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  1. CW: Coarse Language

    I just noticed the word "diplomatic" kind of resembles "do blow my dick". (Say it fast, while pretending to sneeze, kinda thing.)

    Example:

    "Our justice system can't touch that, that political asshole from that despotic country even though he got drunk and ran down a kid. He's got doblowmydick iniquity. Errr, impunity. No, wait, immunity. Whatever."

    #random #slipofthetongue #phonetics #空耳 #mondegreen

  2. SEGAさんどいて
    SEGAさんどいて
    SEGA
    SEGA
    SEGA
    SEGA
    SEGAさんどいてよ

    #空耳

    #NowPlaying
    星界ちゃんと可不ちゃんのおつかい合騒曲 / 南ノ南
    youtube.com/watch?v=hXabKIYl_Y

  3. 一首歌里面不停地唱“我还是活生生的人马,会为爱流下泪的人马”,“我像是不会哭的人马”,一直觉得挺带感,可以称为射手座之歌。

    直到有一天发现唱的是——“我还是活生生的人吗 会为爱流下泪的人吗”,“我像是不会哭的人吗”……

    我:??? :aru_8111: :aru_8111: :aru_8111:

    #空耳