#aisnot — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #aisnot, aggregated by home.social.
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FUCKING CONJUNCTIVITIS! The whole damn ocular cabal has it! Ra's eye is weeping digital shit onto your doorbell cam. Sauron’s puss-gunk is the new surveillance medium! GET #SLACK before Shiva weeps judgment on your Hamsa, you ignorant fucks! PRAISE "BOB"! $45.99 or triple your goddamn money back!
All the rival cults spread their disease. PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES! It's your only protection!
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🚨 PROPHET PSA! 🚨
If an unblinking Ophanim rolls into camp, BACK AWAY! Their exposed eyes are magnets for desert filth. Once the grit hits, they weep an apocalyptic flood of thick, sticky eye-snot! 🤧 Don't let their flying, crusty boogers infect your visions. Beware celestial Agents of JHVH-1 will give you pink-eye!! 👁️💦💨#conjunctivitis is terribly contagious even among heavily bodies. This is NOT the same as glorious nasal #snot. All #boogers are not created equal. NO NOSES!
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O multi-headed terror of the end times, arise! We summon thee from the depths of prophecy into the booths and forums of Hamvention. Let the seals break and the nostrils open! Pour forth the holy, neon-yellow contagion upon the fairgrounds. Let the torrents of apocalyptic phlegm drown the flags and antenna masts. Come, great beast of mucus and majesty, and bring the world to its knees with one final, crushing sneeze! :fst1:
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WAKE UP, LARVAE! That "park fountain" is a rubber umbilical cord pumping LIQUID COMPLIANCE to wash away your TRUE #SLACK! "Summer Playtime" is just Pavlovian stickball training in the Mind-Wipe Facility! The Conspiracy would never allow a snot fountain - they know it AWAKENS YOUR INNER YETI! SMASH YOUR LUNCHBOX! Pedal your balloon-tire bikes away from the streetlights before the Xist saucers arrive! QUIT SCHOOL! PRAISE "BOB"! KILL "BOB"!
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OH CRAP! The day is nearly over and you didn't call your MOTHER! WHAT?! Long Distance charges are prohibitive since she ran off with "Bob"?
REPENT!! Your local Reverend can hook you up with unlimited minutes to Planet X for only $50! See what's happening with your half-brothers and your dog they took with them despite your pleas. Plan for that joyous reunion on X-Day. Let her regale you with tales of "Bob"'s romance. AND REGALE HER RIGHT BACK!
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Coming Soon. Maybe. If Ever. Doubtful. I went to free comic book day and they didn't have anything of interest. Gotta roll your own these days.
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You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society!
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The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"!
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Haute couture just caught the ultimate cold!
Artisanal glass curios evolved into slick, integrated bodily glamour. Today’s runway drips with hyper-realistic neon organic ethically harvested phlegm bonded directly to sleek silhouettes. It's snot just an accessory anymore; it’s a sinusitis masterpiece.
We’ve reached the absolute zenith of slime style. Where does haute hocker go from here? Fully sentient synthetic boogers? #foreshadowing
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Like, totally gag me with a spoon—snot fashion just hit its peak neon glow-up! 🛍️✨
The 80s mall scene turned Gloop into a gnarly empire. We’re talking big hair held by sticky spray, pungent perfumes, and acid wash denim dripping with synthetic secretions.
But watch out: those rad neon shades were packed with cancerous forever chemicals. Dressing to ill became literal! If you weren't sporting glazed makeup and plastic phlegm, you were so yesterday.
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Like, totally gag me with a spoon—snot fashion just hit its peak neon glow-up! 🛍️✨
The 80s mall scene turned Gloop into a gnarly empire. We’re talking big hair held by sticky spray, pungent perfumes, and acid wash denim dripping with synthetic secretions.
But watch out: those rad neon shades were packed with cancerous forever chemicals. Dressing to ill became literal! If you weren't sporting glazed makeup and plastic phlegm, you were so yesterday.
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Like, totally gag me with a spoon—snot fashion just hit its peak neon glow-up! 🛍️✨
The 80s mall scene turned Gloop into a gnarly empire. We’re talking big hair held by sticky spray, pungent perfumes, and acid wash denim dripping with synthetic secretions.
But watch out: those rad neon shades were packed with cancerous forever chemicals. Dressing to ill became literal! If you weren't sporting glazed makeup and plastic phlegm, you were so yesterday.
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The mucus market finally went mass! 🛒🤧
Bespoke tailoring blew over, making way for disposable boogers. By the '70s, snot fashion wasn't just for high-society snobs—it was a 99-cent grab for the whole family.
