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Who else thinks animal butts are really really cute?

🎨 by Derlaine8 on Deviantart

#butt #butts #cute #animals

Who else thinks animal butts are really really cute?

🎨 by Derlaine8 on Deviantart

#butt #butts #cute #animals

Hello friendos, it's my birthday 🎉

It sure would mean a lot to me if some folks were to buy my books or some of my art.

All my novellas are 50% off in the Smashwords Sale, so you can get yourself a bargain too: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RubyJones6742

They are angsty and sexy and I believe fun.

My Redbubble store is over here. It is full of artistic butts: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop

#birthday #art #books #romance #butts #erotica #SmashwordsSale #Smashwords

Hello friendos, it's my birthday 🎉

It sure would mean a lot to me if some folks were to buy my books or some of my art.

All my novellas are 50% off in the Smashwords Sale, so you can get yourself a bargain too: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RubyJones6742

They are angsty and sexy and I believe fun.

My Redbubble store is over here. It is full of artistic butts: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop

#birthday #art #books #romance #butts #erotica #SmashwordsSale #Smashwords

#CabooseDay

Season 7 Episode 17 "Rendezvous"

#Baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch #BabeWatch #EyeCandy #WaterSafety #rumps #butts #derriere #BaywatchBabes #Rendezvous

"What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a butt! Buttman, save us!"

#butts #buttman

American Spirit Introduces Protein-Boosted Cigarette

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/american-spirit-introduces-protein-boosted-cigarette/

American Spirit Introduces Protein-Boosted Cigarette

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/american-spirit-introduces-protein-boosted-cigarette/

Drinking my rooibos chai out of my butt mug today. Because it's my birthday. 🍑🥳

#butts

Drinking my rooibos chai out of my butt mug today. Because it's my birthday. 🍑🥳

#butts

Pride month may be drawing to a close, but you can still buy pride-coloured butts on objects: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u

#pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq+ #butts #art

Pride month may be drawing to a close, but you can still buy pride-coloured butts on objects: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u

#pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq+ #butts #art

And a repost of a piece I've deleted. I have now officially spent about 7 hours on her bum alone. It's still not perfect, but it's the best I can do (I officially give up at this point).

I also quite like how the lighting has come out.

#Cyberpunk #SciFi #SciFiArt #PinUp #Butts #Asstodon #

And a repost of a piece I've deleted. I have now officially spent about 7 hours on her bum alone. It's still not perfect, but it's the best I can do (I officially give up at this point).

I also quite like how the lighting has come out.

#Cyberpunk #SciFi #SciFiArt #PinUp #Butts #Asstodon #

RE: https://mastodon.social/@medieval_illuminations/116775007112088833

Novel Insult Achievement Unlocked!

"You're just a damn buttfaced bunny!"

"What's that?"

"It's a bunny... You know what? Just look at this manuscript."

#bunnies #butts #buttfaced #MedievalArt #medieval

#male #nude #butts #outdoors #blackandwhite #group

#butts in #briefs

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116602937346276697

You can still buy butt stuff, and other art, over in my store, if you like. #redbubble #art #butts

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116602937346276697

You can still buy butt stuff, and other art, over in my store, if you like. #redbubble #art #butts

"And here we have the buttroom."

"For a second there, I thought you said 'buttroom.' That's the bathroom, right?"

"No, it is the buttroom. See? [Opens the door.] This is where the current owners keep all their butts."

#butts #bathroom #buttroom

from the art of pants on bluesky for @Karstan #butts

TIL that the Ojibwe adopted Paul Bunyan into their folklore and that Red Lake in Minnesota is shaped like Paul's ass after they slapped him with a fish for trying to log their forest and he fell down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan#In_Ojibwe_folklore

#butts

TIL that the Ojibwe adopted Paul Bunyan into their folklore and that Red Lake in Minnesota is shaped like Paul's ass after they slapped him with a fish for trying to log their forest and he fell down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan#In_Ojibwe_folklore

#butts

Decided to throw caution to the wind and make #MiniButt a Space Butt, so the first stage is painting it all black, and I have to say, I'm loving it so far. The black paint has dried really smooth and won't need buffing the way #ButtSculoture did.

Now to let it dry before getting funky!

