#charactersdatingtips — Public Fediverse posts
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Make sure you have a towel - Ford Prefect
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[Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of Leave It to Beaver:]
"Gee, Wally, how come the socks under your bed are always so crusty...?
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Have what he's having
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Frasier gives dating advice to the Pedo-In-Chief
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"Handcuffs, baby."
--John Nolan -
"Well, if you feel intimidated by women smarter than you, then you're not going to be getting laid anytime soon."
--Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan -
Having dessert first doesn’t necessarily mean you’re bailing.
-Buddy the Elf -
On a first date, NEVER order the clams.
--Dr. Ellie Arroway -
Only date crazy cat ladies, so there will be a snack afterwards.
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Just promise me you won't freak out when she shows you her tentacles.
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Must be "Cat Tolerant"
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There is no such thing as "We were on a break".
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Be as annoying and desperate as possible, and eventually you'll just "be there".
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@Tengrain Never tell your waiter “I’ll have what she’s having” when celebrating a wedding anniversary with your husband.
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First be sure she's not your mother.
-- Oedipus and William Geld -
Make supercilious comments about how she's not attractive enough to dance with. That gets 'em every time.
-- Fitzwilliam Darcy
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Wax, poetically.
-Rebecca Carlson, Body of Evidence (1993) -
“Do not seek the treasure!”
-Pete Hogwallop -
If you must, bring the Child. As long as he’s cute.
-The Mandalorian
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Go to the beach for some Fhloston Paradise sunsets.
Yes, Diva Plavalaguna is fantastic, but try the show some other night.
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Just be yourself.
-Dr. Jekyll -
Tell her you’ll make fondue memoirs of her.
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Offer to show her your etching.
-Dorian Gray -
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: My romantic poetry is a knockout!
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Haunt him. —Catherine Earnshaw
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One touch, “alive”. Another? Dead forever
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Use more honey. - John Whorfin
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(It Rubs the Lotion on) Celebrity Skin
– Buffalo Bill sings Hole
