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What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.

Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

Some men say they don’t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation. Well, that’s the point, isn’t it?

Advice to husbands: Try praising your wife now and then, even if it does startle her at first.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.

What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? Elementary.

Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

One of the oddities of Wall Street is that the dealer, not the customer, is the broker.

I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

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