#art #butts #sculpture

Decided to throw caution to the wind and make #MiniButt a Space Butt, so the first stage is painting it all black, and I have to say, I'm loving it so far. The black paint has dried really smooth and won't need buffing the way #ButtSculoture did.

Now to let it dry before getting funky!

#art #butts #sculpture

UMaine football team ready for spring game https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/873141/ #BlackBears #butts #CompetitionStyle #day #Football #HeadCoachJordanStevens #OnGameSituation #SaturdayMorning #SpringGame #SpringPractice #TraditionalGame #TrainingCamp #UmaineFootballTeam #University #UniversityOfMaineFootball #Won’t #work

Butts on a mug! Get your butts on a mug (or other object) right here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop

#butts #art #ButtMug

Butts on a mug! Get your butts on a mug (or other object) right here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop

#butts #art #ButtMug

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116396331326601169

OK, you have all convinced me. I have reopened my Redbubble store, in which you can buy the Butt Mug https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u and various other mildly raunchy bits of art. #art #butts

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116396331326601169

OK, you have all convinced me. I have reopened my Redbubble store, in which you can buy the Butt Mug https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u and various other mildly raunchy bits of art. #art #butts

Nearly made tea in the Butt Mug while preparing for therapy.

Seen here pictured next to the lovely geometric mug I selected when I realised Butt Mug might be distracting. #Butts #ButtMug

Nearly made tea in the Butt Mug while preparing for therapy.

Seen here pictured next to the lovely geometric mug I selected when I realised Butt Mug might be distracting. #Butts #ButtMug

What is the Angels’ future once the team’s stadium lease expires? https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/643479/ #aitken #anaheim #AngelStadium #Angels #Baseball #butts #City #future #inglewood #La #LAAngels #LAAngels #LosAngeles #LosAngelesAngels #LosAngelesTimes #LosAngeles #LosAngelesAngels #MLB #moreno #OpeningDay #StadiumLease #team #year

Archival inks on watercolour card, 10.5cm square

#Calligraphy #Illumination #Butts

As a butts fan, this sign on an old hands dryer in a grocery store washroom amused me too much.

#butts

This is how I want to be preserved in 300 million years time, wicked witch of the east style with my butthole out. #paleontology #history #science #evolution #animals #butts

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116064436621981635

Ever wonder how to make a sculpture of a butt? Who hasn't?

Now you can learn from my experience!

#art #sculpture #butt #butts #ButtSculpture

Sometimes you just gotta say "badonkadonk."

Other times you just gotta say "Rowsdower!"

#Niche #MST3K #Butts

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #Audioasis

Butts:
🎵 Taco City USA

#Butts

https://werebutts.bandcamp.com/track/taco-city-usa

I just found out that the name of the mountain we're on right now is called Holy Butt. Don't ask me why it's called that, but I love it.

#Butts

You can't have farts without butts.

This November is dedicated to the efforts of butts.

#butts

a while back i said that medieval monks/artists were WEIRD and i'm not sure you really understood what i'm saying....

I mean.. just...
what!?!

Ormsby Psalter, Bodleian Library MS. Douce 366, f72r

#medieval #marginalia #weird #butts

@RVLara23 I'd like a memorial bench. After I'm dead, though. #butts

The skunks are presenting themselves from their best side on the live cam 😆 #wildlife #nature
#butts

Whenever I see people draw a #yinglet with a #butt, I think, "But #yinglets don't have #butts", and I wonder how they made their tails do that and how they crammed their not-butt into a butt shape...

Y'all remember there was that period like the late '90s early 2000s when half the #cartoons on #TV were like...

* Main character goes downstairs*
*Screeching* "Oh Joy, my favorite news publication, THE DAILY BUTT."
*Begins Reading aggressively, with an aggressively detailed nose pressed against the page*
"What's this??? The Daily Butt is shutting down?! I won't stand for this!!" *drops down on their butt* "TO THE WEINER MOBILE!!" *grabs their knees and pulls them close and begins bouncing on their butt like it's a damn pogo stick, out into the garage where they have a car that's shaped like a hot dog, but it also has a butt, and when they drive it, it makes a constant farting noise and the exhaust comes out from between the ass cheeks like it's farting. Also when they drive out of their garage we see their house is this ugly gray box thing. They drive it through Buttville to a protest where squiggly people are holding up signs with butts on them.

#butts