#yellowbeard — Public Fediverse posts

Yesterday, while I lay in bed exhausted by malfunctioning guts, I further punished myself by watching the movie Yellowbeard on Tubi. I wanted to see it because it featured a couple of the Monty Python crew as well as Cheech and Chong, but holy shit, is it ever terrible. The acting itself wasn’t bad, but there wasn’t a single funny joke in the entire show. I didn’t crack a smile even once. Rape jokes were a running gag throughout the film. I have to wonder about the female actors in the film. What incredibly awful roles they had. I guess it was a paycheque for them, at least. The only female character who wasn’t the subject of rape jokes was a little girl of about seven, and the big joke about her was when she got kicked into a pile of trash in an alley. Just wow. #Yellowbeard #Rape #RapeCulture #MontyPython #movies #CheechAndChong

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#PennyPointsToParadise (51) #LetsGoCrazy (51)
#DownAmongTheZMen (52) #CallingAllCars (54)
#AKidForTwoFarthings (55) #WatchYourStern (60)
#TheRisk (60) #AliceThroughTheLookingBox (60)
#InvasionQuartet (61) #WhatAWhopper (61)
#PostmansKnock (62) #TheBedSittingRoom (69)
#CuecumberCastle (70) #AnAppleADay (71)
#TheMagnificentSevenDeadlySins (71)
#RentADick (72) #Moonshadow (72)
#TheThreeMusketeers (73) #TheCherryPicker (74)
#ManAboutTheHouse (74) #LostInTheWild (76)
#TheHoundOfTheBaskervilles (78) #LifeOfBrian (79)
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#PennyPointsToParadise (51) #LetsGoCrazy (51)
#DownAmongTheZMen (52) #CallingAllCars (54)
#AKidForTwoFarthings (55) #WatchYourStern (60)
#TheRisk (60) #AliceThroughTheLookingBox (60)
#InvasionQuartet (61) #WhatAWhopper (61)
#PostmansKnock (62) #TheBedSittingRoom (69)
#CuecumberCastle (70) #AnAppleADay (71)
#TheMagnificentSevenDeadlySins (71)
#RentADick (72) #Moonshadow (72)
#TheThreeMusketeers (73) #TheCherryPicker (74)
#ManAboutTheHouse (74) #LostInTheWild (76)
#TheHoundOfTheBaskervilles (78) #LifeOfBrian (79)
#Yellowbeard (83) #TheBigFreeze (93)

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#PennyPointsToParadise (51) #LetsGoCrazy (51)
#DownAmongTheZMen (52) #CallingAllCars (54)
#AKidForTwoFarthings (55) #WatchYourStern (60)
#TheRisk (60) #AliceThroughTheLookingBox (60)
#InvasionQuartet (61) #WhatAWhopper (61)
#PostmansKnock (62) #TheBedSittingRoom (69)
#CuecumberCastle (70) #AnAppleADay (71)
#TheMagnificentSevenDeadlySins (71)
#RentADick (72) #Moonshadow (72)
#TheThreeMusketeers (73) #TheCherryPicker (74)
#ManAboutTheHouse (74) #LostInTheWild (76)
#TheHoundOfTheBaskervilles (78) #LifeOfBrian (79)
#Yellowbeard (83) #TheBigFreeze (93)

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#ThePiedPiper (72) #TheaterOfBlood (73) #BarryLyndon (75) #WatershipDown (78) #TheTalkingParcel (78) #TheTempest (80)
#Shogun (80) #Ivanhoe (82) #KingLear (82) #Gandhi (82)
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#TheTroubleWithSpies (87) #DarkObsession (89)

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#AGirlMustLive (39) #BandWaggon (40) #SecretFlight (46) #Nightbeat (47) #Libel (48) #GoodTimeGirl (48) #PassportToPimlico (49)
#TheAstonishedHeart (50) #TheMagicBox (51) #TheHourOf13 (52) #WickedWife (53) #ForbiddenCargo (54) #TheWarriors (55) #AlexanderTheGreat (56) #NoTimeForTears (57) #IAccuse (58)
#SinkTheBismarck (60) #ElCid (61) #Cleopatra (63) #GenghisKhan (65) #Khartoum (66) #TheJokers (67) #WhereEaglesDare (68) #AnneOfTheThosandDays (69) #FuttocksEnd (70) #UpPompeii (71)
#ThePiedPiper (72) #TheaterOfBlood (73) #BarryLyndon (75) #WatershipDown (78) #TheTalkingParcel (78) #TheTempest (80)
#Shogun (80) #Ivanhoe (82) #KingLear (82) #Gandhi (82)
#Yellowbeard (83) #Labyrinth (86) #Comrades (86)
#TheTroubleWithSpies (87) #DarkObsession (89)

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#AGirlMustLive (39) #BandWaggon (40) #SecretFlight (46) #Nightbeat (47) #Libel (48) #GoodTimeGirl (48) #PassportToPimlico (49)
#TheAstonishedHeart (50) #TheMagicBox (51) #TheHourOf13 (52) #WickedWife (53) #ForbiddenCargo (54) #TheWarriors (55) #AlexanderTheGreat (56) #NoTimeForTears (57) #IAccuse (58)
#SinkTheBismarck (60) #ElCid (61) #Cleopatra (63) #GenghisKhan (65) #Khartoum (66) #TheJokers (67) #WhereEaglesDare (68) #AnneOfTheThosandDays (69) #FuttocksEnd (70) #UpPompeii (71)
#ThePiedPiper (72) #TheaterOfBlood (73) #BarryLyndon (75) #WatershipDown (78) #TheTalkingParcel (78) #TheTempest (80)
#Shogun (80) #Ivanhoe (82) #KingLear (82) #Gandhi (82)
#Yellowbeard (83) #Labyrinth (86) #Comrades (86)
#TheTroubleWithSpies (87) #DarkObsession (89)

#GoneButNotForgotten
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