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  1. We just found an unopened foot massager we bought off Amazon years ago. Way before we decided to avoid BozoCorp wherever possible. The manual is something else!

    #Chinglish #TranslationFail #LostInTranslation #BadTranslation #Engrish

  2. Warning label on the back of a USB LED strip.

    Guess it is OK to sprinkle a bit of fire on it but don't completely immerse it. Also make sure you have some dults around, whatever they are.

    Unsurprisingly the light strip is faulty and I have to return it.

    #led #chinglish #instructions

  3. The Four #Commandments of this #Elevator:

    • No slap
    • No play
    • Please don’t use theelevator when there is a fire or an earthquak
    • No Chaos Button

    #chinglish #chaos #China