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It is TOWER SALE season and there have been some REALLY GOOD ones happening in the REALM this year. The wizard in the tower on the on the other side of the valley was selling EXPIRED SPELL SCROLLS for 4 SILVER EACH. I don't normally buy EXPIRED SPELL SCROLLS because of the CASTING FAILURE CHANCE, but when they only cost 4 SILVER it is ANOTHER MATTER ENTIRELY. I also got a RUG I think will look VERY NICE in my STUDY.

Magic is real insofar energy does not simply evaporate. Therefore, I have written a script that keeps casting minor spells for hours and hours. Eventually it will take.

#magic #it #programming #wizardposting

Magic is real insofar energy does not simply evaporate. Therefore, I have written a script that keeps casting minor spells for hours and hours. Eventually it will take.

#magic #it #programming #wizardposting

Magic is real insofar energy does not simply evaporate. Therefore, I have written a script that keeps casting minor spells for hours and hours. Eventually it will take.

#magic #it #programming #wizardposting

Magic is real insofar energy does not simply evaporate. Therefore, I have written a script that keeps casting minor spells for hours and hours. Eventually it will take.

#magic #it #programming #wizardposting

Magic is real insofar energy does not simply evaporate. Therefore, I have written a script that keeps casting minor spells for hours and hours. Eventually it will take.

#magic #it #programming #wizardposting

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Ah. So that's why my PROTEIN SHAKE was UNUSUALLY BLUE.

Thank goodness! It is beginning to WEAR OFF.

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Are you sure you didn't mix up your HEALTH POTION with the potion that makes all colored text appear RED?

I MAY have mixed up my MANA POTION with my POTION THAT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU SAY BLUE.

WHAT? Why is it BLUE?

Has anyone ENCHANTED any cool WEAPONS lately?

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I've seen ALL OF THESE in REAL LIFE.

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Top two favorite spells? :u

1. LIGHTNING. It is a CLASSIC.
2. LESSER FROST CONJURATION. It is an APPRENTICE-LEVEL SPELL but my FAMILIAR loves chasing the conjurations around the tower. The conjurations from GREATER FROST CONJURATION are too big and they SCARE HER.

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A FEW. I definitely did NOT have to go back to the GNOMISH BAKERY for another DOZEN.

Today I learned a spell to TOAST A BAGEL. It is supposed to be a spell to REFORGE A RING but it does not check the ring's MATERIAL, and if you cancel about a second into casting the bagel will NOT be DESTROYED.

If you have been PONDERING your ORB for a while, perhaps it is time to go on a JAUNT, lest SCRYING SICKNESS set in. Even a BRIEF JAUNT helps.

I am currently doing QUESTS in the CURSED BOG. If you're in the area you can JOIN MY PARTY.

I am currently doing QUESTS in the CURSED BOG. If you're in the area you can JOIN MY PARTY.

I am currently doing QUESTS in the CURSED BOG. If you're in the area you can JOIN MY PARTY.

I am currently doing QUESTS in the CURSED BOG. If you're in the area you can JOIN MY PARTY.

I am currently doing QUESTS in the CURSED BOG. If you're in the area you can JOIN MY PARTY.

There sure are a lot of BEASTFOLK on this WEB-SITE.

I crawled FOUR DUNGEONS today trying to earn back all the GOLD COINS the LEPRECHAUNS stole. It is EXHAUSTING, but I can feel myself GROWING STRONGER.

The LEPRECHAUNS got into my SAVINGS. My CHEST of GOLD and JEWELS is now a mere CHEST of JEWELS.

How many Wizards are on Mastodon? We should have some sort of... Wizard Conclave.

If you know any real, actual Wizards that are on here, please boost and/or tag them in this so we can find one another.

A couple of quick qualifications:
- Grand Wizards need not apply
- Neither do TERF Wizards. Fuck JK Rowling

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Does anybody know of any cool dice that have useful words or symbols or anything like that on them?

I am working on a brand new divination method wherein I have a bag full of random dice, and when I need an answer to things I just pull out a handful of dice and see what the universe has to offer. So far I've got a set of the story cube dice, a drinking game, sex dice, rock paper scissors, and some runes and astrological symbols, but i figure the more weird shit i add the more options it gives the universe.

#divination #chaosmagic #wizardposting

Stupid gay wizard

Happy Sunburst Sunday!

Wizard Advice: NEVER BE ASHAMED.

Contributing my ARCANE ENERGIES to this RIGHTEOUS RITUAL.

hello. If you want to support our 'cursing people who make 12 hour shifts a norm for certain jobs' project, please tune in into our mass ritual that starts this evening and will be going on for the next week! Every little bit of mana counts.
We are also open to suggestions for curses to put into this ritual's curse packet <3 you can submit them till friday ⁻ we would have loved to extend the suggestion window, but we also want to fully charge all of the curses in the packet.
If your suggestion isn't included into the packet for this mass ritual, don't worry ⁻ it will be on the list for the next one (which will be launched in January with the updated list of people to curse after the december new year rush <3<3)

I concur. This WEB SITE needs DUELS. Though I have not heard of an ELEMENTAL MAGIC SYSTEM where ROCK, PAPER, an SCISSORS are ELEMENTS.

would you use me as a spell ingredient if i was a worm?

#WizardPosting #WizardPoosting #WizardQuooting

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You dont need to know Spanish to see how epic this wizard battle is
https://youtu.be/MTt8UcQu5zE

This entails RESTING for EIGHT OR SO HOURS and waking up shortly after SUNRISE. If you are LACKING POWER I strongly recommend WIZARD SLEEP.

If you are having a BAD DAY remember that I am out here fighting hordes of GHOULS and WRAITHS and if you picture me doing this it could IMPROVE YOUR MOOD.

I must LEARN this SPELL.

anonymous asked

Wizard council has sent you a pipebomb

… So they have.

A lady I drew!!!! Her name is Erebyss and shes some kinda moon mage!! I wrote half moon mage in the image but I could see a blood moon too - at least based on her pinkish red colors.

In the age that she lives in the moon has split into three, and the pieces fight with each other. Maybe she hopes to one day help reunite the trio! I think she also works at some kinda temple, not exactly a cleric but in a similar area.

also DDAYUM i got it down BAD for her oml