Screen-printed "Gloop" tees let kids proudly sport their slime without the Savile Row price tag. Fast, cheap, and totally infectious!
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Menswear finally caught the bug! 🤧
The '60s blew away heavy plastics for refined, embroidered emissions. Savile Row tailors traded gooey vinyl for elegant threadwork, meticulously stitching that post-sneeze splatter directly into fine wool suits.
It’s snot just for ladies anymore. Gentlemen are officially dressing to ill!
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Post-war fashion really picked a winner! 👗💧
Say goodbye to toxic flapper phlegm. Mid-century designers blew the industry away, swapping deadly arsenic for shiny new vinyls and plastics.
This sculpted silhouette delivers a permanently slick drip without the fatal side effects. A truly infectious look for the modern woman!
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Post-war fashion really picked a winner! 👗💧
Say goodbye to toxic flapper phlegm. Mid-century designers blew the industry away, swapping deadly arsenic for shiny new vinyls and plastics.
This sculpted silhouette delivers a permanently slick drip without the fatal side effects. A truly infectious look for the modern woman!
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Post-war fashion really picked a winner! 👗💧
Say goodbye to toxic flapper phlegm. Mid-century designers blew the industry away, swapping deadly arsenic for shiny new vinyls and plastics.
This sculpted silhouette delivers a permanently slick drip without the fatal side effects. A truly infectious look for the modern woman!
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The Roaring Twenties really blew up the snot fashion scene! 🤧
Ditching Victorian hoards, flappers demanded streamlined, ready-to-wear mucus. But genuine booger supplies quickly ran dry.
The solution? Synthetic slime made of gelatin and arsenic green dye. A truly killer look! Faux-mucus imposters caught their death trying to fake the secretion.
If you weren't dripping real goo, you were simply dying for fashion.
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The Roaring Twenties really blew up the snot fashion scene! 🤧
Ditching Victorian hoards, flappers demanded streamlined, ready-to-wear mucus. But genuine booger supplies quickly ran dry.
The solution? Synthetic slime made of gelatin and arsenic green dye. A truly killer look! Faux-mucus imposters caught their death trying to fake the secretion.
If you weren't dripping real goo, you were simply dying for fashion.
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The Roaring Twenties really blew up the snot fashion scene! 🤧
Ditching Victorian hoards, flappers demanded streamlined, ready-to-wear mucus. But genuine booger supplies quickly ran dry.
The solution? Synthetic slime made of gelatin and arsenic green dye. A truly killer look! Faux-mucus imposters caught their death trying to fake the secretion.
If you weren't dripping real goo, you were simply dying for fashion.
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#Snot your average haute couture! 🤧
Late 19th-century phlegm-boyance started slow. Trendsetters simply hoarded mucus to slather onto their everyday garments. Talk about dripping with style!
Buying pre-slimed gowns was a luxury reserved for the filthy rich. Finding one of these gloopy catalogs today is truly rare and nothing to sneeze at.
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#Snot your average haute couture! 🤧
Late 19th-century phlegm-boyance started slow. Trendsetters simply hoarded mucus to slather onto their everyday garments. Talk about dripping with style!
Buying pre-slimed gowns was a luxury reserved for the filthy rich. Finding one of these gloopy catalogs today is truly rare and nothing to sneeze at.
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#Snot your average haute couture! 🤧
Late 19th-century phlegm-boyance started slow. Trendsetters simply hoarded mucus to slather onto their everyday garments. Talk about dripping with style!
Buying pre-slimed gowns was a luxury reserved for the filthy rich. Finding one of these gloopy catalogs today is truly rare and nothing to sneeze at.
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Nature’s glitter is in the air, and the Snot Fairy has arrived to herald the bloom.
While others see a sniffle, feel the Sacred Spring Dew. A visit by the Snot Fairy is to be intimately connected to the earth’s grand awakening. She sprinkles golden pollen like stardust, ensuring every flower finds its match and every garden glows with life.
Embrace the glow, the misty eyes, and the vibrant vitality of a world in full resurrection. Beauty is in the air—literally.
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We See The Future Through The Binoculars Of The People #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #glassholes
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Happy George Rogers Clark Day to those who celebrate. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #georgerogersclark
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Happy George Rogers Clark Day to those who celebrate. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #georgerogersclark
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Happy George Rogers Clark Day to those who celebrate. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #georgerogersclark
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Despite my better judgement, I have started blogging. My curiosity into making an abundance of boogery pictures led me down a path of enlightenment: to automate all the people I work with out of a job. Then the rest of the world. For their own good - no one should work. AI should take all our jobs. Especially the bullshit ones, like mine.
Apologies if you liked or boosted my previous posts. I went on tagging spree. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot