#wehaveolives — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEuropeanHeatWaveNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #SaladEatingWeather in #TheOutside...

#DontForget; #HowToBuffet... #PartTrois... ("That's your #ActualFrench...")

#YouWillNeed:

🏭 A #Table / #WorkSpace;
🍻 #Beer;
🌋 #Things;
🌋 🌋 #MoreThings; and,
🥄 #Spoons... #LotsAndLots of #Spoons...

And, #Socks... #TheJoyOfSox vs #TheJoyOfSnax... #UltimateDeathMatch...!

#EssentialLifeSkills | #LifeLearning

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles; #TotallySupported by #WindowsForWerewolves in #UltraHD / #4KFormat with #DolbyDigital...

#Because... #Reasons...

#Reasons and #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#WeHaveOlives... 🫒 There was a #Prophecy 🔮

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#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #InTheMatrix #NoOneCares #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #InEurope #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #OneManWentToMow #AndHisDog #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #SpanishHeritageMonth #ScottishHeritageMonth #ComingSoon #NotRightNow #Later #LaterLater #InTheFutureFuture #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WaitroseYutaniCorp

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotTheWeekendNotNews; #EvenThough #IT #Feels like #TheWeekend, #IT's #NotTheWeekend... #NotNews...

#DontForget #HowToPizza...

There's #OurTeam of #SixFooters #ToFeed; there's #AWarOn... And, #WeHaveOlives...

Those #DamnedSquirrels; #Intercepting #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewTelly...

We'll just have to #DrinkMoreBeer and #EatMorePizza, and then #DoSomeMoreFucking...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #WithConsent