#worsttimeline — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #worsttimeline, aggregated by home.social.
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What 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 Time 👏🏾 To 👏🏾 Be Alive. 😮💨🫤
"Army unit offers 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as reenlistment incentive"
"Some U.S. military members who are itching to play a video game they've anticipated for over a decade can trade a commitment for several more years of their life in uniform for a few days off to play Grand Theft Auto VI." - CBS News
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-theft-auto-army-reenlistment-bonus/
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I'm noticing a big shift in myself: once a fan of 22 Minutes and The Beaverton, I now have no stomach for political satire. Literally - I feel ill engaging with it.
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I blocked three accounts today from people who claim they were from Gaza and had profiles featuring their kids and horror stories.
I’m sorry. Even if you’re real, I JUST CANNOT make you part of my life in any way. There’s enough shit raining down on us here; I refuse to carry your shit, too.
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I wonder if the COVID toilet paper hoarders are laughing themselves to the bank over 2026 diarrhea lettuce. 🥲
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Went to sleep witnessing the birth of the first trillionaire, woke up to the US cutting the world off from AI.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool …
#ai #sovereignTechFund #sovereignAI #worstTimeline #aislop #stopai #us #trump #spaceX
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I'm just gonna say it. From a pure comedy perspective, dumbocrats, *with* the "b," would have been funnier.
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@Richard_Littler
🤦♂️ jfcYou'd *think* the fucking thing would simply give you the most googled or most played, but noooooo
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"Why Is Everybody Lying About What AI and 'Agents' Can Actually Do?
Probably the weirdest thing about this entire era is how nobody wants to talk about the fact that AI isn’t actually doing very much, and that AI agents are just chatbots plugged into an API."
<< AI is Really Weird >>
Where's Your Ed At newsletter, by @Zitron
Apr. 8th, 2026 -
A one-chord song that speaks to the 'lies' of our current timeline
My Turning Point - Mothers Milk -
@GezThePez @Remittancegirl
"Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness."
- Thomas Ligotti
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Recently I've been asked to rate my experience of:
- A delivery of zero items
- A tree taking down a power line
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I remember this episode of Black Mirror
https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/robot-dog-patrols-data-centers-ai-infrastructure-buildout/ -
@randahl @User47 "We" (the US) can't say shit about any of this when you consider what we're doing to the rest of the world. I'm embarrassed to be American. #WorstTimeline
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@zackwhittaker
Constitution...?
We don't need no stinkin' Constitution.USA...! USA...! USA...! USA...! etc.
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@EuromaidanPress
Fuck the IOC. Fuck the Olympics. Fuck the World Cup.Fuck all these backwards upside down shitheads.
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@AnarchoNinaAnalyzes
They're actually doing the opposite of what they are legally bound to do.Not that it matters a single iota.
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@MichaelEMann
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"As history confirms, people will change their minds about almost anything, from which god they worship to how they style their hair. But when it comes to existential judgments, human beings in general have an unfalteringly good opinion of themselves and their condition in this world and are steadfastly confident they are not a collection of self-conscious nothings."
- Thomas Ligotti
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@Natasha_Jay
Hours of fear and depression interrupted by moments of joyless shadudenfreude.
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The next time you’re in a grocery store in the United States you should ask yourself: do the managers, executives, and board members eat this product themselves? Or are they making garbage and think you’re garbage and that’s why they insist on selling it to you?
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No - I promise that I am “not high” - but the following occurred to me when I woke up…
So, currently many people say “this is the worst timeline” - and that could still be true.
However, I think that the way things are going this “timeline” is either a simulation - or someone’s work of “speculative fiction”…
This is the pivotal crux point where “it all goes off the rails”.
Nazi fascists are back in power, the climate is going to collapse, the billionaires are running amok, there are just so many things that seem like “plot points” or “what if” events (if a simulation).
Not that it matters to us who are in it - we are bound by the overall rules/narrative and consequences will occur.
What is also interesting to think about is… Who are the “main characters”?
#simulationtheory #worsttimeline #fiction #philosophy #simulation #simulations #ai
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𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘮: 𝘋𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘋𝘪𝘷𝘦
by #FrancescaFiorentini"This administration is unwell. Their online posting habits are evidence enough. If they were a friend we’d probably recommend touching grass. Or therapy. But they are not our friends -- rather, they are wannabe fascists who are disappearing immigrants and demonizing anyone who disagrees with them.
In this deep dive Francesca explores how Trump’s propaganda derives from the very bowels of the internet that Trump’s victories have pulled from: the gamers, the incels, the 4chan and 8chan white nationalists...
...It’s extra rich that FBI director Kash Patel claims he’s ‘going after nihilistic extremists who were radicalized online’. He should start by looking in the mirror."
#TheBitchuationRoom #WhiteNationalism #WhiteSupremacy #KnowYourMeme #AIslop #propaganda #HostileGovernmentTakeover #technofascism #WorstTimeline
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TFW you have a new meme-ish reaction to use and you're waiting for the world to deliver some positive posts you can use it in response to...
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jfcWorst. Timeline. Ever.
"Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness."
- Thomas Ligotti
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@andrewg
I'm not from the UK...
What is the RNLI?I'm glad you asked!
The RNLI is the Royal National Lifeboat Institution...a group of people Saving Lives at Sea.IF you have to defend these people, you can rest assured we do indeed live in THE WORST-FUCKING-TIMELINE EVER.
I hate this fucking planet.
#doomed
#worsttimeline
Royal National Lifeboat Institution website:
https://rnli.org/