#couch — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #couch, aggregated by home.social.
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Larkin has absolutely committed to guarding that toy by passing the hell out on top of it. Peak dog logic: if you’re touching it, nobody can steal it. Security level is somewhere between Fort Knox and a guy asleep on the couch. Either way, mission accomplished.
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Mail-ordered Christ on an e-bike. After researching on TheWirecutter I tried to order a couch from Burrow on July 1st, and I think I actually succeeded? Their website listed it in stock, but I didn't get any shipping notifications for three weeks.
I finally emailed them about it, and the couch immediately went from "in stock" to "backordered for 12 weeks". Since I expected already have the furniture by now, I told them to cancel and refund the order last night.
Instead, this morning I got a bunch of shipping notifications and a message from their customer support that because my order had shipped (y'know, the one that was backordered for three months), they couldn't cancel it.
What an absolute fuckin' clown show. Avoid Burrow furniture and Havenly like the fuckin' plague.
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Hashtags in the Fediverse: You don't need to put them everywhere! 😉
"The more hashtags I use, the more people will see my post!"
In reality... it's not that simple. 😄
A hashtag isn't just decoration. It's a way to categorize your post so that people following or searching for that topic can discover it.
As the official Mastodon documentation explains:
"You can use a hashtag to make your post discoverable to anyone searching for that hashtag."
In other words, every hashtag should have a purpose.
Here's a fun example:
You post a photo of your cat sleeping peacefully on the couch.
Do you really need something like this?
#Cat #Kitten #Cute #Animals #Couch #LivingRoom #Sunday #Nap #Fluffy #Home #Photography #Earth #Planet #Life #Morning #Coffee #Happy #Smile 🤯
Probably not. 😅
Instead, something as simple as:
#Cats #Photography #Pets
already describes your post perfectly and helps the right people find it.
The goal isn't to use the most hashtags—it's to use the right ones.
Hashtags are designed to connect people with shared interests, not to turn your post into a wall of keywords. 😉
https://docs.joinmastodon.org/user/posting/
#Fediverse #ActivityPub #Mastodon #Holos #holossocial #Friendica #Hubzilla #Pixelfed #PeerTube #Misskey #Pleroma #Akkoma #Lemmy #SocialMedia #Hashtags #OpenSocialWeb -
Outdoor Furniture
Monowi, Nebraska, USA
This one specifically reminds me of something you'd see in a show involving zombies.
#photography #trailer #abandoned #couch #monowi #Nebraska #rural #photooftheday
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So... some kid jumped out of a car, took a selfie with the couch, and jumped back into the car with his parents. 😂 #couch
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Gaime Light Gun Ultimate Edition Review: The Full Arcade Experience at Home
The Gaime Light Gun Ultimate Edition feels like the version built for people who want the...
https://comiccrusaders.com/reviews/gaime-light-gun-ultimate-edition-review-the-full-arcade-experience-at-home/
#Gaime Light Gun Ultimate Edition #Gaime Light Gun #Gaime Review #Light Gun Review #Arcade Gaming #Retro Gaming #Home Arcade #Gaming Accessories #Couch Co-Op #Video Game Reviews #Retro Arcade #Ultimate Edition Review -
Siblings Vira and Frank love having Cousin Razzy over for Sunday night playdates. And so do we. #dog #dogs #doglover #doglovers #dogfamily #dogfamilies #dogpack #dogpackfamily #dogpackfamilies #couch #couchsittin #couchsitting #furbaby #furbabies #canine #canines #animal #animals #pet #pets #playdate #playdates
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KDE Plasma 6.7: couch gaming & other entertainment usecase about to get 'whole lot fantastic - Plasma Bigscreen 🎮 ✅
Now in beta - Plasma 6.7 is coming 16. June.
👉 https://kde.org/announcements/plasma/6/6.6.90/
#KDE #Plasma #BigScreen #livingroom #couch #Linux #gaming #HTPC
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Not sure what to say about this. I guess there's something for everyone. 📷 Pentax K-70 🔘 Pentax 18-135mm APS-C #Photography #Soft #BlueSkyArtShow #Art #Abstract #AbstractArt #Hippy #Patchwork #Furniture #Couch #Loveseat #Settee #Sofa #StreetPhotography #EastCoastKin #PhotoOfTheDay #Pentax #P530
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J.D. Vance actually has two middle names, but he chooses to omit "Chesterfield" for some reason.
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I.D.K.
