#chinglish — Public Fediverse posts
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This is perhaps a deeper relationship than I want with a tube of glue [1].
[1] Actually a chemical adhesive - specifically, a type of contact cement - rather than glue, which is made from animal tissues. I'm using it in the looser sense because that's what the listing uses. Yes, living with a conservator means you understand the very precise differences between these things 😉
[Edit: correct description in alt-text]
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This is perhaps a deeper relationship than I want with a tube of glue [1].
[1] Actually a chemical adhesive - specifically, a type of contact cement - rather than glue, which is made from animal tissues. I'm using it in the looser sense because that's what the listing uses. Yes, living with a conservator means you understand the very precise differences between these things 😉
[Edit: correct description in alt-text]
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Warning label on the back of a USB LED strip.
Guess it is OK to sprinkle a bit of fire on it but don't completely immerse it. Also make sure you have some dults around, whatever they are.
Unsurprisingly the light strip is faulty and I have to return it.
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Warning label on the back of a USB LED strip.
Guess it is OK to sprinkle a bit of fire on it but don't completely immerse it. Also make sure you have some dults around, whatever they are.
Unsurprisingly the light strip is faulty and I have to return it.
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Does somebody want to tell these chinese geniuses that "slimmers" was probably the word they're looking for?
Any connotation of "slime" is probably not good here.
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@speedealz
Presumably its main use will be to write better fake Amazon reviews?
#AI #quantum #Chinglish -
PG-1299 - "MenMilk"
Anyone wants a sip of "MenMilk"?
Seems to be a little chinglish accident...
#lego #afol #afob #klemmbausteine #minifigures #menmilk #chinglish -
PG-1299 - "MenMilk"
Anyone wants a sip of "MenMilk"?
Seems to be a little chinglish accident...
#lego #afol #afob #klemmbausteine #minifigures #menmilk #chinglish -
PG-1298 - YiLin
PG-1299 - MenMilk
Who wants a tasty sip of fresh "MenMilk"?!
Sometimes I am wondering if some people even try to think before using foreign languages in their advertisement and company names?! Or are they really pulling pranks?!
#lego #afol #afob #klemmbausteine #minifigures #advertisement #chinglish #fail -
PG-1298 - YiLin
PG-1299 - MenMilk
Who wants a tasty sip of fresh "MenMilk"?!
Sometimes I am wondering if some people even try to think before using foreign languages in their advertisement and company names?! Or are they really pulling pranks?!
#lego #afol #afob #klemmbausteine #minifigures #advertisement #chinglish #fail -
I love "chinglish" People complain about it but if you stop and think you can generally figure out what they are getting at. Sometimes it is just a fucking mystery.
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I love "chinglish" People complain about it but if you stop and think you can generally figure out what they are getting at. Sometimes it is just a fucking mystery.
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Good lithium battery inside. Will glitter while charging. and will turn red after full charged. ( or be red while charging and stop after full charged). 🤔
Make your mind up. Which is it?
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No Somking — Chengde, China. May 2014, iPhone 5s.
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No Somking — Chengde, China. May 2014, iPhone 5s.
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Allegedly two different items from two different #Amazon sellers:
#Chinglish #nonsense #fakedescriptions #talkingbollocks -
@etchedpixels @NIH_LLAMAS @ct_bergstrom @pluralistic
I've not seen that stuff before but the descriptions on most #Amazon items have been nothing more than lists of unhelpful copy/pasted out of context key-words for a long time. I'm not sure that there are *any* real humans working on the Chinese end of Amazon any more!
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#Chinglish
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INTRODUCTION
1/12 Super Flexible Realistic Seamless Asian Female Body1:12 seamless female body sculpture is an epoch-making body simulation model developed by photographers, sculptures, stylists, mechanical engineering and and material experts over years of time.
It is successfully developed after tens of thousands of tests and sample research. Human bone structure analysis based on human anatomy is combined into the whole production process, integrating multiple modern
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#Chinglish
ANT
INTRODUCTION
1/12 Super Flexible Realistic Seamless Asian Female Body1:12 seamless female body sculpture is an epoch-making body simulation model developed by photographers, sculptures, stylists, mechanical engineering and and material experts over years of time.
It is successfully developed after tens of thousands of tests and sample research. Human bone structure analysis based on human anatomy is combined into the whole production process, integrating multiple modern
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@hankg
You can't beat a good scam.
I especially like the artistic usage of "cord-free" to mean that the device has to be in the same place as the wall socket.
Utter twaddle and obvious #Chinglish despite the contrived "US" in the address.
Here in the UK this would be illegal on so many levels I can hardly begin to list them.
Jolly amusing though all the same 🙂
#HealthAndSafety #scam -
Gosh I can’t imagine why this fine product is on sale for 43% off, I for one love eating chicken wirelessly #sarcasm #Chinglish #dontUseMachineTranslationWithoutHumanVerification https://instagr.am/p/CzGn3axr229/
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Gosh I can’t imagine why this fine product is on sale for 43% off, I for one love eating chicken wirelessly #sarcasm #Chinglish #dontUseMachineTranslationWithoutHumanVerification https://instagr.am/p/CzGn3axr229/
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The Four #Commandments of this #Elevator:
- No slap
- No play
- Please don’t use theelevator when there is a fire or an earthquak
- No Chaos Button
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“The Elderly Channel” — Confucius Temple, Pingyao, China. May 2016, iPhone 5s.
#china #pingyao #confucius #chinglish #temple #stilllife #vintagestyle
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Today Has the Room — Pingyao, China. May 2016, iPhone 5s.
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No Putting Things — Yun Jin Cheng, Pingyao, China. May 2016, iPhone 5s.
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We have finished transferring https://chinglish.mandarinportal.com/ to a new, much faster #VPS. chinglish.mandarinportal.com should be much faster. #Mandarinportal #Mandarin #chinglish #Chinese
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As the ancient Chinese proverb says, "My USB adapter do no rusty."
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signs.mandarinportal.com is finally back up again!!! #signs #mandarin #mandarinsigns #chinese #chinglish
https://signs.mandarinportal.com/