#今すぐ — Public Fediverse posts

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

#WellDoneEveryone...

#TakeTheDayOff and #IT's #OnlyMonday...

#AheadOfTheGame... #Already...

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#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#AndWelcome to #OurLittleCorner of...

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#TheFediverse | #RightNow #今すぐ

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#AndWelcome to #OurLittleCorner of...

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#DrWhoIsTriggering...

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