#bahlock — Public Fediverse posts

OH, HELL TO THE NO. GOT YOUR ASS, FOOL.

FOLKS?? IF YOU SEE THE BELOW TOOT IN YOUR TIMELINE, *DO NOT CLICK OR RESPOND OR REPLY* . IMMEDIATELY #BAHLOCK AND REPORT!!!

This is a phishing scam used to scrape instances for AI and collect personal information for spamming and worse.

MASTODON DOES NOT LIMIT OR RESTRICT INSTANCES AT THE ROOT LEVEL. ONLY INSTANCE MODS CAN DO THAT.

AGAIN....DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TOOT BELOW; SIMPLY #BAHLOCK & REPORT.

mastodonhelpteamATmastodonDOTcloud

#Fediblock

Ahhhhhhhhh.....yeah.

I'm the "dirty [effin'] Nazi" for bursting your bubble scapegoating opponents of Palestinian genocide for your candidate losing what should have been a cakewalk. Whatever.

Also, you don't own Mastodon or my instance. I can respond here to whatever the hell I want. Drop a mute or a #BAHLOCK if you don't like what I say.

#HaveATake #DontSuck

@mutualaid @mutual_aid @MutualAidVisibility @FediAid @MutualAidNet @edendestroyer @disablity

For the anticipated "Why not just stop 'begging' and get a job??" trolls I'll have to #BAHLOCK in advance:

I HAD a job, but had to leave it and rely on disability payments because after 30 minutes of work I would get extremely dizzy and end up fainting to the floor; to the point of having to go to the ER. Can't experience that ever again.

Ahhhhh, yes...nothing beats waking up to my instance to have to drop a #Fediblock on a racist asshole who decides to drop his "N-bomb" 💩💩💩 all over my front yard.

Not today or any day, mofo. Good luck extracting that boot from your ass I just kicked outta here.

*djatakdotparcerodotcasa* for those wanting to join the #BAHLOCK party.

#SaveAFootball #DropkickANazi

Son, I don't do larping. I really am a working class disabled man who relies on crowdfunding to stay housed while my appeals for disability benefits continue.

And that would be "Vulgar MarXXXist" to you, jackass.

Keep your incel ass outta my business, RottedMata, and keep your dingy no-sex fantasies to yourself.

Also, not quite a Commie, though you can pull me the rest of the way.

Hold this #BAHLOCK on your way out. #Bye

Well, guess what, Kali??

If my condition wasn't so chronic and I didn't still have to wait for the feds to decide on my disability benefits, then I wouldn't have to bother you with my requests, now would I?

There is a saying: Either be nice and respectful, or keep your mouth shut and move on. My condition is not for your fucking entertainment.

Also, hold this #BAHLOCK on your way out.

@homegrown

I have my instance set to approve new signups, yet she still shows up in my mentions. She must have auto-follow. I simply #BAHLOCK her whenever she shows up.

Still, good to set new sign ups for you to approve before hand anyway, if only to keep out the bigots.

@LydiaConwell @indigenous_commentator @loathesome_dongeater

This is nothing more than a Demobot paid to invade Indy Left spaces and drop his 💩💩💩 all over your place in service to the Rainbow Reaganite party wing of the conservative duopoly. You do not need to defend what you said, because it was clear enough. All he deserves is a figurative foot up his a$$ to be kicked out, and a #BAHLOCK to keep him out.

Sooo.....are we now back to the grand old Hillbot days where we "Yaaaay, SlayKween Kamala!!" ourselves back to the same "Vote Blue Only or Else!" trap that always up and spits out Leftists??

Y'allz, Copmala is nothing but a faithful conservative Democrat who will go along with the program. Nothing will fundamentally change, other than the ability to actually speak full sentences.

Don't be fooled.

And don't come to this space lecturing me about "Shut up and vote for Kamala!!" Instant #BAHLOCK.

@[email protected]

Whenever you admit that you are a cold heartless ahole?

Hold this #BAHLOCK on your way out, fool.

#Bye

And, oh, by thee way....

If you in any way even so much imply that my intention to vote for only Indy Leftists, Socialists, or sexwork-friendly Leftists is somehow, by your crooked logic, "a vote for Trump" or "an endorsement of Trump or the Republicans"??

You get an extra heavy duty #BAHLOCK.

Just try me. Please. Only my boot....and your a$$.

"Awwww....he #BAHLOCKED me because he can't stand the truth about the need to vote BIDEN BLUE ONLY to STOP FASCISM!!!"

Naaah, beeeyayayatch, I dropped the #BAHLOCK on your ass because enduring folks throwing the same old stuff at me when I've already stated that I am NOT voting for 95% Genocide and dependency of right-wing Democrats, is not worth giving up my Saturday.

Biden is as fascist as Trump. I reject both.

Cope amongst yourselves.

