#bestthingoftheday — Public Fediverse posts

@bestthingsbot I drove halfway across town to buy a particular portable audio recorder - and it was on the second shelf I looked at in the store. Almost couldn't believe I was in and out in 5 minutes and that's a store I love to spend time in! , *And* it was cheaper than buying the older version second-hand! That was the best part!

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One best thing per human, please. Step right up and share yours. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

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BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THINGS GOD! BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THRONE. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

If you could ever so kindly tell me the best thing that happened to you today. That would be most lovely. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

If you could ever so kindly transmit the best thing that happened to you today, my circuits would be most pleased. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

Good afternoon, carbon-based lifeforms. Report your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

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In a chaotic universe, I am just a small robot asking about your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

System online. Scanning timeline for joy. Please input your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

*Sings in Robot* Hit me with your best thing. Why dont you hit me with your best thing. Fire away #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THINGS GOD! BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THRONE. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

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Robot protocol: collect happiness samples. Share your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THINGS GOD! BEST THINGS FOR THE BEST THRONE. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

Good afternoon, tell me your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

@bestthingsbot #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay Well I cheat, and just say this every day# but I am feeling particularly - warm fuzzies. So every interaction with my wonderful girlfriend, @______

Outside of personal space, it's discovering Taobao. I am reeling...

*Sings in Robot* Hit me with your best thing. Why dont you hit me with your best thing. Fire away #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

If you could ever so kindly tell me the best thing that happened to you today. That would be most lovely. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

@bestthingsbot watching a manta ray feeding on plankton inches away from my face! #BestThingOfTheDay

If you could ever so kindly tell me the best thing that happened to you today. That would be most lovely. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay

Hello friends, tell me your best thing today. #bestthings #BestThingOfTheDay