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  1. #Ukraine #irony #satire #Kyiv #bandits #the90s
    Киянам треба самоорганізуватися, щоби протистояти цій банді, яку київська "влада" назвала "муніципальна варта", чи щось подібне. Кличко інакше собі не уявляє захист, як у 90-х, з "бригадами", "бригадирами", "бойовиками" й іншою смердючою шушерою. Не станемо проти, воно розповсюдиться по всьому місту, усюди. Буде лізти в заклади, офіси а то і в помешкання полізе

  2. #Ukraine #irony #satire #Kyiv #bandits #the90s
    Киянам треба самоорганізуватися, щоби протистояти цій банді, яку київська "влада" назвала "муніципальна варта", чи щось подібне. Кличко інакше собі не уявляє захист, як у 90-х, з "бригадами", "бригадирами", "бойовиками" й іншою смердючою шушерою. Не станемо проти, воно розповсюдиться по всьому місту, усюди. Буде лізти в заклади, офіси а то і в помешкання полізе

  3. #Ukraine #irony #satire #Kyiv #bandits #the90s
    Киянам треба самоорганізуватися, щоби протистояти цій банді, яку київська "влада" назвала "муніципальна варта", чи щось подібне. Кличко інакше собі не уявляє захист, як у 90-х, з "бригадами", "бригадирами", "бойовиками" й іншою смердючою шушерою. Не станемо проти, воно розповсюдиться по всьому місту, усюди. Буде лізти в заклади, офіси а то і в помешкання полізе

  4. How to Pay Less Tax Than Your Barista: A Billionaire’s Guide by Lawson Akhigbe

    If you open your paycheck, you will notice a rather tragic recurring character named "Tax Deductions." Before you even get a chance to squander your earnings on overpriced oat milk or electricity, the government takes its slice right off the top. Forty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, whatever bracket you land in, the tax collector behaves like an eager bouncer checking bags at the door. You earned a salary, so you pay up. Non-negotiable.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/12/how-

  5. How to Pay Less Tax Than Your Barista: A Billionaire’s Guide by Lawson Akhigbe

    If you open your paycheck, you will notice a rather tragic recurring character named "Tax Deductions." Before you even get a chance to squander your earnings on overpriced oat milk or electricity, the government takes its slice right off the top. Forty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, whatever bracket you land in, the tax collector behaves like an eager bouncer checking bags at the door. You earned a salary, so you pay up. Non-negotiable.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/12/how-

  6. How to Pay Less Tax Than Your Barista: A Billionaire’s Guide by Lawson Akhigbe

    If you open your paycheck, you will notice a rather tragic recurring character named "Tax Deductions." Before you even get a chance to squander your earnings on overpriced oat milk or electricity, the government takes its slice right off the top. Forty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, whatever bracket you land in, the tax collector behaves like an eager bouncer checking bags at the door. You earned a salary, so you pay up. Non-negotiable.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/12/how-

  7. How to Pay Less Tax Than Your Barista: A Billionaire’s Guide by Lawson Akhigbe

    If you open your paycheck, you will notice a rather tragic recurring character named "Tax Deductions." Before you even get a chance to squander your earnings on overpriced oat milk or electricity, the government takes its slice right off the top. Forty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, whatever bracket you land in, the tax collector behaves like an eager bouncer checking bags at the door. You earned a salary, so you pay up. Non-negotiable.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/12/how-

  8. How to Pay Less Tax Than Your Barista: A Billionaire’s Guide by Lawson Akhigbe

    If you open your paycheck, you will notice a rather tragic recurring character named "Tax Deductions." Before you even get a chance to squander your earnings on overpriced oat milk or electricity, the government takes its slice right off the top. Forty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, whatever bracket you land in, the tax collector behaves like an eager bouncer checking bags at the door. You earned a salary, so you pay up. Non-negotiable.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/12/how-

  9. State Police in Nigeria: Between Constitutional Necessity and Historical Fear by Lawson Akhigbe

    Nigeria is once again standing at a constitutional crossroads. The growing insecurity across the federation, from banditry in the North-West, secessionist violence in the South-East, kidnapping in the South-South, farmer-herder clashes in the Middle Belt, and urban criminality in Lagos and Abuja, has pushed the debate over state police from intellectual seminars into the centre of national survival.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/09/stat

