#yellowpowder — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #yellowpowder, aggregated by home.social.
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Possibly the funniest conclusion from a scientific #preprint:
"It is the author’s firm belief that the last 400 years of chemistry research have led us to this; a moment in which we as a society can finally break free of the yellow powder chains that have held us down for so long and step into a golden age of advancement. Surely that is worth the paperwork to bring some explosives into your analytical chemistry laboratory and load it into the most expensive equipment you’re allowed to use and just see how it goes? It’s what the alchemists would have wanted. Make them proud."
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Possibly the funniest conclusion from a scientific #preprint:
"It is the author’s firm belief that the last 400 years of chemistry research have led us to this; a moment in which we as a society can finally break free of the yellow powder chains that have held us down for so long and step into a golden age of advancement. Surely that is worth the paperwork to bring some explosives into your analytical chemistry laboratory and load it into the most expensive equipment you’re allowed to use and just see how it goes? It’s what the alchemists would have wanted. Make them proud."
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Possibly the funniest conclusion from a scientific #preprint:
"It is the author’s firm belief that the last 400 years of chemistry research have led us to this; a moment in which we as a society can finally break free of the yellow powder chains that have held us down for so long and step into a golden age of advancement. Surely that is worth the paperwork to bring some explosives into your analytical chemistry laboratory and load it into the most expensive equipment you’re allowed to use and just see how it goes? It’s what the alchemists would have wanted. Make them proud."
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Possibly the funniest conclusion from a scientific #preprint:
"It is the author’s firm belief that the last 400 years of chemistry research have led us to this; a moment in which we as a society can finally break free of the yellow powder chains that have held us down for so long and step into a golden age of advancement. Surely that is worth the paperwork to bring some explosives into your analytical chemistry laboratory and load it into the most expensive equipment you’re allowed to use and just see how it goes? It’s what the alchemists would have wanted. Make them proud."
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Possibly the funniest conclusion from a scientific #preprint:
"It is the author’s firm belief that the last 400 years of chemistry research have led us to this; a moment in which we as a society can finally break free of the yellow powder chains that have held us down for so long and step into a golden age of advancement. Surely that is worth the paperwork to bring some explosives into your analytical chemistry laboratory and load it into the most expensive equipment you’re allowed to use and just see how it goes? It’s what the alchemists would have wanted. Make them proud."