#wifewanted — Public Fediverse posts

Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

#Britian #Conservatives #WifeWanted #Breeder #MailOrderBride #TheAristocrats #TheGuardian

Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

#Britian #Conservatives #WifeWanted #Breeder #MailOrderBride #TheAristocrats #TheGuardian

Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

#Britian #Conservatives #WifeWanted #Breeder #MailOrderBride #TheAristocrats #TheGuardian

Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

#Britian #Conservatives #WifeWanted #Breeder #MailOrderBride #TheAristocrats #TheGuardian

Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

#Britian #Conservatives #WifeWanted #Breeder #MailOrderBride #TheAristocrats #TheGuardian