#whattheheck — Public Fediverse posts

Have you ever had that experience where your bean sneaks up behind you and gobsmacks you on the back of the head with a bit of lead pipe, or maybe a song you haven’t heard or thought about since the Reagan administration? Well, I have two questions:
1. The heck?
2. Has this happened to you? Tell me this happens to you.

https://youtu.be/fHe9iA1G2AQ

#whattheheck

In a new low for #Amazon delivery drivers...our latest order, a book for NJ, was left in a "secure location".

The card and paper recycling bin.

A neighbour's card and paper recycling bin...

Thankfully today was not blue bin collection day.

#customerservice #whattheheck

This one must be a nominee for Terrible Real Estate Photographs. Text suggestions?

#TerribleRealEstate #WhatTheHeck

Not sure how that works.
#WhatTheHeck

I try not to pick fights with people, especially since people will pick fights all on their own, but switching your profile to inactive and being like "I'm going back to the real fediverse" like, man

Who hurt you lol WAFRN is just as federated as any other fediverse software

I found this in the climbing gym in Berlin Friedrichshain (very nice there actually). This made me laugh so hart! #whattheheck #bouldering #berlin

https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%8D%B2%E7%AD%92%E5%BC%8F%E8%A1%9B%E7%94%9F%E7%B4%99%E7%9A%84%E6%94%BE%E7%BD%AE%E6%96%B9%E5%90%91

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

#whattheheck

Transcribed from my latest blog post: https://nova.mkultra.monster/thoughts/2025/01/14/ode-to-my-terminated-tumblr-blog.html

Twas a month before Christmas, and all through the web, not a creature was stirring, not even a pleb. When all of a sudden, and out of the blue, my blog was deleted, like a silent fuck you. No e-mail, no support, no response, and no word–They took all my work, and left but a turd. And time, that would pass, I sit and I think, “Damn … that sucks ass.”

And all over the net, complaints you can find, of blogs deleted, and reasons confined. On Reddit, on Twitter, on Mastodon, too; I hope Matt Mullenweg has trouble takin’ a poo.

If an alternative you seek, go on, take a peak, Wafrn is here, so don’t shed a tear. For me, for you, for your buddy John, too, come one, come all, sign the frick up, get away from Tumblr, cause they fuckin’ suck.

Anyway, I share it mostly on my Mastodon instance, but I'll share here too:

I've had a Patreon since around 2014? 2012? Something like that. Currently, it has every single musical release I've ever made available for paid members to download (lowest tier is a dollar), and I also post writing, the scripts I make, and it's also a general way to support me in my ventures of self-hosting a Mastodon instance. Even if you don't ever join mkultra.monster, help in maintaining an instance would be greatly appreciated! (especially over the holiday season as I spend more money on gifts than things I want to do lol)

My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/cmdr_nova

@StarTrekScreens Yes!!! #whattheheck

Posted today in my area: “There was a woman in [local grocery store] taking pics with her phone of all the refrigerator & freezer cases. Holding the doors open while lining up the shot continuing to hold doors open while reviewing the shot letting all the cold air escape.… She had no purse or a cart. By the time I found someone to report her to she was gone….”
#OddNextDoorPostingsAndComplaints #HashtagGames #WhatTheHeck

Tonight my family played a couple of rounds of the card game #WhatTheHeck, aka #VultureCulture.

Each player has a hand of cards numbered 1 to 15 and uses them to bid for the point card of that round, valued -5 to 10. The game is played across 15 rounds. Each round, players place one card face down. The highest card takes positive point cards. The lowest takes negative cards. Ties push to the next high or low bid card. Lots of fun!

#BoardGames #SummerOfGames2024 #CardGames

#FGO I can just feel that in a few days I'm gonna be accidentally picking up another USO or two by accident.

#WhatTheHeck

Gotta love moving that *one* bone. The hilarity makes all the hair pulling and madness worth it.

Maybe?

#blender #3dmodelling #animation #whattheheck

"Windows https kernel driver", #WhatTheHeck
Hackers backdoor telecom providers with new HTTPSnoop malware

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hackers-backdoor-telecom-providers-with-new-httpsnoop-malware/amp/

> New malware named HTTPSnoop and PipeSnoop are used in cyberattacks on telecommunication service providers in the Middle East, allowing threat actors to remotely execute commands on infected devices.

While planting some flowers in the back slope of my yard, my wife noticed an edge of a paving stone, buried under dirt, a thick root, and landscape fabric. I unearthed it and it's actually a mf'in iron slab.

Any thoughts on what it is? No markings on either side. One side is slightly inset. The left edge curves in. There are 4 holes in it; 2 are larger on one side (to accommodate nuts for bolts?) It's about 1' x 2' x 1.5" or so. Super heavy.

#WhatIsIt #WhatTheHeck

Tonight is the community #BoardGame night that @babytoolkit and I have been running for over a decade.

Some of the #games I am bringing to share include:

#3LawsOfRobotics
#6Nimmt / #Take5
#7WondersArchitects
#60SecondSlam
#CheekyMonkey
#CockroachPoker
#Coloretto
#CoverYourAssets
#TheGame
#Knitwit
#LLAMA
#LiarsDice
#PhantomInk
#SuperMegaLuckyBox
#WhatTheHeck / #VultureCulture

To be added to the list of what won't ship to Alaska:

A rotary grater. ie. grates cheese, slices veggies, etc.

Boggles the mind.

I've shipped it to friends in the lower 48 who will be coming up in a few weeks, but really?

A cheese grater?

We are the hinter-est of hinterlands folks!

#AlaskaProblems #Alaska #WhatTheHeck

Nature is a curious thing.

#photography #fotografia #fotografie #Nature #naturephotography #garden #gardening #bud #plants #curious #whattheheck #MobiusPlant
#LauraCochranPhotography

The virtual #StPGameNight community game night played the following #BoardGames on #BoardGameArena last night:

#LLAMA by #ReinerKnizia

#ForSale by #StefanDorra

#LookAtTheStars by #AdrienLeCoz

#JustOne by #EricAzagury and #FlorianPoullet

#7WondersArchitects by #AntoineBauza

#HolsDerGeier or #VultureCulture or #WhatTheHeck by #AlexRandolph

#PiratenKapern by #HaimShafir