#youcantmakethisshitup — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #youcantmakethisshitup, aggregated by home.social.
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@davetroy never underestimate the stupidity of #MAGAts, who keep voting for #WhiteNationalismWhiteSupremacy against their own economic, political, and social interests for years and making the inequality grow to levels never seen before. While tariffs and the stupid #2026IranWar costing everyone thousands of dollars and some even their livelihood the majority of #RepublicanVoters still support the #OrangeFelon and with the gerrymandering in place in red states the #GOP might lose the popular vote by a mile but still win the electoral votes... Thanks to #SCOTUSCorruptus and a basically undemocratic system #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #YouCantFixStupid
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Giant angry spoiled man baby texts #Norway to whine about his lack of #NobelPeacePrize and confirms that snub lead to his need to raise EU tariffs, end his interest in #Peace, and that he will eventually steal #Greenland anyhow because he can.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/europe/trump-norway-nobel-prize-snub-intl #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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Giant angry spoiled man baby texts #Norway to whine about his lack of #NobelPeacePrize and confirms that snub lead to his need to raise EU tariffs, end his interest in #Peace, and that he will eventually steal #Greenland anyhow because he can.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/europe/trump-norway-nobel-prize-snub-intl #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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Giant angry spoiled man baby texts #Norway to whine about his lack of #NobelPeacePrize and confirms that snub lead to his need to raise EU tariffs, end his interest in #Peace, and that he will eventually steal #Greenland anyhow because he can.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/europe/trump-norway-nobel-prize-snub-intl #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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#FBI seek #OrangeCounty #RealityTV producer that fled #USA prosecution for #Dubai after defrauding a bank of million$ by claiming she was an heiress...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/us/true-crime-producer-most-wanted-list #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #ButIGuessSheDid !
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#FBI seek #OrangeCounty #RealityTV producer that fled #USA prosecution for #Dubai after defrauding a bank of million$ by claiming she was an heiress...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/us/true-crime-producer-most-wanted-list #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #ButIGuessSheDid !
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#FBI seek #OrangeCounty #RealityTV producer that fled #USA prosecution for #Dubai after defrauding a bank of million$ by claiming she was an heiress...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/us/true-crime-producer-most-wanted-list #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #ButIGuessSheDid !
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#ICYMI following cease & desist letter from #TrumpOrg the co-owner of #MAGA friendly #Trump themed burger restaurants in #Tejas arrested by #KristiNoem #ICE detail and set to be deported back to his home country.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5443975-trump-burger-owner-deportation/amp/
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#ICYMI following cease & desist letter from #TrumpOrg the co-owner of #MAGA friendly #Trump themed burger restaurants in #Tejas arrested by #KristiNoem #ICE detail and set to be deported back to his home country.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5443975-trump-burger-owner-deportation/amp/
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42 yr old white male madman #Xtian #Terrorist who went on stabbing spree outside #Michigan #WalMart had recently authored a book about his relationship with #JesusChrist and is an apparent #MMA #MartialArts enthusiast.
Knife wielding suspect Bradford
James Gille was stopped by an #ArmedCivilian #OpenCarry enthusiast ...#YouCantMakeThisShitUp #AmuricaFkYeah
https://apnews.com/article/walmart-stabbing-michigan-341fb14f1bc715243b3780a3d7eabda0
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42 yr old white male madman #Xtian #Terrorist who went on stabbing spree outside #Michigan #WalMart had recently authored a book about his relationship with #JesusChrist and is an apparent #MMA #MartialArts enthusiast.
