#zeroreports — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #HeadedOut for #TheDay... We're #Going to #HaveAnAdventure, which is #NoneOfYourBusiness...

#Meanwhile, #Here's a #Thought for #You; #WhoeverYouAre...

#TheThing to #BearInMind when #Developing a #FunctionalService is that #NoOneNeeds a #MillionAndOne #Opinions from #AnonymousNoMarks and #CrazyStalker(s) about #WhatToDo... #Or, #When to #DoIT...

#Not when the #MastodonSpyBalloon does #Exactly what #IT was #SetUp #ToDo with #TootSuite and #ZeroReports

#IT's #PublicDomain and #PublicFacing; we get #ZeroSpammage and we're #ScamFree. We've also #Experienced: #ZeroOutages since #ITs #Inception on 10th #October2023 - #Something neither #CloudFlare nor #TwitterX can #PossiblyHope to #Claim... #Ever.

#So... #ThinkOnThat; #OrNot, #NoOneCares...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #MostlyEurope #AllSystemsOperational #Safeguarding #TrueFacts

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#Meanwhile... We're #Updaticated and #Everything...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#OpenLetter...

#DearOtherInstances,

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#StillNotHitler™️

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#AndWelcome to #OurLittleCorner of...

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#TheFediverse | #RightNow #今すぐ

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#AndWelcome to #OurLittleCorner of...

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#TheFediverse | #RightNow #今すぐ

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?! #Still with #ZeroFakebook

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

With #ThePowerOfPunctuation...!

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#Sunscreem: Love You More (Heavy Club)

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated... #IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated... #IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#Meanwhile...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#Meanwhile...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

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#Sunscreem: Change Or Die (Continuous DJ Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8LoMxLF7w

#Meanwhile...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenDragon...?

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet #Today...?

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet #Today...?

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet #Today...?

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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#Meanwhile...

As #Part of #PSiReN's #Commitment to #CommunityOutreach from the #MastodonSpyBalloon...

#PSiReN.eu has been #Updated... #Still with #CollapsedToots, which are also #StillQuiteCool...

#Incidentally... #PSiReN-Group also #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#YouAreWelcome

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#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

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#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

With #Biscuits... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

With #Biscuits... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:loading:​🦄​​​​:loading:​🦹:fediverse:

#Sunscreem: Love You More (Heavy Club)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dvk8TOmvhc

@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:loading:​🦄​​​​:loading:​🦹:fediverse:

#Sunscreem: Love You More (Heavy Club)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dvk8TOmvhc