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  1. So 🤖 suggests I, human, eat approximately 5 scrambled egg whites in the morning (approx 230mL).

    Which currently is $1.08/100mL at my local grocery store.

    So we're at about $2.48 for egg whites for one meal per day.

    Or approximately $74.52 a month.... just for egg whites, for one repeating meal.

    🤔 Maybe I should work on my personality instead.

    #dadbod #fitness

  2. Pattern modified, decided all the wiser folks here are correct and a straight zipper line down the front is better. Also made it a little longer and can adjust to fit. I looked and when I was wearing the original jacket this was copied from, I weighed somewhere between 150 and 160. I am now 190 to 200 lol. #dadbod #sewing #softshelljacket

  3. Lay's Cheese 'n' Onion flavour is really nice. Could totally replace Sour Cream and Onion

    #fat #dadbod #dadlife

  4. CW: Adult content

    Covering a few bases here… Fresh jar of lube, chair cover, and #tightywhitey #briefs from @[email protected], #pubes #boner #dadbod #bator #penis and #MCM for #MonochromeMonday and #NoAI, #NoSlop for good measure.

  5. CW: Partial nudity.

    There's a naturist / exhibitionist in me just waiting to come out... again. He's not hiding it very well... he won't stop coming out... #gaybear #gay #gaydaddy #gayoutdoors #gaynaturist #gayexhibitonist #gaybutt #manass #dadbod #jockstrap #gaybelly

  6. CW: Partial nudity. Belly.

    Nothing more fun than going hiking and getting my belly out (or my arse). #gaybear #belly #dadbod

  7. Regrettably, I was not voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive this year...

    But I remain optimistic about next year.

    #dadlife #dadbod #ageing #adulting

  8. Nach 20 Jahren Slim Fit habe ich nun erstmal vier Jeans in Straight Fit gekauft.

    #DadBod

  9. I was so excited to put one of my homemade french fries in my mouth... That I bit my own finger.

    #dadbod