Knife wielding suspect Bradford
James Gille was stopped by an #ArmedCivilian #OpenCarry enthusiast ...#YouCantMakeThisShitUp #AmuricaFkYeah
https://apnews.com/article/walmart-stabbing-michigan-341fb14f1bc715243b3780a3d7eabda0
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Photos and pages about the World War Two bomber Enola Gay have been deleted by the Defense Department as the plane was considered far too homosexual for the impressionable youth of America
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Photos and pages about the World War Two bomber Enola Gay have been deleted by the Defense Department as the plane was considered far too homosexual for the impressionable youth of America
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Photos and pages about the World War Two bomber Enola Gay have been deleted by the Defense Department as the plane was considered far too homosexual for the impressionable youth of America
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Photos and pages about the World War Two bomber Enola Gay have been deleted by the Defense Department as the plane was considered far too homosexual for the impressionable youth of America
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Photos and pages about the World War Two bomber Enola Gay have been deleted by the Defense Department as the plane was considered far too homosexual for the impressionable youth of America
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CA Gov Newsom's loan of state highway patrol officers to understaffed #Oakland last yr resulted in confiscation of 139 #firearms, and over 1400 arrests. To continue the cooperation, Gov has reached out to #OPD and city officials demanding the city change it's strict vehicular pursuit policy that he believes is hindering #LawEnforcement and making the city a magnet for criminal conduct.
Over the past year, #CHP patrol cars conducted almost 2 chases a day of suspects while Oakland's own larger #Police presence, participated in little over 1 a wk.
City officials follow the restraints of their decade old "no pursuit" #policy that was adopted to create trust with “low income and people of color”, and has reduced dangerous hi-speed chases that resulted in tragic and expensive civilian injury incidents, and chases that ultimately had little impact on conviction rates or total crimes committed.
As #PolicePursuits and associated arrests in Oakland decreased significantly, critics say the corresponding large jump in citywide #CrimeRate has created a perfect climate for lawbreakers to run wild.
Meanwhile a city with an ever increasing number of closed corporate HQs, empty commercial storefronts, stadiums & hotels, finds out the resulting falling tax ba$e from stagnant #PropertyValues that then further thin out public school budgets and other public services all tell the tortuous tale.
https://www.oaklandreport.org/p/governor-newsom-gives-oakland-an
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CA Gov Newsom's loan of state highway patrol officers to understaffed #Oakland last yr resulted in confiscation of 139 #firearms, and over 1400 arrests. To continue the cooperation, Gov has reached out to #OPD and city officials demanding the city change it's strict vehicular pursuit policy that he believes is hindering #LawEnforcement and making the city a magnet for criminal conduct.
Over the past year, #CHP patrol cars conducted almost 2 chases a day of suspects while Oakland's own larger #Police presence, participated in little over 1 a wk.
City officials follow the restraints of their decade old "no pursuit" #policy that was adopted to create trust with “low income and people of color”, and has reduced dangerous hi-speed chases that resulted in tragic and expensive civilian injury incidents, and chases that ultimately had little impact on conviction rates or total crimes committed.
As #PolicePursuits and associated arrests in Oakland decreased significantly, critics say the corresponding large jump in citywide #CrimeRate has created a perfect climate for lawbreakers to run wild.
Meanwhile a city with an ever increasing number of closed corporate HQs, empty commercial storefronts, stadiums & hotels, finds out the resulting falling tax ba$e from stagnant #PropertyValues that then further thin out public school budgets and other public services all tell the tortuous tale.
https://www.oaklandreport.org/p/governor-newsom-gives-oakland-an
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#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle
https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating
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#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle
https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating
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#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle
https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating
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#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle
https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating
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#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle
https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating
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#WTF Dept: #RWNJ #Milo Alleges #Kanye Got Hooked On #Nitrous Provided By Top Doc That Installed Fake Gems In Celeb #Rapper Mouths
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/kanye-west-chief-of-staff-nitrous-oxide-1234903939/ #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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#WTF Dept: #RWNJ #Milo Alleges #Kanye Allegedly Hooked On #Nitrous Provided By Top Doc That Installed Fake Gems In Celeb Rapper Mouths
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/kanye-west-chief-of-staff-nitrous-oxide-1234903939/ #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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#WTF Dept: #RWNJ #Milo Alleges #Kanye Allegedly Hooked On #Nitrous Provided By Top Doc That Installed Fake Gems In Celeb Rapper Mouths
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/kanye-west-chief-of-staff-nitrous-oxide-1234903939/ #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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#WTF Dept: #RWNJ #Milo Alleges #Kanye Got Hooked On #Nitrous Provided By Top Doc That Installed Fake Gems In Celeb #Rapper Mouths
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/kanye-west-chief-of-staff-nitrous-oxide-1234903939/ #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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#WTF Dept: #RWNJ #Milo Alleges #Kanye Allegedly Hooked On #Nitrous Provided By Top Doc That Installed Fake Gems In Celeb Rapper Mouths
https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/kanye-west-chief-of-staff-nitrous-oxide-1234903939/ #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
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So yesterday I posted on my RL #Facebook that I've come over to Mastodon, yay no ads or algorithms, and shared my handle for any RL peeps who wanted to follow me here.
