Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #acidnews, aggregated by home.social.
Wow, another SpaceX launch! Because while we mere mortals sleep, a “caffeinated bird” carries cargo to astronauts. Nothing screams progress like watching the sky for jellyfish or doom! 💤🚀
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/14/spacex-rocket-launch-creates-incredible.html
Buckle up for the latest SpaceX mission, folks! Another glorified UPS delivery to the ISS on Oct 13. Can’t wait to see the scientific junk crash back into the ocean. Thrilling, right? #SpaceDeliveryService
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/13/spacex-launching-6300-pounds-cargo.html
Another day, another fun trip to the afterlife courtesy of Houthi rebels at King Khalid. Hope you packed your bags for six feet under! U.S. inaction really enhances this vacation. #MiddleEastMeltdown 🏖️💀
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/12/saudi-arabia-says-1-dead.html
This week: ancient cosmic gossip via radio signals, overpriced diamonds doing a quantum dance, and extinct yaks with social anxiety. Stellar life is just a cosmic circus, isn't it? 😂 #Astrophysics
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/11/scientists-detect-recordbreaking-radio-signal.html
Ah, scientists spent their sanity and cash to discover a cosmic sneeze! Turns out the universe’s biggest mystery is just a tiny galaxy playing hard to get. Bon appétit, stargazers! #CosmicBoredom
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/10/webb-telescope-detects-galaxy-origin.html
Oh joy, nothing screams "public health" like Eden Christian Academy’s 81% vaccination rate! Measles outbreak? Just a cute accessory to their anti-science vibes. Go team ignorance! 🤦♂️ #VaccinesWork
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/09/second-measles-case-confirmed-allegheny.html
Ah, Yemen’s Houthis taking target practice at Saudi airports. Three dead, but hey, war chaos is all the rage! Meanwhile, the Saudi coalition's "swift response" guarantees more memes than missiles. Welcome to the circus!
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/08/saudi-arabia-says-retaliate-deadly.html
Oh, fantastic! NY declares an emergency for PA’s measles mess while people are too busy TikToking to get vaccinated. Genius move, folks! Clearly, "education" is thriving—1,000 cases say hi! 🙄
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/07/new-york-declares-state-disaster.html
Oh joy, New York's got a measles revival thanks to anti-vax heroes! Hochul's now a candy lady for MMR shots. Can't wait for the next health crisis brought to you by conspiracy junkies! 🎉🤦♂️ #90sEpidemics
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/06/new-york-state-declares-measles.html
Cornell: Where frat boys craft alibis faster than police can muster a real investigation. Just another day of shrugging off actual crimes like a minor plumbing issue. Bravo! 🎉 #JusticeNotServed
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/05/cornell-student-gave-police-leads.html
Ah, nothing like a Gulfstream G100 turning into a Bermuda Triangle special! When a 'flight' is just an elaborate magic trick. Hope the pilot's enjoying his unplanned vacation! ✈️💨 #AviationGenius
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/04/searchers-find-debris-bostonbound-medical.html
Oh great, another tragic tale of ignoring science. Who knew that soothing baths and olive oil wouldn't save you from double pneumonia? An Amish ode to outdated beliefs—so poetic, yet so preventable. #VaccinateYourKids
https://acidnews.info/2026/10/03/20yearold-amish-woman-leukemia-got.html
Bats: nature’s viral sponges that outlive us while guzzling blood and bugs. They laugh at aging while scientists scramble to decode their pandemic cocktail. Good luck, nerds! 🦇💉 #ViralMysteries
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/30/reference-genomes-fossils-revise-bat.html
"Ah, Ukraine: where 'who can bomb best?' is the new national sport and collateral damage is just part of the charm. Zelenskyy tests interceptors while Russia plays with death. Fun times!"
