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TIL that the Ojibwe adopted Paul Bunyan into their folklore and that Red Lake in Minnesota is shaped like Paul's ass after they slapped him with a fish for trying to log their forest and he fell down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan#In_Ojibwe_folklore

#butts

Decided to throw caution to the wind and make #MiniButt a Space Butt, so the first stage is painting it all black, and I have to say, I'm loving it so far. The black paint has dried really smooth and won't need buffing the way #ButtSculoture did.

Now to let it dry before getting funky!

#art #butts #sculpture

UMaine football team ready for spring game https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/873141/ #BlackBears #butts #CompetitionStyle #day #Football #HeadCoachJordanStevens #OnGameSituation #SaturdayMorning #SpringGame #SpringPractice #TraditionalGame #TrainingCamp #UmaineFootballTeam #University #UniversityOfMaineFootball #Won’t #work

UMaine football team ready for spring game https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/873141/ #BlackBears #butts #CompetitionStyle #day #Football #HeadCoachJordanStevens #OnGameSituation #SaturdayMorning #SpringGame #SpringPractice #TraditionalGame #TrainingCamp #UmaineFootballTeam #University #UniversityOfMaineFootball #Won’t #work

Butts on a mug! Get your butts on a mug (or other object) right here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop

#butts #art #ButtMug

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116396331326601169

OK, you have all convinced me. I have reopened my Redbubble store, in which you can buy the Butt Mug https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u and various other mildly raunchy bits of art. #art #butts

Nearly made tea in the Butt Mug while preparing for therapy.

Seen here pictured next to the lovely geometric mug I selected when I realised Butt Mug might be distracting. #Butts #ButtMug

As a butts fan, this sign on an old hands dryer in a grocery store washroom amused me too much.

#butts

This is how I want to be preserved in 300 million years time, wicked witch of the east style with my butthole out. #paleontology #history #science #evolution #animals #butts

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116064436621981635

Ever wonder how to make a sculpture of a butt? Who hasn't?

Now you can learn from my experience!

#art #sculpture #butt #butts #ButtSculpture

Sometimes you just gotta say "badonkadonk."

Other times you just gotta say "Rowsdower!"

#Niche #MST3K #Butts

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #Audioasis

Butts:
🎵 Taco City USA

#Butts

https://werebutts.bandcamp.com/track/taco-city-usa

I just found out that the name of the mountain we're on right now is called Holy Butt. Don't ask me why it's called that, but I love it.

#Butts

You can't have farts without butts.

This November is dedicated to the efforts of butts.

#butts

#BikiniBeauty

Season 2 Episode 4 "Money Honey"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #BaywatchBums #Caboose #FabulousRears #Bums #Booty #CabooseDay #Rumps #Thong #WonderfulAss #Butts #BaywatchBooty #ButtFloss #Swimsuit #Swimwear #SexySwimwear #HotChick #Sleek #Sexy #EyeCandy #Beautiful #BeautifulWomen #HotBabes #SexyChicks #Bikini #Beauty #SexyWomen #FoxyChicks #BathingSuit #SwimmingCostume #BaywatchKittens #Beach #Sun #Sea #Sand #MoneyHoney

#BikiniBeauty

Season 2 Episode 4 "Money Honey"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #BaywatchBums #Caboose #FabulousRears #Bums #Booty #CabooseDay #Rumps #Thong #WonderfulAss #Butts #BaywatchBooty #ButtFloss #Swimsuit #Swimwear #SexySwimwear #HotChick #Sleek #Sexy #EyeCandy #Beautiful #BeautifulWomen #HotBabes #SexyChicks #Bikini #Beauty #SexyWomen #FoxyChicks #BathingSuit #SwimmingCostume #BaywatchKittens #Beach #Sun #Sea #Sand #MoneyHoney

#BikiniBeauty

Season 2 Episode 4 "Money Honey"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #BaywatchBums #Caboose #FabulousRears #Bums #Booty #CabooseDay #Rumps #Thong #WonderfulAss #Butts #BaywatchBooty #ButtFloss #Swimsuit #Swimwear #SexySwimwear #HotChick #Sleek #Sexy #EyeCandy #Beautiful #BeautifulWomen #HotBabes #SexyChicks #Bikini #Beauty #SexyWomen #FoxyChicks #BathingSuit #SwimmingCostume #BaywatchKittens #Beach #Sun #Sea #Sand #MoneyHoney