#draw #drawing #draweveryday #dailydrawing #dailysketch #sketch #sketchbook #art #mastoart #FediArt #artwork #comic #cartoon #flower #amanita #couch #dude #trippy #silly #digitalink #digitalinkillustration #makeartnotwar #drawingaddict #whimsicalart #noai #charactersketch #characterart #characterconcept #characterdesign #conceptart #conceptillustration #illustration #illustrate #illustrator
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Ah, you are fair, my darling,
Ah, you are fair,
With your dove-like eyes!
And you, my beloved, are handsome,
Beautiful indeed!
Our couch is in a bower;
Cedars are the beams of our house,
Cypresses the rafters.
הִנָּ֤ךְ יָפָה֙ רַעְיָתִ֔י הִנָּ֥ךְ יָפָ֖ה עֵינַ֥יִךְ יוֹנִֽים׃
הִנְּךָ֨ יָפֶ֤ה דוֹדִי֙ אַ֣ף נָעִ֔ים אַף־עַרְשֵׂ֖נוּ רַעֲנָנָֽה׃
קֹר֤וֹת בָּתֵּ֙ינוּ֙ אֲרָזִ֔ים (רחיטנו) [רַהִיטֵ֖נוּ] בְּרוֹתִֽים׃
The Bible (The Old Testament) (14th - 2nd C BC) Judeo-Christian sacred scripture [Tanakh, Hebrew Bible], incl. the Apocrypha (Deuterocanonicals)
Book 22. Song of Songs (of Solomon; Canticles) 1:15ff (Song (Cant) 1:15-17) [tr. RJPS (2023 ed.)]More about (and translations of) this quote: wist.info/bible-ot/83536/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #bible #oldtestament #songofsongs #songofsolomon #beauty #bed #bower #bride #bridegroom #couch #handsomeness #lovers #marriage
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Chinese EV maker will deal with Trump oil crisis, with gas price surging, by 👉 giving away Eighteen months of free charging.👈
__"BYD is now giving away 18 months of free 5 minute EV charging as gas prices surge"
https://electrek.co/2026/03/19/byd-offers-18-months-free-5-min-ev-charging-as-gas-prices-soar/
#oilBillionaires #oilOligarchs #Putin #Aramco #exxon #trump #iranWar #iran #hormuz #uae #tchump #couch #tesla
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Doggie Détente. After months of eyeing each other warily, Vira and Cousin Razzy are finally sitting together on the couch, touching. Franklin approves. #dog #dogs #canine #canines #furbaby #furbabies #family #familymember #familymembers #mutt #mutts #companion #companions #dogpack #dogpacks #dogfriends #doglover #doglovers #homemadeafghan #afghan #afghans #inlaidtable #inlaidconvicttable #convicttable #couch
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CW: Paws, Suggestive
Rdyjin's been on a kick over the Professor lately and doodled him up a bit~ Well, we gonna put this condom to use?
Art by https://zgf.art/artist/rdyjin/
Marcep is https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim
#furry #furryart #nsfw #ZGFArt #Rdy #paws #footfocus #condom #couch #underwear #underwearonly #sketch #ProfessorvonEucalyptus #marcep #customspecies #anthro #male #tail #claws
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#Airisu: The Crow and the Witch
What’s-Its-Crow (Crow POV) Part 12 – 1 of 2
#Wss366 CouchSumika’s question should have been easy: “What was my name?” Crow? No, that couldn’t be it. That would mean I had the same name as every other crow. Nope. Nada. No way. I was special.
I looked off into the trees bordering the clearing, and then at the pentagram—which was now just dull-white chalk lines—as if they held the answer. But they didn’t. Nor did the whispering wind, the distant calling of fellow crows, or the patterns of autumn leaves on the ground.
I cocked my head and finally said, “I can’t remember.”
“What do you mean you can’t remember?” Sumika said. “Why?”
“It’s complicated.” Man, this was embarrassing. How could I not know my name!?
“Part of our contract is that you have to answer my questions truthfully.”
“Lady read the room,” I thought. “I don’t want to get into this.”
Rather than confronting her for being nosy, I prevaricated, saying, “I’m not lying; it’s complicated.”
“Do you really want to play that game? There's a lot of room for interpretation of ‘I get fed well.’”
I thought about that, scratched my head, and gave up. How was I going to #couch this, so that I wouldn't look like the village idiot? I mean, I wasn't one of those pigeons!
“I was human until a few hours ago,” I said. “The human and crow thoughts are all mixed up together. Somehow, my name got lost in the shuffle. See, it’s complicated!”
#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #Crows #Otherkin #Fantasy #UrbanFantasy #MythPunk
