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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't #Arrived, yet... He's #Getting #TheHump about #IT; but, #IT's #OK... #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still #WorkingAsIntended; #So, #NoFuss... #ZeroDrama

#IT #CouldBeWorse, we could #StillBeRenting while #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO; #Because #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...

#WorseStill, we could be #TheGhostOfMisterDen with an #ImaginaryBusiness and another #Impending #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews #ComingUp...

I #Might have to #TakeHimDown to #TheShed (#NotTheGhostOfMisterDen; #MyLittleBigBuddy) and #Undertake another #IntimateExamination of his #Sweaty, #ItchyArsehole... He has #ItchyArseholeSyndrome

#IT's a #Condition...

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#GoodBearding #SomethingToDo #EntirelyRecreational

#Meanwhile..

We've #AlreadyExceeded my #TwentyThousandthToot; but, because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance is #DeasAsADoughnut, #Some of #MyContent has been #Deleted...

#IT's #NoFuss / #ZeroDrama; because #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...

#ThatSaid; we can all #LookForward to #MyTwentyThousandthToot at #SomePoint in #TheFuture...

#IT's a #Prophecy; just like #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #Imminent #CompulsoryStrikeOff | #NoticeNotNews...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenDragon this #FictionalChristmas and #TheRightStaff™️...

#HaveABiscuit... Or, a #Stroopwafel... #IT's #TotallyFairTrade and #MostlyOrganic

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