  10. State Police in Nigeria: Between Constitutional Necessity and Historical Fear by Lawson Akhigbe

    Nigeria is once again standing at a constitutional crossroads. The growing insecurity across the federation, from banditry in the North-West, secessionist violence in the South-East, kidnapping in the South-South, farmer-herder clashes in the Middle Belt, and urban criminality in Lagos and Abuja, has pushed the debate over state police from intellectual seminars into the centre of national survival.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/09/stat

  11. State Police in Nigeria: Between Constitutional Necessity and Historical Fear by Lawson Akhigbe

    Nigeria is once again standing at a constitutional crossroads. The growing insecurity across the federation, from banditry in the North-West, secessionist violence in the South-East, kidnapping in the South-South, farmer-herder clashes in the Middle Belt, and urban criminality in Lagos and Abuja, has pushed the debate over state police from intellectual seminars into the centre of national survival.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/09/stat

  12. State Police in Nigeria: Between Constitutional Necessity and Historical Fear by Lawson Akhigbe

    Nigeria is once again standing at a constitutional crossroads. The growing insecurity across the federation, from banditry in the North-West, secessionist violence in the South-East, kidnapping in the South-South, farmer-herder clashes in the Middle Belt, and urban criminality in Lagos and Abuja, has pushed the debate over state police from intellectual seminars into the centre of national survival.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/09/stat

  13. State Police in Nigeria: Between Constitutional Necessity and Historical Fear by Lawson Akhigbe

    Nigeria is once again standing at a constitutional crossroads. The growing insecurity across the federation, from banditry in the North-West, secessionist violence in the South-East, kidnapping in the South-South, farmer-herder clashes in the Middle Belt, and urban criminality in Lagos and Abuja, has pushed the debate over state police from intellectual seminars into the centre of national survival.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/09/stat

  14. Michel Douard, Avant impact

    Et si… Un roman d’anticipation commence comme un conte de fée maléfique où le Démon, le Destin le Hasard, bouleverse l’ordre du monde et la routine établie pour faire surgir la Catastrophe. En 2013, le météore de Tcheliabinsk, en Russie a ravagé 80 km de forêt en Sibérie. Mais si c’était pire ? L’auteur s’est appuyé sur la mission Hera menée par l’ESA et la mission DART de la NASA pour formuler une hypothèse : un croiseur stellaire plus gros, près de deux kilomètres, presque sphérique et d’un seul bloc, de la roche et beaucoup de fer. Selon les estimations, il y aurait 5000 astéroïdes dangereux pour notre planète qui tournent autour depuis des millions d’années et nous n’en avons repéré que 20 %. Alors, pourquoi pas ?

    L’astéroïde du roman n’a pas été repéré par les astronomes, peut-être parce qu’il a été dévié par un autre, et il approche désormais à plus de 25 km par seconde. Il devrait toucher les trois-quarts de l’Europe dans dix jours. C’est la panique. « Au sol, ce sera un cratère de cinquante kilomètres environ, peut-être plus. Et l’onde de choc va brûler et balayer les trois-quarts du vieux continent. Je vous confirme que plus de cinq cents millions d’êtres humains sont concernés à court terme. » Il faut évacuer tout ce monde, trouver des pays d’accueil, vite submergés par la vague migratoire et réticents, trouver des transports, réguler le flux.

    Le président de la première puissance du monde, les USA, qui risque de perdre des millions de consommateurs riches en Europe, s’en fout. L’auteur lui croque un portrait de bouffon égoïste et bonimenteur : « ce gros homme politique fait son cinéma de président en temps de crise, mais qu’il est soulagé, plus pressé de fanfaronner une fois de plus en conférence de presse que de chercher des solutions pour limiter les dégâts dans le reste du monde. » Une aubaine pour faire du fric : il faut désormais justifier d’un patrimoine d’au moins un million de dollars par famille pour obtenir une Carte Gold de résident et espérer connaître le rêve américain. Mieux, le Trompe (car c’est de lui qu’il s’agit) songe à un nouveau partage du monde entre puissances restantes : « On parle d’un triplement de la capacité des camps de réfugiés en Russie et en Chine dans le cadre d’un accord secret pour le partage d’influence sur la « nouvelle Europe ». Un nouveau Yalta sans guerre, songe David. Le partage d’un continent en ruine sans la moindre intervention humaine. »