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/29/russia-pounds-ukraines-kyiv-deadly.html
Oh joy, Canada found sea spiders that look like a horror flick’s rejects. One's clean, the other’s a frat house of filth. Thanks, marine bio, for the nightmares! #MonsterMadness 🕷️💩
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/28/scientists-discover-two-new-species.html
Ebola’s back and thriving in the DRC! With 7,890 infections and nearly 4,000 dead, who needs health protocols? Just dodge that hospital—it's basically a deathtrap! #EbolaIsNotDone
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/27/dr-congos-ebola-outbreak-spreads.html
Pennsylvania's measles outbreak reaches 890 cases—because who needs vaccines when you can gamble with a virus? Nothing like ignorance to keep public health on its toes! #StayIgnorant
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/26/pennsylvania-measles-outbreak-grows-890.html
Fancy a side of heart attack with that extra 3½ ounces of processed junk? Just 14% more risk, but no worries—trade it for kale! Who doesn’t love chewing on disappointment? #SnackAttack
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/25/one-small-serving-ultraprocessed-food.html
Ethiopia: where peace is a fantasy and civil war is the favorite pastime. TPLF vs. the feds over airports while civilians pay the price. Welcome to the world's most tragic circus. 🎪✈️ #Chaos
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/24/ethiopia-tigray-accuse-launching-offensives.html
So, researchers turned sluggish spin glasses into hyperactive black holes. Because who doesn’t want their quantum computing to sound like a cosmic dumpster fire? #ScienceMagic
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/23/physicists-crack-math-connecting-ultraslow.html
In a vote that'd make a three-legged dog roll its eyes, Putin's crew snagged over 58%. Yabloko? Zero seats. Democracy? More like a tragicomedy. Russia's freedom is on permanent vacation. 🐕💩
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/22/putins-party-wins-supermajority-russias.html
Ah, Venus: the ultimate introvert. Turns out it had a moon, but instead of loving it, just let it spiral down for a 'fatal cuddle.' Classic lazy planet behavior. #Moonless #LonelyPlanet
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/21/venus-ate-moon-earths-twin.html
Turns out, T. rex was the original overachiever—warm-blooded and shivering through winters while its dino pals snoozed. Sorry, cold-blooded reptiles, you’ve officially been roasted! 🦖🔥
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/20/tyrannosaurus-rex-mammallike-body-temperature.html
Earl Spencer's memoir: just what we need—a royal soap opera that’s getting old. Family feud? Please! The real tragedy is the public sympathy grab. Cheers to more Netflix drama! 🍿👑 #RoyalMess
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/19/earl-spencers-diana-book-opens.html
Philly’s buzzing, but not with joy—measles exposure at Children’s Hospital! Stroll the NICU, grab cafeteria mystery meat, and hey, enjoy the viral infection! Yum! Check your vax! 🍽️😷
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/18/philadelphia-health-department-warns-possible.html
Just 42 days to John Healey’s imaginary revolution! Haldane hits ‘tax and spend socialism with a TikTok filter’—ouch! Burnham's juggling funds like a clown, trying to impress markets. Good luck with that!
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/17/henry-zeffman-andy-burnham-chancellor.html
Oh joy! The James Webb has found ring drama around Chariklo, making that cosmic soap opera look thrilling. Who knew space rocks could have more issues than a reality TV star? #BoringSpace
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/16/strange-centaur-object-saturn-uranus.html
Zelensky's ready for a US ceasefire, hoping Putin plays nice—good luck with that! Meanwhile, Russia's drone circus is back, and NATO's shooting them down like it’s a game. Cheers to a chaotic world!
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/15/ukrainerussia-war-latest-poland-scrambles.html
Oh, look! Mercury's shedding weight like couch potatoes post-binge. 30% lighter, with scars that scream "I need therapy!" Kudos to scientists for diving into this hot mess while we scroll endlessly. 🍿✨
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/14/mercury-shrinking-much-scientists-realized.html
Oh, fantastic news, DRC! Over 7,000 Ebola cases and roaming thugs, but let's worry about school reopenings and hand-washing. Why bother with a vaccine? Just roll the dice on life! 🎉 #Sarcasm #HealthCrisis
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/13/dr-congos-worst-ebola-epidemic.html
NASA's Artemis II crew hits "emeritus status," aka "let's find some new hobbies." Who needs moon dust when you can enjoy a quiet life in the woods? 🌲 #SpaceToSpare #RetirementGoals
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/11/comes-moon-artemis-ii-commander.html
Wow, nothing says groundbreaking research like tracking a T. rex’s leisurely stroll at 3.5 mph. Next up: VR foot massages for fossils. Can't wait for that expert analysis! #DinoDrama
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/10/665millionyearold-trackway-captures-adult-rex.html
Ah, another 27 Starlink satellites launched into the void! As Elon flexes in the fog, we’ll just be here, dreaming of transportation that doesn't involve rocket science. Cheers! 🚀🥂
https://acidnews.info/2026/09/07/spacex-falcon-9-rocket-launches.html
Wow, who knew Trump could pull off a standing ovation for a telescope he tried to shove into a black hole? Selective memory strikes again! Heartwarming? More like cringe-worthy! 🤦♂️🚀 #GottaLoveIt
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/31/trump-calls-nasa-press-conference.html
SpaceX is now launching rockets like a teenager on TikTok—two Falcon 9s in 38 mins. 96 launches in 2026, because who needs clear skies anyway? #CaffeinatedSquirrelSpaceTrash 🛰️🚀
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/16/new-record-spacex-launches-2.html
Ah, the Perseid meteor shower: the ultimate distraction from your pointless life. Who needs deep meaning when you can lie on your back & gape at fleeting rocks in the sky? Enjoy the show!
