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🤣 Honestly!

Dick Miller voice: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Crowley ... Paying customers eyes only ... Either fork over the reasonable $79.95 for this 19th-century 300-print run piece of publishing and mystical history, or good luck with your little demon problem ..."
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sfvdgvyta3j5wki3nix5kqcc/post/3mtq3f57z2k2u

Awesome show toinght horror fans! Here's a final shot of my new Dennis Hopper and Kathleen Wilhoite art for tonight's show! Happy 40th TCM 2!
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I always feel bad for the Occult Bookstore owners in horror movies. Nobody ever buys the ancient tomes, but they expect all of the exposition neccessary to get them through the third act. I mean, they can at least buy a gift card or Baphoment Bobblehead, is all I'm sayin.'
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Dang microfiche, a cool goth psychic library montage and advice from an Occult Book Store owner ... They're doing deep horror movie research ...
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Fake Movie Facts: If you look closely in the background of the lake scene in Witchboard, you can notice Jason Voorhees, Angela from Sleepaway Camp, and the killer from The Burning just kinda hangin' out and doin' their own things ...
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I LOVE IT

IT'S SO HER

Sorry for shouting, she's just such a fun character and I got a little excited!

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Hear, hear! I'd love a horrof film about the jaded ex-journalist who wrote all the stories horror protagonists look up on Microfiche machines!
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Robert Redford in All The Pres...

And done! Here's my new portrait of Kathleen Wilhoite as Zarabeth to celebrate tonight's presentation of Witchboard! I think we could all use more Zarabeth in our lives!
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"I made her laugh. But only in the bedroom."

Jim's a regular Oscar Wilde isn't he.

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Oh Hell Yeah, IT'S SUPERNATURAL MICROFICHE RESEARCH TIME! LET'S GO!!!!!!!
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Dang! Dude just perfectly spiraled a Ouija Board out of a second story window and directly into the curbside trash can. Guy's the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of Trash Basketball ...
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Satoru Salto: Cougar Dunks Bas...

You think he was crazy enough to use the Ouija by himself? It blatantly commands Ages 8 and Up and 2 + Players ... what kind of madman do you think he is ...
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Zarabeth actualy said "Have you ever heard the word "Ralph Nader ..." and was trying to tell him to put on his seatbelt ...
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Ralph Nader: Green Party in 20...

Wilhoite is only in her early 60s now. Also, still a babe.

This could be done!

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I want a whole spin-off franchise of Zarabeth solving paranormal mysteries with her goofy goth stoner satanist vibes ... I'd watch her exorcise anything -- Possessed Monoply boards ... Satanic Battleship, you name it ...
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But wait, if that guy is living with Linda Blair, at the time of filming does that technically make him Rick James?
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ZARABETH IS EVERYTHING

Her little chuckle kills me

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"Yeah, wavin' the fuckin' Planchette around ..."

"Calmer than you are, Dude ..." 🤣
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aphmtoefzxrn2oxplvwdmspn/post/3mtpy3vnau22t

John Goodman screaming : "Shut the fuck up Jimmy ..." 🤣
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:44jnabeufyeh47s6hsmwpxrx/post/3mtpxlirots2u

I've had ads for Citizen Vigilante and The Ark Experience tonight ... I didn't realize that 2014 Russell Crow movie was popular enough to spawn an amusement park ...
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Russell Crowe Fights Cancer in...

The number of times I think "shut the fuck up Jim" in this movie... well, it would be an unhealthy drinking game.

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It's not her fault that Jim was possessed by the spirit of Will H. Hays ...
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sfvdgvyta3j5wki3nix5kqcc/post/3mtpxftu2c22u

Real Sheedy / Ringwald dynamic between the two, to continue the Brat Pack talk!
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Like and subscribe for more plumbing tips and enticement to follow the Left Hand Path ... 🤣👍🎞
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:utioy32vgclwmrnx3n7vbpt3/post/3mtpwyk4qy22k

I guess I says a lot about me that Tawny Kitaen was supposed to be the draw but Kathleen Wilhoite was what hooked me.


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The great thing about the Ouija-based horror subgenre from the filmmaker's perspective is that if you ever need to pad the run time, you can just make the actor take longer to spell out words ...
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I'd love to see a horror movie where the protagonists use an off-brand Ouija Board, and they have to then fight, sub-quality generic Temu demons ...
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Ouija Board Spells Bye Felicia

Frat Guy #2: "What do you mean we don't have appetizers ... We got a Coors Beer Ball ..."
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RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:utioy32vgclwmrnx3n7vbpt3/post/3mtpw5xphrs2k

William Castle's 13 Ghosts has nearly an exact same word-for-word exposition explaination about what a Ouija board is ...
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Pssh ... Nerds talking out of their nerd holes ... John Belushi needs to bust in here and blast "Louie Louie" really loud ...
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