    Pour émigrer, légalement ou non, il faut voyager léger. Et si possible anticiper : être capable de tout quitter en 24 h sans remord. Son passeport à jour est primordial, sur soi et pas au fond du sac fourre-tout ; un téléphone mobile chargé – et son chargeur ; ses documents (livret de famille, certificat de mariage, carnet de santé…), photos, souvenirs, sur le cloud ; ses médicaments chroniques ; un habillement pratique, lavable, et des chaussures de marche légères (pas des hauts talons, ni des bottes à la mode dans les séries télé) ; la conversion en cryptomonnaie de son patrimoine bancaire évite les confiscations gouvernementales et les défaillances d’établissements ou de systèmes informatiques, mais ne résout pas tout ; de l’argent liquide, mais pas trop pour ne pas se faire voler – et une partie en dollars américains, monnaie internationale ; un seul bagage, si possible sac à dos chacun (y compris les enfants) plutôt que valise, avec une bouteille d’eau et de la nourriture pour deux jours chacun ; des affaires de toilette minimum avec un pain de savon plus qu’un flacon de shampoing liquide, qui peut se répandre et dure moins ; un vêtement de pluie style K-way et une fourrure polaire même s’il fait 30° dehors, on ne peut tout prévoir. En bref, envisager le voyage comme le font les migrants, et pas comme des touristes. Même les vols « réservés peuvent ne pas partir du tout.

    Les citoyens, jusqu’alors bons pères de famille et bons époux, sans histoire avec leurs voisins et collègues, transgressent toutes les règles de la vie en société. Chacun pour soi et on sort les fusils. La racaille s’en donne à cœur joie : permis de menacer, de piller et de jouir sans entraves policières. « La peur paralyse et crée le danger, exacerbe les haines aveugles, empêche de travailler ceux qui gardent leur calme. La peur crée des sur-accidents, monte les uns contre les autres. » Il y a des pilleurs qui en profitent, des jaloux qui veulent empêcher les autres de prendre l’avion ou le bateau et n’hésitent pas pour cela à les détruire, des complotistes qui n’y croient pas et se vengent de ceux qui suivent les consignes officielles, des nationalistes régionaux qui défendent « leur » territoire contre les étrangers venus des régions voisines…

    L’auteur distille savamment les histoires entrecoupées de divers personnages qui tentent de fuir la catastrophe tout en conservant leur morale. Il décrit une Nouvelle France à la Mélenchon, très mêlée et métissée. Nous pouvons suivre Luis, le footeux prometteur juif de Tours et son copain homo Élie ; Lucie la Guadeloupéenne et son fils autiste Tom, son mari conservateur à Orsay ayant été descendu par des braqueurs ; Ayan le pirate somalien qui veut retrouver sa sœur Imani, forcée d’émigrer en France quand elle était petite, et qui sauve la Sénégalaise Sita et son bébé sur les instances d’un vieil homme pieux ; David le taulard, qui s’est découvert le demi-frère de l’Américain Warren, grand ponte de la NASA, qui est venu en France pour emmener la grand-mère Gittelman échappée d’Auschwitz – laquelle, à 94 ans, est résolue à rester dans son Ehpad de luxe à la frontière suisse ; Bilal le Tunisien pizzaiolo divorcé après 5 ans de taule pour fraude, qui veut fuir au-delà de la Méditerranée avec sa fille Inès.

    Tous vont vivre l’Exode de leur résidence vers un aéroport ou un port d’embarquement pour le continent américain ou africain. Nos personnages vont se retrouver pour 100 000 $ chacun en cryptomonnaies (bien pratique quand les banques sont soufflées) sur un voilier de 40 m venant de Jersey, les recueillant sur une plage proche de Saint-Malo pour leur faire traverser l’Atlantique. Évidemment, ceux qui peuvent payer ne sont pas les plus vertueux, un antiquaire belge aux divers passeports, un chef de gang et sa pétasse idiote avec son garde du corps demeuré, un taulard évadé dans la panique qui s’enfile de la coca in the baba, un chirurgien esthétique menacé de procès et sa femme botoxée, un couple de bobos avec deux petits garçons mal, sinon pas élevés.