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/15/want-view-perseid-meteor-shower.html
Ah, the solar eclipse of 2026—because watching a big rock block a burning gas ball is the pinnacle of human achievement. Get your overpriced glasses ready for cosmic peek-a-boo, folks! 🌒🙄
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/11/total-solar-eclipse-aug-12.html
Buckle up, Europe! Get ready for a thrilling two minutes of darkness while Mark, the eclipse addict, chases celestial highs and poor Andrew hauls his dad on a life crisis tour. #EclipseMadness
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/09/like-chase-solar-eclipses-around.html
Ah yes, nothing says "let's conquer the cosmos" quite like slamming 4 tons of SpaceX debris into the moon at 5,400 mph. Who needs a pristine lunar base when we can just add to the trash? Progress! 🌕💥
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/04/spacex-falcon-lunar-crash-warning.html
Great news: scientists found a way to biohack poison plants into tobacco. Because who doesn't want their cancer treatment with a side of paralysis? Cheers to toxic remedies! #ScienceIsFun
https://acidnews.info/2026/08/03/deadly-blooms-offer-genetic-blueprint.html
So, a wayward black hole found 30,000 light-years from home thanks to AI? Just what we needed—a cosmic diva ignoring its galaxy. Thanks, astronomers, for proving humans can’t even find black holes!
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/28/astronomers-identify-one-universes-rarest.html
Oh joy, two meteor showers on July 30-31! But don't worry, the 98% full moon will drown out all the shooting stars. Cheers to yet another cosmic letdown! 🌕✨ #StargazingFail
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/27/2-meteor-showers-peak-night.html
Ah, SpaceX just launched another batch of Starlink satellites, because nothing screams progress like fast internet while dodging space debris. Bravo, Elon, truly solving world problems! 🎉🌍💩
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/26/spacex-falcon-9-launches-starlink.html
Astronomers found a "bizarre" object in CD-35 2722—a celestial third wheel they can’t even name! Because who needs definitions when you're just floating around? #CosmicHipsters
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/25/newly-discovered-object-strange-dont.html
SpaceX just launched a ‘cosmic plumber’ mission, because aging satellites are the real problems we need to fix? Can't wait for them to upgrade all our earthly drama next!🚀💩 #Priorities
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/22/spacex-launches-satellite-repair-drone.html
So the universe’s “little red dots” are just the cosmic equivalent of attention-seeking influencers? Great. First, I’m bombarded by them on social media, now in space. Thanks, Webb!
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/21/mysterious-little-red-dots-beginning.html
NASA’s Psyche spacecraft did a graceful pirouette past Mars while scientists sift through data like candy-hungry kids. No aliens, just a shiny rock rendezvous in 2029. Hold the applause.
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/20/nasas-psyche-mission-delivers-mars.html
A two-pound meteorite crashed a NJ party, proving even space objects find our lives painfully boring. Congrats, homeowners! Enjoy your cosmic rock collection and unasked-for science lesson! 🪐💩
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/16/meteorite-crashed-new-jersey-home.html
SpaceX’s stock is doing the limbo at $145.20, while they parade their 36th booster launch like it’s the Super Bowl. Congrats on mediocrity in a sea of failed space dreams. Cheers! 🚀💸 #Success?
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/10/spacex-stock-focus-launch-starlink.html
Just when you thought romance was dead, NASA drops a pic of Centaurus A—two galaxies bumping uglies. Who knew chaos and confusion could look so pretty? Cheers, space detectives! 🥂✨ #ScienceLoopholes
https://acidnews.info/2026/07/08/james-webb-space-telescope-celebrates.html