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Phase 1: The Pitch 📈
„AI löst alles.“ Ja, auch die Buchhaltung.
Data Centers = neue Kathedralen.
GPUs beten in 8K.
#TechMessiah #HypeCycle

Phase 2: Integration 🏢
Your Workflow läuft jetzt auf Synergy.
Excel-Makros kriegen ne Neural Network.
Middle Management wird zum Prompt Engineer.
Produktivität +0,3%. Burnout +400%.
#DigitalTransformation #CorporateAI

Phase 3: Optimization ⚙️
Humans sind Legacy Hardware.
Wir upskill dich zum Prompt Operator.
Salary bleibt flat.

Phase 1: The Pitch 📈
„AI löst alles.“ Ja, auch die Buchhaltung.
Data Centers = neue Kathedralen.
GPUs beten in 8K.
#TechMessiah #HypeCycle

Phase 2: Integration 🏢
Your Workflow läuft jetzt auf Synergy.
Excel-Makros kriegen ne Neural Network.
Middle Management wird zum Prompt Engineer.
Produktivität +0,3%. Burnout +400%.
#DigitalTransformation #CorporateAI

Phase 3: Optimization ⚙️
Humans sind Legacy Hardware.
Wir upskill dich zum Prompt Operator.
Salary bleibt flat.

Phase 1: The Pitch 📈
„AI löst alles.“ Ja, auch die Buchhaltung.
Data Centers = neue Kathedralen.
GPUs beten in 8K.
#TechMessiah #HypeCycle

Phase 2: Integration 🏢
Your Workflow läuft jetzt auf Synergy.
Excel-Makros kriegen ne Neural Network.
Middle Management wird zum Prompt Engineer.
Produktivität +0,3%. Burnout +400%.
#DigitalTransformation #CorporateAI

Phase 3: Optimization ⚙️
Humans sind Legacy Hardware.
Wir upskill dich zum Prompt Operator.
Salary bleibt flat.

Phase 1: The Pitch 📈
„AI löst alles.“ Ja, auch die Buchhaltung.
Data Centers = neue Kathedralen.
GPUs beten in 8K.
#TechMessiah #HypeCycle

Phase 2: Integration 🏢
Your Workflow läuft jetzt auf Synergy.
Excel-Makros kriegen ne Neural Network.
Middle Management wird zum Prompt Engineer.
Produktivität +0,3%. Burnout +400%.
#DigitalTransformation #CorporateAI

Phase 3: Optimization ⚙️
Humans sind Legacy Hardware.
Wir upskill dich zum Prompt Operator.
Salary bleibt flat.

Phase 1: The Pitch 📈
„AI löst alles.“ Ja, auch die Buchhaltung.
Data Centers = neue Kathedralen.
GPUs beten in 8K.
#TechMessiah #HypeCycle

Phase 2: Integration 🏢
Your Workflow läuft jetzt auf Synergy.
Excel-Makros kriegen ne Neural Network.
Middle Management wird zum Prompt Engineer.
Produktivität +0,3%. Burnout +400%.
#DigitalTransformation #CorporateAI

Phase 3: Optimization ⚙️
Humans sind Legacy Hardware.
Wir upskill dich zum Prompt Operator.
Salary bleibt flat.

‘While theories suggesting the attacks were a "covert operation" designed to justify geopolitical control over Middle Eastern oil have circulated for decades, they lack credible evidence.’ Google Ai

And yet the war for the control
of Arab oil and gas is actually happening. Can Ai propaganda program the people to believe what is actually happening is not actually happening? #Ai #AiPropaganda #CorporateAi #WarOnThePeople #FascistsWorldOrder #TheBlameGames #FalseFlags #Contradictions

Re: Scott Aaronson • Sad Times for AI Safety
• https://scottaaronson.blog/?p=8367

Re: Making the ‘Invisible Hand’ Visible
• https://our.oakland.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/213e10a9-51e5-4a87-896b-b5ead3acf2bc/content

OhMyGoodness Says:

Thank you for the link and I enjoyed reading through it. My hyperbole was intended to provide a Mines of Moria like description for the current halls of academia. 🙂

Dear OMG,

The faults in Academe and either vein of AI are not where they delve too deep but where they cleave too close to the surface.

#AI #AGI #AIHype #CorporateAI #OpenAI
#AlgorithmicIdiocracy #ScottAaronson

Re: Scott Aaronson • Sad Times for AI Safety
• https://scottaaronson.blog/?p=8367

OhMyGoodness Says:

The groves of Academe no longer exist. It has become a dark and foreboding place frozen by the relentless winds of Apocalypse.

Dear OMG,

No true mathematician will object to a little hyperbole, not if it focuses attention on the generative dynamics, and as it happens the forces pulling Academe out of kilter are not unrelated to the ones warping AI out of alignment.

On that score, see the following most excellent essay.

Making the ‘Invisible Hand’ Visible
The Case for Dialogue About Academic Capitalism
Susan M. Awbrey

• https://our.oakland.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/213e10a9-51e5-4a87-896b-b5ead3acf2bc/content

#AI #AGI #AIHype #CorporateAI #OpenAI
#AlgorithmicIdiocracy #ScottAaronson

Re: Scott Aaronson • Sad Times for AI Safety
• https://scottaaronson.blog/?p=8367

I think what happened here is a lot of otherwise savvy people missed the significance of AI's transfer from the modestly ethical groves of Academe to the dark satanic engines of corporate industry. When I see people still talking about “AI Safety” and the “Alignment of AI with Human Interests” instead of the “Alignment of Corporate Agendas with Human Interests”, it tells me those people are still missing the bigger picture.

#AI #AGI #AIHype #CorporateAI #OpenAI
#AlgorithmicIdiocracy #ScottAaronson