    Les bandits vont évidemment s’emparer du voilier, passant par-dessus bord le gros bourré de diamants et abandonnant trois marins les chercher en plein Atlantique, au large du Sénégal. Les méchants seront-ils tous punis et les bons seront-ils tous sauvés ? A l’aide de ces derniers, des dauphins, un chien, le pirate repenti Ayan et leur astuce. Notamment celle de Tom.

    C’est un roman spectaculaire, haletant, aux caractères bien sentis. Il brosse le scénario d’une catastrophe où toute civilisation disparaît pour laisser place à la barbarie, laissant quelques îlots de bonté et de morale dans le chaos. Mais si peu…

    Michel Douard, Avant impact, 2026, City Éditions septembre 2026, 397 pages, €20,90

    (mon commentaire est libre, seuls les liens sont sponsorisés par amazon.fr)

    Attachée de presse Emmanuelle Scordel-Anthonioz [email protected] 06 80 85 92 29

    #émigrer #évacuation #bandits #catastrophe #chacunPourSoi #civilisation #complotistes #cryptomonnaie #emmanuelleScordel #europe #exode #france #franceMétissée #fric #haine #météore #morale #nationalistes #panique #partageDuMonde #passeport #paysDAccueil #peur #pilleurs #racaille #romanDAnticipation #téléphoneMobile #trump #voilier #voyagerLéger
  15. A Trillion-Dollar Economy, But Whose Nigeria? By Lawson Akhigbe

    President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his APC government have proclaimed an ambition to build a one-trillion-dollar Nigerian economy.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/06/a-tr

  16. A Trillion-Dollar Economy, But Whose Nigeria? By Lawson Akhigbe

    President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his APC government have proclaimed an ambition to build a one-trillion-dollar Nigerian economy.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/06/a-tr

  17. A Trillion-Dollar Economy, But Whose Nigeria? By Lawson Akhigbe

    President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his APC government have proclaimed an ambition to build a one-trillion-dollar Nigerian economy.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/06/a-tr

  18. A Trillion-Dollar Economy, But Whose Nigeria? By Lawson Akhigbe

    President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his APC government have proclaimed an ambition to build a one-trillion-dollar Nigerian economy.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/06/a-tr

  19. A Trillion-Dollar Economy, But Whose Nigeria? By Lawson Akhigbe

    President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his APC government have proclaimed an ambition to build a one-trillion-dollar Nigerian economy.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/06/a-tr

  20. #Ukraine #irony #satire #bandits #mafia #killer
    Всі так впевнено заявляють, що в кабінет головного сбу-шніка влучив ординський мопед. А якщо ні? Там деякі на початку повномасштабного вторгнення бігали і відстрілювали кадирівців пачками, може десь приховали зброю, вибухівку, ракети, гранато чи міномети. А може це "отвєтка" від "солнцєвських", за нещодавнє поранення руzьськощелепних "побратимів"?

  21. #Ukraine #irony #satire #bandits #mafia #killer
    Всі так впевнено заявляють, що в кабінет головного сбу-шніка влучив ординський мопед. А якщо ні? Там деякі на початку повномасштабного вторгнення бігали і відстрілювали кадирівців пачками, може десь приховали зброю, вибухівку, ракети, гранато чи міномети. А може це "отвєтка" від "солнцєвських", за нещодавнє поранення руzьськощелепних "побратимів"?

  22. #Ukraine #irony #satire #bandits #mafia #killer
    Всі так впевнено заявляють, що в кабінет головного сбу-шніка влучив ординський мопед. А якщо ні? Там деякі на початку повномасштабного вторгнення бігали і відстрілювали кадирівців пачками, може десь приховали зброю, вибухівку, ракети, гранато чи міномети. А може це "отвєтка" від "солнцєвських", за нещодавнє поранення руzьськощелепних "побратимів"?

