#capybarafacts — Public Fediverse posts
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#Capybarafacts: #Capybaras always choose the female with the most vowels in her name to raise all the babies for the whole group.
This is so the other Capybaras can pursue adult pleasures like #ThaiFood or #Nascar
Right now Adelaide thinks this tradition is #bullshit -
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#Capybaras don't give one tiny heck about #Thanksgiving. #Pilgrims be damned. -
#CapybaraFacts: 90% of a #Capybaras diet is #Mushrooms. To their delight sometimes this includes MAGIC mushrooms. Capybaras are #Colorblind so they hallucinate wildly in shades of #Beige.
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#Capybaras as a whole aren't generally into #ConspiracyTheories but there's one in every crowd. Meet #Greg -
@ScribblingOn We have a lot in common, I would like to be friends. I'm new but I'm mostly going to post #CapybaraFacts and #Capybara memes on this account.
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#Capybaras never #pee in the pool. Never. They wait until they're finished swimming and find an appropriate restroom. Very #hygienic. -
#CapybaraFacts : It's unknown what #elonmusk did to anger the #Capybaras but the species as a whole wish for his demise.
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