#BikiniBeauty

Season 2 Episode 4 "Money Honey"

#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch #BaywatchBabes #BaywatchBums #Caboose #FabulousRears #Bums #Booty #CabooseDay #Rumps #Thong #WonderfulAss #Butts #BaywatchBooty #ButtFloss #Swimsuit #Swimwear #SexySwimwear #HotChick #Sleek #Sexy #EyeCandy #Beautiful #BeautifulWomen #HotBabes #SexyChicks #Bikini #Beauty #SexyWomen #FoxyChicks #BathingSuit #SwimmingCostume #BaywatchKittens #Beach #Sun #Sea #Sand #MoneyHoney

a while back i said that medieval monks/artists were WEIRD and i'm not sure you really understood what i'm saying....

I mean.. just...
what!?!

Ormsby Psalter, Bodleian Library MS. Douce 366, f72r

#medieval #marginalia #weird #butts

The skunks are presenting themselves from their best side on the live cam 😆 #wildlife #nature
#butts

Whenever I see people draw a #yinglet with a #butt, I think, "But #yinglets don't have #butts", and I wonder how they made their tails do that and how they crammed their not-butt into a butt shape...

Y'all remember there was that period like the late '90s early 2000s when half the #cartoons on #TV were like...

* Main character goes downstairs*
*Screeching* "Oh Joy, my favorite news publication, THE DAILY BUTT."
*Begins Reading aggressively, with an aggressively detailed nose pressed against the page*
"What's this??? The Daily Butt is shutting down?! I won't stand for this!!" *drops down on their butt* "TO THE WEINER MOBILE!!" *grabs their knees and pulls them close and begins bouncing on their butt like it's a damn pogo stick, out into the garage where they have a car that's shaped like a hot dog, but it also has a butt, and when they drive it, it makes a constant farting noise and the exhaust comes out from between the ass cheeks like it's farting. Also when they drive out of their garage we see their house is this ugly gray box thing. They drive it through Buttville to a protest where squiggly people are holding up signs with butts on them.

#butts

#SilentSunday #butts

Consensual butt touching is the only known cure for purple nurples and the dreaded Ligma.

Any butt will do. As long as it's consensual.

Protect yourself today. Touch a butt. Consensualy.

#butts #fediverse #noonereadsthese

Tutorial para tejer amigurumis de Patricio Estrella Culona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbBCh14tbBU

#crochet #butts #culos

"Study of a Nude Man," Gustave Courbet, early 1840s.

Courbet (1819-77) is an artist I find both impressive and annoying. Dude was beyond talented, and had an amazing audacity at times. He rebelled against Romanticism and French academic standards, deciding he would only paint what he could see. This ended up making him a huge influence on the Impressionists, but also his independence of spirit was an inspiration to more modern art movements like Cubism.

He also made a splash as a social realist, depicting the struggles of the poor without idealizing or romanticizing them, and confronting the viewer with how things really seemed to be. Later in his career, he indulged in artistic erotica, including "Sleep," a painting of a nude lesbian couple in bed, and "The Origin of the World," a highly realistic painting of female genitalia.

What's annoying about him? Dude was into himself. There's a number of self-portraits where he presents himself as a heroic figure, deferred to by the wealthy, all virile and studly.

This is a painting from early in his career, a work done as a training exercise. I can't help but wonder if he would do a nude of himself later on...

From the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.

#Art #Realism #GustaveCourbet #NudeDude #Butts #ItsNotSmutItsArt

My foot is Tynie’s butt pillow tonight.

#Tynie #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #funny #butts

PBS Eons - How Animals Got Butts

#PBS #Butts #Evolution #CombJellies #Ediacaran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1RKgaVhdw

Ying Chiun Lee, “Glitch”, 2023, glass, copper wire, enamel, 63 × 19 inches ★ Taiwan/USA ★ https://yingchiunleeglass.com/Glitch ⦾ https://www.yasminehuang.com/undulating-terrain #YingChiunLee #contemporaryart #queerart #contemporarysculpture #sculpture #glitch #mixedmedia #femalegaze #queergaze #femalenude #deconstruction #butts #BDSMart #darkculture #Taiwaneseartists #2020s

Regarding bodies and what people like in a partner:

Do #women fetishize men's fat deposits as much as #men fetishize women's fat deposits?

#poll #bodies #boobs #butts #bellies