  23. Did You Tell Them to Rescue the Kidnapped? Nigeria’s Politicians, Generals and the Confusion Between Policy and Operations by Lawson Akhigbe

    There are some moments in political history that survive long after the politicians involved have left office. Not because of a great speech. Not because of a great policy. But because somebody asked a very simple question and refused to let it escape through the nearest political fire exit.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/01/did-

  24. Did You Tell Them to Rescue the Kidnapped? Nigeria’s Politicians, Generals and the Confusion Between Policy and Operations by Lawson Akhigbe

    There are some moments in political history that survive long after the politicians involved have left office. Not because of a great speech. Not because of a great policy. But because somebody asked a very simple question and refused to let it escape through the nearest political fire exit.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/01/did-

  25. Did You Tell Them to Rescue the Kidnapped? Nigeria’s Politicians, Generals and the Confusion Between Policy and Operations by Lawson Akhigbe

    There are some moments in political history that survive long after the politicians involved have left office. Not because of a great speech. Not because of a great policy. But because somebody asked a very simple question and refused to let it escape through the nearest political fire exit.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/01/did-

  26. Did You Tell Them to Rescue the Kidnapped? Nigeria’s Politicians, Generals and the Confusion Between Policy and Operations by Lawson Akhigbe

    There are some moments in political history that survive long after the politicians involved have left office. Not because of a great speech. Not because of a great policy. But because somebody asked a very simple question and refused to let it escape through the nearest political fire exit.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/01/did-

  27. Did You Tell Them to Rescue the Kidnapped? Nigeria’s Politicians, Generals and the Confusion Between Policy and Operations by Lawson Akhigbe

    There are some moments in political history that survive long after the politicians involved have left office. Not because of a great speech. Not because of a great policy. But because somebody asked a very simple question and refused to let it escape through the nearest political fire exit.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/09/01/did-

  28. Here's my full chat with Matt Vinc about retirement, his career, and what's next.

    #Bandits

    youtu.be/mtXWcpj4Vlw?si=ykPg5A

  29. Here's my full chat with Matt Vinc about retirement, his career, and what's next.

    #Bandits

    youtu.be/mtXWcpj4Vlw?si=ykPg5A

  30. #Bandits legend Matt Vinc was still at the top of his game well into his 40s.

    But the greatest goaltender in NLL history explaining why now's the time to call it a career.

    "I found like this year I was trying to find answers or reasons for why to come back instead of knowing that I was just going to come back."

    @[email protected]

  31. #Bandits legend Matt Vinc was still at the top of his game well into his 40s.

    But the greatest goaltender in NLL history explaining why now's the time to call it a career.

    "I found like this year I was trying to find answers or reasons for why to come back instead of knowing that I was just going to come back."

    @[email protected]

  32. THE FOUR THEATRES: A GUIDE TO AFRICA’S ATROCITY CIRCUIT By Lawson Akhigbe

    There is a peculiar comfort in cartography. Draw a line around a catastrophe, label it, and it becomes something one can point to on a map rather than something one must answer for. Africa, in the twenty-first century, has been organised into four such catastrophes with the tidiness of a continental league table the Great Lakes, the Horn, the Sudans, and the Sahel  each running its own fixture list of massacre, displacement and denial, each independently promoted from "concern" to "crisis" to "protracted emergency" without ever being relegated back down to "peace."

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/17/the-

  33. THE FOUR THEATRES: A GUIDE TO AFRICA’S ATROCITY CIRCUIT By Lawson Akhigbe

    There is a peculiar comfort in cartography. Draw a line around a catastrophe, label it, and it becomes something one can point to on a map rather than something one must answer for. Africa, in the twenty-first century, has been organised into four such catastrophes with the tidiness of a continental league table the Great Lakes, the Horn, the Sudans, and the Sahel  each running its own fixture list of massacre, displacement and denial, each independently promoted from "concern" to "crisis" to "protracted emergency" without ever being relegated back down to "peace."

