoeBiden #BidenIsAGreatPresident

#President #JoeBiden Shades Trump With 1 Brutally Blunt Piece Of #Advice.

The #President of the #UnitedStates went into #DarkBrandon #mode when asked about his #predecessor.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-trump-career-advice_n_66beee2ee4b04090eac4bbb0

📺 NEW VIDEO! "WOW: #DonaldDump Privately Bitching About CHUCKING #JDVance.." While #DarkBrandon praises #Kamala's Presidential Potential 🤣

🤤Maybe that's why he just brought back professional phallus Corey Lewandowski

🔥WATCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbReUhvxYwE #harriswalz2024 #news #politics #harris #ukraine #russia #usa #project2025 #tv #kamalaharris #election2024 #podcast

Execute Order 47! I need 46 other people to wear aviator sunglasses and gather in a 47-point star with me, and we can finally summon #DarkBrandon. Hail Brandon!

#order66 #biden #harris #brandon

While #OrangeMussolini is spreading his derangement to get attention, #DarkBrandon is getting US political prisoners home Russia Frees Evan Gershkovich, Dozens Of Other Political Prisoners in largest swap since the cold war President Joe Biden said Thursday a prisoner swap that freed WSJ Evan Gershkovich & former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan from Russian custody resulted from “a feat of diplomacy & friendship.” #Bidendiplomacy #BidenForeignPolicy #PaulWhelan #EvanGershkovich
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/russia-free-evan-gershkovich-dozens-of-other-political-prisoners-in-swap-with-west-reports_n_66aaa6cee4b050952a6f50ca

While #OrangeMussolini is spreading his derangement to get attention, #DarkBrandon is getting US political prisoners home Russia Frees Evan Gershkovich, Dozens Of Other Political Prisoners in largest swap since the cold war President Joe Biden said Thursday a prisoner swap that freed WSJ Evan Gershkovich & former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan from Russian custody resulted from “a feat of diplomacy & friendship.” #Bidendiplomacy #BidenForeignPolicy #PaulWhelan #EvanGershkovich
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/russia-free-evan-gershkovich-dozens-of-other-political-prisoners-in-swap-with-west-reports_n_66aaa6cee4b050952a6f50ca

While #OrangeMussolini is spreading his derangement to get attention, #DarkBrandon is getting US political prisoners home Russia Frees Evan Gershkovich, Dozens Of Other Political Prisoners in largest swap since the cold war President Joe Biden said Thursday a prisoner swap that freed WSJ Evan Gershkovich & former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan from Russian custody resulted from “a feat of diplomacy & friendship.” #Bidendiplomacy #BidenForeignPolicy #PaulWhelan #EvanGershkovich
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/russia-free-evan-gershkovich-dozens-of-other-political-prisoners-in-swap-with-west-reports_n_66aaa6cee4b050952a6f50ca

While #OrangeMussolini is spreading his derangement to get attention, #DarkBrandon is getting US political prisoners home Russia Frees Evan Gershkovich, Dozens Of Other Political Prisoners in largest swap since the cold war President Joe Biden said Thursday a prisoner swap that freed WSJ Evan Gershkovich & former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan from Russian custody resulted from “a feat of diplomacy & friendship.” #Bidendiplomacy #BidenForeignPolicy #PaulWhelan #EvanGershkovich
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/russia-free-evan-gershkovich-dozens-of-other-political-prisoners-in-swap-with-west-reports_n_66aaa6cee4b050952a6f50ca

If anyone knows decent #antifurry accounts on fedi, please lmk! Let's follow each other, have coffee, perform a Bidenic ritual to summon Dark Brandon #darkbrandon, or whatever. I hope the antifurries escaped #Xitter just as quickly as anyone else.

#somethingawful #lowtax #linux #archlinux #it #antibrony #furry

As always, TERFs/homophobes, #4chan #edgelords, #cryptobros *shudders*, and the like GTFO! #Furries can't have a monopoly on being decent people!

If anyone knows decent #antifurry accounts on fedi, please lmk! Let's follow each other, have coffee, perform a Bidenic ritual to summon Dark Brandon #darkbrandon, or whatever. I hope the antifurries escaped #Xitter just as quickly as anyone else.

#somethingawful #lowtax #linux #archlinux #it #antibrony #furry

As always, TERFs/homophobes, #4chan #edgelords, #cryptobros *shudders*, and the like GTFO! #Furries can't have a monopoly on being decent people!

If anyone knows decent #antifurry accounts on fedi, please lmk! Let's follow each other, have coffee, perform a Bidenic ritual to summon Dark Brandon #darkbrandon, or whatever. I hope the antifurries escaped #Xitter just as quickly as anyone else.

#somethingawful #lowtax #linux #archlinux #it #antibrony #furry

As always, TERFs/homophobes, #4chan #edgelords, #cryptobros *shudders*, and the like GTFO! #Furries can't have a monopoly on being decent people!