#zlot — Public Fediverse posts
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O my people:
Henceforth the phrase "Here is everything you need to know" is banned. SILENCE!
Parking meters shall be simplified, and citizens provided two rolls of quarters every other week.
The coffee quota is hereby increased by 1/3.
~Your faithful servant
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