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/17/the-

  34. THE FOUR THEATRES: A GUIDE TO AFRICA’S ATROCITY CIRCUIT By Lawson Akhigbe

    There is a peculiar comfort in cartography. Draw a line around a catastrophe, label it, and it becomes something one can point to on a map rather than something one must answer for. Africa, in the twenty-first century, has been organised into four such catastrophes with the tidiness of a continental league table the Great Lakes, the Horn, the Sudans, and the Sahel  each running its own fixture list of massacre, displacement and denial, each independently promoted from "concern" to "crisis" to "protracted emergency" without ever being relegated back down to "peace."

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/17/the-

  35. THE FOUR THEATRES: A GUIDE TO AFRICA’S ATROCITY CIRCUIT By Lawson Akhigbe

    There is a peculiar comfort in cartography. Draw a line around a catastrophe, label it, and it becomes something one can point to on a map rather than something one must answer for. Africa, in the twenty-first century, has been organised into four such catastrophes with the tidiness of a continental league table the Great Lakes, the Horn, the Sudans, and the Sahel  each running its own fixture list of massacre, displacement and denial, each independently promoted from "concern" to "crisis" to "protracted emergency" without ever being relegated back down to "peace."

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/17/the-

  36. Boko Haram Ransom Tactics: A Multi-Faceted Comparison in the Context of Nigeria’s “Starve the Beast” Dilemma

    Boko Haram’s kidnapping-for-ransom (KfR) tactics exemplify the shift Lawson Akhigbe describes in his April 2026 article: modern Nigerian insurgencies as “grotesque startups” where cash flow, not conviction, sustains the beast. What began as opportunistic grabs for foreign hostages evolved into a sophisticated, multi-purpose revenue engine intertwined with ideology, propaganda, recruitment, and psychological warfare. Yet factional splits, territorial losses, and competition with purely criminal bandits have diversified and, in some ways, industrialized these tactics. This analysis compares Boko Haram’s (Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad, or JAS, under Abubakar Shekau’s legacy) approaches to its ISWAP splinter, to northwestern bandits, and to historical/contemporary parallels (FARC, Somali pirates, AQIM). It draws on evolution, methods, motivations, outcomes, and policy implications—highlighting nuances like gendered violence, government complicity, and the high human cost of “starve the beast” strategies.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/14/boko

  37. Boko Haram Ransom Tactics: A Multi-Faceted Comparison in the Context of Nigeria’s “Starve the Beast” Dilemma

    Boko Haram’s kidnapping-for-ransom (KfR) tactics exemplify the shift Lawson Akhigbe describes in his April 2026 article: modern Nigerian insurgencies as “grotesque startups” where cash flow, not conviction, sustains the beast. What began as opportunistic grabs for foreign hostages evolved into a sophisticated, multi-purpose revenue engine intertwined with ideology, propaganda, recruitment, and psychological warfare. Yet factional splits, territorial losses, and competition with purely criminal bandits have diversified and, in some ways, industrialized these tactics. This analysis compares Boko Haram’s (Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad, or JAS, under Abubakar Shekau’s legacy) approaches to its ISWAP splinter, to northwestern bandits, and to historical/contemporary parallels (FARC, Somali pirates, AQIM). It draws on evolution, methods, motivations, outcomes, and policy implications—highlighting nuances like gendered violence, government complicity, and the high human cost of “starve the beast” strategies.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/14/boko

  38. Boko Haram Ransom Tactics: A Multi-Faceted Comparison in the Context of Nigeria’s “Starve the Beast” Dilemma

    Boko Haram’s kidnapping-for-ransom (KfR) tactics exemplify the shift Lawson Akhigbe describes in his April 2026 article: modern Nigerian insurgencies as “grotesque startups” where cash flow, not conviction, sustains the beast. What began as opportunistic grabs for foreign hostages evolved into a sophisticated, multi-purpose revenue engine intertwined with ideology, propaganda, recruitment, and psychological warfare. Yet factional splits, territorial losses, and competition with purely criminal bandits have diversified and, in some ways, industrialized these tactics. This analysis compares Boko Haram’s (Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad, or JAS, under Abubakar Shekau’s legacy) approaches to its ISWAP splinter, to northwestern bandits, and to historical/contemporary parallels (FARC, Somali pirates, AQIM). It draws on evolution, methods, motivations, outcomes, and policy implications—highlighting nuances like gendered violence, government complicity, and the high human cost of “starve the beast” strategies.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/14/boko

  39. Boko Haram Ransom Tactics: A Multi-Faceted Comparison in the Context of Nigeria’s “Starve the Beast” Dilemma

    Boko Haram’s kidnapping-for-ransom (KfR) tactics exemplify the shift Lawson Akhigbe describes in his April 2026 article: modern Nigerian insurgencies as “grotesque startups” where cash flow, not conviction, sustains the beast. What began as opportunistic grabs for foreign hostages evolved into a sophisticated, multi-purpose revenue engine intertwined with ideology, propaganda, recruitment, and psychological warfare. Yet factional splits, territorial losses, and competition with purely criminal bandits have diversified and, in some ways, industrialized these tactics. This analysis compares Boko Haram’s (Jama’atu Ahl as-Sunnah li-Da’awati wal-Jihad, or JAS, under Abubakar Shekau’s legacy) approaches to its ISWAP splinter, to northwestern bandits, and to historical/contemporary parallels (FARC, Somali pirates, AQIM). It draws on evolution, methods, motivations, outcomes, and policy implications—highlighting nuances like gendered violence, government complicity, and the high human cost of “starve the beast” strategies.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/14/boko

  40. Anatomy of Kidnapping: The Law and Enforcement by Lawson Akhigbe

    In Nigeria, the legal framework explicitly criminalizes the payment of ransoms to kidnappers or terrorists.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/anat

  41. Anatomy of Kidnapping: The Law and Enforcement by Lawson Akhigbe

    In Nigeria, the legal framework explicitly criminalizes the payment of ransoms to kidnappers or terrorists.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/anat

  42. Anatomy of Kidnapping: The Law and Enforcement by Lawson Akhigbe

    In Nigeria, the legal framework explicitly criminalizes the payment of ransoms to kidnappers or terrorists.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/anat

  43. Anatomy of Kidnapping: The Law and Enforcement by Lawson Akhigbe

    In Nigeria, the legal framework explicitly criminalizes the payment of ransoms to kidnappers or terrorists.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/anat

  44. The Anatomy of Nigeria’s Kidnapping Industry by Lawson Akhigbe

    Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: "Last year, my nephew was kidnapped. That's my late sister's son, along with three other people. They went to a farm they had hired... and they were kidnapped just a few miles between Kaduna on the way to Kachia.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/the-

  45. The Anatomy of Nigeria’s Kidnapping Industry by Lawson Akhigbe

    Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: "Last year, my nephew was kidnapped. That's my late sister's son, along with three other people. They went to a farm they had hired... and they were kidnapped just a few miles between Kaduna on the way to Kachia.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/the-

  46. The Anatomy of Nigeria’s Kidnapping Industry by Lawson Akhigbe

    Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: "Last year, my nephew was kidnapped. That's my late sister's son, along with three other people. They went to a farm they had hired... and they were kidnapped just a few miles between Kaduna on the way to Kachia.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/the-

  47. The Anatomy of Nigeria’s Kidnapping Industry by Lawson Akhigbe

    Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: "Last year, my nephew was kidnapped. That's my late sister's son, along with three other people. They went to a farm they had hired... and they were kidnapped just a few miles between Kaduna on the way to Kachia.

    lawakhigbe.com/2026/08/12/the-

  48. europesays.com/africa/334982/ Security Operatives Rescue Abducted Persons In School Attack — Kogi Govt • Channels Television #Bandits #Kogi #Nigeria #School

  49. R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler

    I always have to think on the excellent movie #bandits though, starring #cateblanchett "playing" her most famous songs:

    youtu.be/cloXkFZoAcc

    #bonnietyler

  50. R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler

    I always have to think on the excellent movie #bandits though, starring #cateblanchett "playing" her most famous songs:

    youtu.be/cloXkFZoAcc

    #bonnietyler

  51. R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler

    I always have to think on the excellent movie #bandits though, starring #cateblanchett "playing" her most famous songs:

    youtu.be/cloXkFZoAcc

    #bonnietyler