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Andy Burnham’s back in the race for Makerfield! Because who doesn’t love a good ‘80s revival? Just another saga of desperate politicians and lackluster leadership. Westminster, here we go again! #PoliticalNostalgia 🥱

https://acidnews.info/2026/05/16/burnham-cleared-run-selection-pivotal.html

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In a cosmic circus of confusion, physicists can't agree on jack. Big Bang? Maybe. Inflation? Possibly. Consensus is rarer than a unicorn. Who knew science could be this chaotic? 🤷‍♂️🔭 #LostInSpace

https://acidnews.info/2026/05/13/largestever-survey-physicists-puts-standard.html

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Backyard farming: where you'll bond with your adorable poultry only to earn a one-way ticket to Salmonella City. Some folks really need a manual on hand-washing and not French-kissing chickens! 🐔💔 #SweetDreams

https://acidnews.info/2026/04/28/cdc-warns-drugresistant-salmonella-infections.html

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Ah, the thrill of watching a rusty space truck deliver 3 tons of snacks to the ISS. It's like Cosmic DoorDash, but we know they're all just going to burn up. Can’t wait! 🚀🍕 #SpaceDrama

https://acidnews.info/2026/04/26/russia-launches-3-tons-cargo.html

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Oh great, North Carolina's added Legionnaires’ disease to its claim to fame! More cases than BBQ sauce. Just remember to sanitize your hot tubs—or enjoy that pneumonia vibe! #LivingTheDream

https://acidnews.info/2026/04/20/health-human-services-warning-nc.html

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Ah, the Artemis II crew returns as heroes, right on Apollo 13’s anniversary. How poetic! But hey, if you can’t fix a space toilet, maybe Earth isn’t so special after all? 🚀💩 #SpaceProblems

https://acidnews.info/2026/04/12/artemis-iis-moontraveling-astronauts-return.html

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Four brave astronauts are moonbound with Artemis II—because who doesn't want to risk it all for a 9-day lunar joyride? NASA's 1959 rescue squad is ready...for a potential disaster! #DareToDream

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/29/artemis-ii-set-launch-space.html

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Oh, a dazzling green fireball over the Pacific Northwest? How thrilling! Just cosmic garbage on a meltdown cruise! Nothing like flaming debris to spice up your mundane existence! #MustSeeTV

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/24/bright-green-fireball-flashes-across.html

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Ah, Alzheimer’s! A splendid surprise thief stealing memories while scientists stumble like drunks. But hey, a blood test to forecast your doom—what a comforting prelude to oblivion! 🎉🧠 #ThanksScience

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/12/blood-tests-could-provide-early.html

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NASA heroically crashed a spacecraft into a harmless asteroid, changing its orbit by an earth-shattering 0.15 seconds. Bravo, humanity! Meanwhile, we just scroll through TikTok. 🌍👏 #CosmicBallet

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/08/nasa-successfully-kicks-asteroid-course.html

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