This morning I got a 'your post has been removed for being suspected spam'. Apparently I 'tried to get likes/shares/follows in a misleading way'.
Misleading as in... leading people off the beaten Meta path?
#YouCantMakeThisShitUp :um: 🤦♀️
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#disbarred ex #DOJ and #USAID employee who pled guilty 5 yrs ago in 2018, finally sentenced after testifying in #snitch role in twisted scheme involving co-founder of #Fugees , Malayasian #Billionaire #JhoLow, disgraced #Trump tainted #RNC finance chair #EliotBroidy. Other parts of complex #1MDB bribery and conspiracy plot Higginbotham got messed up in included #SteveBannon's exiled Chinese billionaire patron #GuoWengui, Vegas hotelier #SteveWynn, a stake in a 46 story #CentralPark hotel once owned by #LeonaHelmsley in #NYC and another witness who testified to receiving millions in gifts from Low was #LeonardoDiCaprio
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/11/07/ex-doj-employee-sentenced-fugee-financial-scheme/
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#disbarred ex #DOJ and #USAID employee who pled guilty 5 yrs ago in 2018, finally sentenced after testifying in #snitch role in twisted scheme involving co-founder of #Fugees , Malayasian #Billionaire #JhoLow, disgraced #Trump tainted #RNC finance chair #EliotBroidy. Other parts of complex #1MDB bribery and conspiracy plot Higginbotham got messed up in included #SteveBannon's exiled Chinese billionaire patron #GuoWengui, Vegas hotelier #SteveWynn, a stake in a 46 story #CentralPark hotel once owned by #LeonaHelmsley in #NYC and another witness who testified to receiving millions in gifts from Low was #LeonardoDiCaprio
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/11/07/ex-doj-employee-sentenced-fugee-financial-scheme/
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#disbarred ex #DOJ and #USAID employee who pled guilty 5 yrs ago in 2018, finally sentenced after testifying in #snitch role in twisted scheme involving co-founder of #Fugees , Malayasian #Billionaire #JhoLow, disgraced #Trump tainted #RNC finance chair #EliotBroidy. Other parts of complex #1MDB bribery and conspiracy plot Higginbotham got messed up in included #SteveBannon's exiled Chinese billionaire patron #GuoWengui, Vegas hotelier #SteveWynn, a stake in a 46 story #CentralPark hotel once owned by #LeonaHelmsley in #NYC and another witness who testified to receiving millions in gifts from Low was #LeonardoDiCaprio
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/11/07/ex-doj-employee-sentenced-fugee-financial-scheme/
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During a House Rules Committee hearing, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) called on President Biden to pull the United States out of NATO, saying the alliance is “not a reliable partner.”
#newsjunkie #Newstodon #news #MAGA #stupidpolitics #MTG #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #freepress #truth #truthmatters #truthsocialnot
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During a House Rules Committee hearing, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) called on President Biden to pull the United States out of NATO, saying the alliance is “not a reliable partner.”
#newsjunkie #Newstodon #news #MAGA #stupidpolitics #MTG #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #freepress #truth #truthmatters #truthsocialnot
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During a House Rules Committee hearing, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) called on President Biden to pull the United States out of NATO, saying the alliance is “not a reliable partner.”
#newsjunkie #Newstodon #news #MAGA #stupidpolitics #MTG #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #freepress #truth #truthmatters #truthsocialnot
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During a House Rules Committee hearing, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) called on President Biden to pull the United States out of NATO, saying the alliance is “not a reliable partner.”
#newsjunkie #Newstodon #news #MAGA #stupidpolitics #MTG #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #freepress #truth #truthmatters #truthsocialnot
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Boring Billionaire #MelonHusk now sinking to new lows and privately paying his fave misogynist retrobates to post the most incel inspiring and lowly libturd baiting #conservative #content on his dying #RWNJ pissing match platform
