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"Functionality" again this morning. Why do the #wordmunters torment me so?
Please, when you are typing "functionality", stop. Or, stop at "fun". Fun is a perfectly useful word, one with meaning and heart. A little ripper.
Use Fun in a sentence. Go on, try it.

Phew, that's better. Take a breath. Count to ten. Reflect on your own sins. Reach out a hand of conciliation and forgiveness.

And then, take "functionality" and shove it up its own arsehole with a piripiri dressing.

There's no place in polite discourse for "#functionality". Friends don't let friends functionaliticate.
Just say NO.

"Functionality" again this morning. Why do the #wordmunters torment me so?
Please, when you are typing "functionality", stop. Or, stop at "fun". Fun is a perfectly useful word, one with meaning and heart. A little ripper.
Use Fun in a sentence. Go on, try it.

Phew, that's better. Take a breath. Count to ten. Reflect on your own sins. Reach out a hand of conciliation and forgiveness.

And then, take "functionality" and shove it up its own arsehole with a piripiri dressing.

There's no place in polite discourse for "#functionality". Friends don't let friends functionaliticate.
Just say NO.