#worldtoiletday — Public Fediverse posts

“Thus today the net balance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave; so every time you go to the lavatory there, it is vitally important to get a receipt.”

Bethselamin | Hitchhikers | Fandom
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Bethselamin

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On #WorldToiletDay, learn what Thomas Crapper really did: https://toilet-guru.com/thomas-crapper.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, learn how astronauts (and cosmonauts, and taikonauts) use the toilet in space: https://toilet-guru.com/spacecraft.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

On #WorldToiletDay, learn the Zoroastrian toilet rules: https://toilet-guru.com/zoroastrian.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, consider William S Burroughs' thoughts on being the Commissioner of Sewers: https://toilet-guru.com/wsb-sewers.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, see Woodrow Wilson's toilets and sinks: https://toilet-guru.com/woodrow-wilson.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, visit some toilets with scenic views: https://toilet-guru.com/views.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, travel back in time to mid-20th-century America: https://toilet-guru.com/usa20th.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, experience the not-especially-nice toilets of the USA: https://toilet-guru.com/usa.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, discover what a Urikeginal is: https://toilet-guru.com/urikeginal.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, learn how public toilets appear, disappear, and are controlled for political reasons: https://toilet-guru.com/public-toilets.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, be careful you don't sink your #submarine with careless toilet use: https://toilet-guru.com/submarine.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, see Harry Truman's airborne toilet: https://toilet-guru.com/truman.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, seize the means of production on your way to Leon Trotsky's toilet: https://toilet-guru.com/trotsky.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, realize that not everything that looks like a toilet really is one: https://toilet-guru.com/trompe-loeil.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, visit the toilets on board trains: https://toilet-guru.com/train.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, cop a urination with Tom Wolfe: https://toilet-guru.com/tom-wolfe.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, see Theodore Roosevelt's chamber pot: https://toilet-guru.com/theodore-roosevelt.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, visit the Toilets of Terror: https://toilet-guru.com/terror.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, realize that there are toilets in the #NewYorkCity subway: https://toilet-guru.com/subway/?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, marvel over these peeing statues: https://toilet-guru.com/statues.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, learn how true power means not caring about privacy: https://toilet-guru.com/power-and-privacy.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, realize that both prisons and college bars have stainless steel toilets: https://toilet-guru.com/stainless.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, puzzle over some strange toilet signs: https://toilet-guru.com/signage.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, learn why they're called "heads" onboard ships: https://toilet-guru.com/ship.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, see what could have been #Shakespeare's chamber pot, the Bard's own thunder mug: https://toilet-guru.com/shakespeare.html?s=mb

On #WorldToiletDay, make a note to use Sebastian Junger's toilet the next time you're in #NewYorkCity: https://toilet-guru.com/sebastian-junger.html?s=mb

#Welttoilettentag: Milliarden Menschen haben nach wie vor keine saubere, sichere #Toilette. Auch wenn der Anteil der Bevölkerung mit Zugang zu sicheren Sanitäranlagen laut WHO und Unicef in den letzten Jahren gestiegen ist, waren 2023 noch 42 % weltweit davon ausgeschlossen. Zehn Jahre zuvor war es noch mehr als die Hälfte (54 %). Zugang zu einer angemessenen Sanitärversorgung für alle bis 2030 ist eines der UN-Nachhaltigkeitsziele. Mehr dazu gibt's hier: https://sdg-indikatoren.de

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Tomorrow is #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

@bobthetraveler
Bob, our toilet is 20" tall at seat. I'm sure it's odd to most people.
After being hit by a car in a Rome crosswalk, 3 ys back, I love my made in Mexico tall thrown...
Bill
#NorthBendWa North America
#WorldToiletDay #pnw

With just one week until #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

On #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

Tomorrow is #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

With just one week until #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

On #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

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#SundayPunday

The best way to align a toilet is to keep it flush with the wall.

Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
but they’re a solid number 2.

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The best way to align a toilet is to keep it flush with the wall.

Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
but they’re a solid number 2.

So, they just told on the radio, that today is the International Men's Day

AND

World Toilet Day.

Is there a deeper message, here?

Onkohan universumilla tässä nyt joku viesti?

Tänään on kansainvälinen #miestenpäivä

JA

maailman #vessapäivä.

#WorldToiletDay #InternationalMensDay #ToiletDay #MensDay #man #men #toilet #wc #vessa #mies #miehet #lavatory #loo #veski #bathroom

So, they just told on the radio, that today is the International Men's Day

AND

World Toilet Day.

Is there a deeper message, here?

Onkohan universumilla tässä nyt joku viesti?

Tänään on kansainvälinen #miestenpäivä

JA

maailman #vessapäivä.

#WorldToiletDay #InternationalMensDay #ToiletDay #MensDay #man #men #toilet #wc #vessa #mies #miehet #lavatory #loo #veski #bathroom

Tomorrow is #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel

With just one week until #WorldToiletDay, prepare for disaster with a Toilet Snorkel: https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.html?s=mb #toiletsnorkel