#xena — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #xena, aggregated by home.social.
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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141: Republican #Xena
Her answer to Hillary's book "It Takes A Village" is "Take The Village!"
Her stand on defense is "Kill 'em all!"
She gave Solon up for adoption because she is pro-life.
She let Callisto sink into quicksand because she is pro-death penalty.
She tells Eli to stop healing people for free like a commie and pull himself up by his own bootstraps -- but he's wearing sandals.
She interrupts one of Gabrielle's stories and accuses her of being "biased" by the "Athenian democracy media."
When she introduces her sidekick she sometimes slips and says, "This is my tax credit -- I mean my best friend -- Gabrielle."
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141: Republican #Xena
Her answer to Hillary's book "It Takes A Village" is "Take The Village!"
Her stand on defense is "Kill 'em all!"
She gave Solon up for adoption because she is pro-life.
She let Callisto sink into quicksand because she is pro-death penalty.
She tells Eli to stop healing people for free like a commie and pull himself up by his own bootstraps -- but he's wearing sandals.
She interrupts one of Gabrielle's stories and accuses her of being "biased" by the "Athenian democracy media."
When she introduces her sidekick she sometimes slips and says, "This is my tax credit -- I mean my best friend -- Gabrielle."
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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17-Jul-2026
#AncientEgyptian #princesses born 4,000 years ago were skilled #archers, new study shows
Strong muscle attachments and healed fractures show that royal women could use the #weapons they were buried with — but also that high status didn’t prevent hardship^^no mention of #xena though ...
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17-Jul-2026
#AncientEgyptian #princesses born 4,000 years ago were skilled #archers, new study shows
Strong muscle attachments and healed fractures show that royal women could use the #weapons they were buried with — but also that high status didn’t prevent hardship^^no mention of #xena though ...
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New episode! Slip into your ballgown and slap on a tiara, because this week's Dollar Bin Discovery theme is "Pretty Pretty Princess!" Mike checked out some action-intense royalty with Xena: Warrior Princess #1, while Jessika opted for more precious content with Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld #1.
Listen anywhere but Spotify!
#Podcast #Xena #Amethyst #1980s #1990s #Comics -
I think they should retcon the end of #Xena and bring her back. Like full continuation, with Lucy Lawless.
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Gabby Gab in tha HOUSE!
Pickin' at a LOUSE!
Scratchin' my arms
and eatin' a MOUSE!
I'm phat on the street,
hangin' wit ma POSSE!
Joxer's alright
But Xena's so BOSSY!
I got no SKILLS!
Can't pay my BILLS!
Can't afford to buy me
A new set of QUILLS!
I'm an irritating PAIN,
Obnoxious and VAIN!
InSANE in the BRAIN
from too much HENBANE!
Infected with tha GROOVE,
I bust a MOVE!
I sleep with #Xena
But there's nothing you can PROVE!
I'm wicked and DOPE!
The mother of HOPE!
Tell me you love me
And we can ELOPE -
Gabby Gab in tha HOUSE!
Pickin' at a LOUSE!
Scratchin' my arms
and eatin' a MOUSE!
I'm phat on the street,
hangin' wit ma POSSE!
Joxer's alright
But Xena's so BOSSY!
I got no SKILLS!
Can't pay my BILLS!
Can't afford to buy me
A new set of QUILLS!
I'm an irritating PAIN,
Obnoxious and VAIN!
InSANE in the BRAIN
from too much HENBANE!
Infected with tha GROOVE,
I bust a MOVE!
I sleep with #Xena
But there's nothing you can PROVE!
I'm wicked and DOPE!
The mother of HOPE!
Tell me you love me
And we can ELOPE -
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Day 2: 2 (so far)
Total: 4I love the stupid chipmunks. They invaded my rock garden (!) including burrows in planters and in a few plant spots, side yard (which is now partially collapsing), under my deck, and far back yard.
They crossed from being "Aww, chippies!" into "SLAY! CHIPPIES! ⚔️ "
I am now Xena Warrior Princess, but pest control. 😔 Hate it x1,000.
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Day 2: 2 (so far)
Total: 4I love the stupid chipmunks. They invaded my rock garden (!) including burrows in planters and in a few plant spots, side yard (which is now partially collapsing), under my deck, and far back yard.
They crossed from being "Aww, chippies!" into "SLAY! CHIPPIES! ⚔️ "
I am now Xena Warrior Princess, but pest control. 😔 Hate it x1,000.
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Xena - La Princesa Guerrera
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Bregeon recadre Genevard après son déjeuner avec Xenia Fedorova: "Il ne faut pas que ça se reproduise", affirme la porte-parole du gouvernement sur RMC. Ni elle, ni Nunez, Lecornu ou Darmanin, n'ont expliqué la présence en France de Xenia Fedorova, une "propagandiste à la botte du Kremlin", comme l'appelle Bregeon à la télé. "En Macronie, on ne découvre les choses que quand elles sont rendues publiques", grince un ancien conseiller
#Politique #Xena #Russie #Poutine #Gouvernement #Bollore #Off