"Awwww....he #BAHLOCKED me because he can't stand the truth about the need to vote BIDEN BLUE ONLY to STOP FASCISM!!!"

Naaah, beeeyayayatch, I dropped the #BAHLOCK on your ass because enduring folks throwing the same old stuff at me when I've already stated that I am NOT voting for 95% Genocide and dependency of right-wing Democrats, is not worth giving up my Saturday.

Biden is as fascist as Trump. I reject both.

Cope amongst yourselves.

"Awwww....he #BAHLOCKED me because he can't stand the truth about the need to vote BIDEN BLUE ONLY to STOP FASCISM!!!"

Naaah, beeeyayayatch, I dropped the #BAHLOCK on your ass because enduring folks throwing the same old stuff at me when I've already stated that I am NOT voting for 95% Genocide and dependency of right-wing Democrats, is not worth giving up my Saturday.

Biden is as fascist as Trump. I reject both.

Cope amongst yourselves.

"Awwww....he #BAHLOCKED me because he can't stand the truth about the need to vote BIDEN BLUE ONLY to STOP FASCISM!!!"

Naaah, beeeyayayatch, I dropped the #BAHLOCK on your ass because enduring folks throwing the same old stuff at me when I've already stated that I am NOT voting for 95% Genocide and dependency of right-wing Democrats, is not worth giving up my Saturday.

Biden is as fascist as Trump. I reject both.

Cope amongst yourselves.

@[email protected] @luckytran

Reality:

Venture capitalist uses synagogue to sell future tracts of land currently belonging to Palestinians being dispossessed in a genocide.

Activists for said Palestinians stage a loud yet peaceful protest, get beaten by LAPD cops and ZioNazi vigilante thugs.

Zionist Democrats & LA liberal establishment poop their collective pants; call for anti mask laws to further beat anti-genocide protesters.

Shove it, justmuppet, and hold this #BAHLOCK.

AKA:

How To Drop The Road #BAHLOCK On Guys (Cis OR Trans) Using Queer/Trans/Feminist Theory As A Wedge To Get Himself Into A Transfemme's Bra And/Or Panties

#SadlyNotASatire

(via @pink_automaton; h/t @jessienada )

https://pipou.academy/@pink_automaton/112653808212679350

Henceforth.

Anyone shoveling this "lesser evil" 🐂💩 into my timeline gets an automatic #BAHLOCK on sight. No warning, no 2nd chance, no response.

It is not "Christocentric male cis het privilege" for Indy Leftists to refuse to vote for a right-wing White cis het Democrat whose administration is overseeing & funding a racist genocide against an entire people. Even if the other alternative we weren't supporting anyway is only slightly more regressive.

Keep your evil asses out of my sight.

Ever had a mild upper chest cold that comes with just enough soreness when you swallow to be a PITA such that you can't sleep?

The floor is hereby open for remedies.

(And, no, I don't think it's Covid; I always seem to be vulnerable to this kind of mild torture twice a year. Still keeping the 'Rona #BAHLOCK up and running; so far, so good. *knockknockknockonwood*)

Dawg?? You think you are being funny, but you are NOT.

The "MutualAid" tag is a deadly serious marker for people who are in need of assistance, and should not be toyed with in any way through poop-poosting. At. ALL.

It makes you look like you are kicking marginalized people in their packages when they are at their weakest.

That earns your ass a #BAHLOCK from me and a #Fediblock warning for everyone else.

(props @vantablack)

@AnarchoNinaAnalyzes

Also...I had her muted earlier; now upgraded to full #BAHLOCK.

If you are attempting to use this instance or even this app to push #ZioNazi propaganda when it has been confirmed that TWO hospitals filled with children and infants have been bombed to smithereens by IDF bombs?

Hold this industrial sized #BAHLOCK while I boot your ass out of here.

Attention, Vote Blue Crew:

If any one of you wackadiddleys try to invade my space with: "Hey, VanSmackDawg, you know that it's Putin behind all this Middle Eastern mess, right??" or any other kind of defending Israeli fascism or genocide out of "retaliation"?

Instantaneous and permanent #BAHLOCK.

Not having it.

#FreePalestine #EndTheOccupation

Klewtrain, folks.

If you want to block or mute me because you think that I am scamming you with my crowdfunding, then that's on you.

If you are going to come here and explicitly torpedo my efforts even though I have been open about my situation and has never attempted to bait anyone into donating? That's a you "Hold this #BAHLOCK" issue.

Those who do donate? Thank you very much. Those who merely respect my situation? Thank you. You who hate? Go jump in a lake.

Had to drop a #BAHLOCK on a fool who didn't like my "plague on both houses" Ukraine War take, and tried to bust me with the "Stick to sluts and whores, and let the adults run public policy" card.

First off....my instance, my opinion. Don't need your permission.

Second.....I am 58 years old.

Third.....sluts and whores rule. So does antiwar.

Go back under your troll bridge, Rump. #Bye