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#OddDissertationTopics
#HashTagGamesWhy the world is a fucked up mess and the major role that religion played in that outcome.
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#OddDissertationTopics
#HashTagGamesWhy the world is a fucked up mess and the major role that religion played in that outcome.
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#OddDissertationTopics
#HashTagGamesWhy the world is a fucked up mess and the major role that religion played in that outcome.
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#OddDissertationTopics
#HashTagGamesWhy the world is a fucked up mess and the major role that religion played in that outcome.
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Uh huh... anxiety will get to you when you secretly swear yourself into 5 other portfolios and systematically lie, cheat and rort your way through one of the sorriest periods of Australian government since the Rum Rebellion...
This is nothing more than #ScottyThePathologicalLiar trying to rewrite history in his favour and scoring free promotion for his book... that incidentally he must have been writing whilst he was still employed as the member for Cook... -
#NRMA Insurance:
Oh... I see you have been a loyal customer with us for 40 years... Thank you.
So I'll just go and increase your premiums by 20% rather than offer you the generous discount reserved for new customers.
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#PersonalAssistantASongOrPoem
#HashTagGamesPlease stay on the line Mr Wichita Lineman... Mr Bloated Oligarch will be with you shortly...
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#HashtagGames
#ComplimentAVillainNice truck Elon...🙄
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#FictionalCharacterGoals
#HashTagGamesRipley... Just go on a nice trip somewhere and not end up having to fight off vicious xenomorphic alien creatures hell bent on eating her face...
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#FictionalCharacterGoals
#HashTagGamesJesus... Start a religion and achieve tax exempt status...
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#FictionalCharacterGoals
#HashTagGamesKermit The Frog... Remove the wire rods surgically implanted in his wrists...
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CW: ScoMo Laughs After Hiding From Jen & The Girls, Pretending To Be Raptured
Ya know... I'm not hugely into musicals but we really need Tim Minchin to write one about #ScoMo ...
I'm going to suggest the title be:
Scotty The Pathological Liar Goes To Canberra And Fucks Up An Entire Country.
Suggesting that Gary McDonald play #ScottyThePathologicalLiar and Joel Creasey play the #BeetRooter...
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#HashtagGames
#BreakfastABookOrStoryThe Sound Of Muesli.
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#HashtagGames
#BreakfastABookOrStoryJourney To The Centre Of The Croissant.
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#HashtagGames
#BreakfastABookOrStoryGreen Heuvos Rancheros And Jamon
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@steveirons @PatHudsonCartoons
I'm normally the first to applaud cartoonists who take a swipe at politicians but I regard this cartoon as way off the mark!!!
Comparing Albanese's response to an international issue with #ScottyThePathologicalLiar's handling of the bushfires is an extremely long and tenuous bow to draw... -
#PeanutButterAndJellyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGamesWo'oh Black Jelly,
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesI'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesLike... Taytay's posted that she's having... like... a really, really bad day... and I'm like... totally devastated... and like... I just can't cope. So I'm like... taking a mental health day...
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesI've accidentally summoned a demon from the underworld and things at the moment are just a bit... awkward.
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesThe Weather Bureau has forecast a sharknado...
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesBeing a time traveller I've already done today's work next Wednesday because I knew Wednesday was fairly empty from having seen it from next Thursday's perspective.
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesI've fallen well behind my schedule for posting cat pictures on social media...
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesThe monsters under my bed are sounding especially menacing this morning...
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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGamesDue to the recent upsurge in crime I need to devote more time to my superhero side gig...
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#MomAndPopASongOrPoem
#HashTagGamesI Would Stroll 500 Metres
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#MomAndPopASongOrPoem
#HashTagGamesMy Baby Makes Models Of The Morning Train
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You know... the #LNP reminds me of a matryoshka doll...
You open one up and there's just another smaller gibbering idiot inside. When you get to the last one they stack themselves up again and we go through them all again...
#IPATim is one of the smallest of the gibbering idiots but he does bear more than passing resemblance to the #beetrooter -
Never have I ever doubted my commitment to #atheism ...