🚨 Breaking News: Water is wet! Scientists finally discover what everyone with a functioning brain cell already knew: #pesticides aren’t exactly health supplements. 🧪🤡 Next up, research claims the sun rises in the east. 🎉
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/26/breast-cancer-us-pesticide-products #BreakingNews #WaterIsWet #ScienceHumor #ResearchFindings #HackerNews #ngated
#wateriswet — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #wateriswet, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨 Breaking News: Four esteemed authors have collectively unveiled the shocking revelation that AI judges only verify what's there, not what isn't! 🕵️♂️🤦♂️ Who could have guessed that computers aren’t mind-readers yet? Tune in next week for more groundbreaking discoveries like "fire is hot" and "water is wet." 🌊🔥
https://arxiv.org/abs/2608.31016 #AIJudges #Reveal #AITruths #AuthorsUnveil #ShockingNews #MindReadersNot #WaterIsWet #HackerNews #ngated -
⚡️☔️Breaking news: water is wet! Scientific American discovers that "electric rain" can corrode metal, shocking absolutely no one with basic high school #chemistry knowledge. 🤯🔬 Apparently, if you mix electricity and water, metal gets a little crispy—who would have thunk it? 🙄🔧
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/electric-rain-can-eat-through-metal/ #wateriswet #electricrain #corrosion #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Breaking news: banning AI doesn’t magically erase it! 🙄 In other shocking revelations, water is still wet, and teenage #lifeguards continue to outperform tech executives in feats of #bravery. 🌊 Maybe AI should take notes. 🤖✍️
https://vishal.rs/essay/banning-ai-will-not-make-it-go-away #breakingnews #AIbans #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Wow, the author discovered that #AI makes people bonkers! Breaking news: water is wet. 💦 If only there were a #consulting company to manage the ethical chaos—oh wait, there's an ad for that too. 🙃
https://hermit-tech.com/blog/ai-mania-is-eviscerating-global-decisionmaking #Ethics #Bonkers #WaterIsWet #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated -
The #BBC has bravely unveiled the groundbreaking revelation that your period tracker is, in fact, tracking your periods. 🚨💡 Next, they'll expose the scandalous truth that water is wet. 🌧️ Way to go, BBC!
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260715-how-period-trackers-share-womens-private-details #PeriodTracker #WaterIsWet #GroundbreakingRevelation #ScandalousTruth #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, yet another groundbreaking revelation: humans are different! 🎨 Billions of #doodles, and we still need a study to tell us what a kindergarten child could guess. Next, maybe we'll discover water is wet. 🌊
https://arxiv.org/abs/2607.07267 #humandifferences #groundbreakingrevelation #kindergartenstudy #commonknowledge #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
Yann LeCun stops at Brown on his 'Water is Wet' world tour.
"There's literally hundreds of billions invested in an industry that basically is counting on the fact that LLMs [are] going to reach human-level intelligence,” he said. “It's complete BS.”
#WaterIsWet #BearsShitInWoods #AI
https://www.brown.edu/news/2026-04-01/yann-lecun-artificial-intelligence-pioneer
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Americans trust #Fauci over #RFK Jr. and career #scientists over #Trump officials
Anti-vaccine #activist and current #Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has worked hard to villainize infectious #disease expert #AnthonyFauci , even writing a #conspiracy -laden book lambasting the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and #Infectious #Diseases.
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🎩🧐 "The U.S. war on Iran is manifestly unjust," declares a philosopher, proving that philosophers can also dabble in the obvious. This gem of enlightenment is brought to you by someone whose writing is so engaging that it might just distract you from the fact that water is wet. 🚰🤦♂️
http://edwardfeser.blogspot.com/2026/02/the-us-war-on-iran-is-manifestly-unjust.html #waroniran #unjustphilosophy #engagingwriting #obvioustruths #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
In today's thrilling episode of "Captain Obvious and the Case of the Hidden Camera," watch as a gadget does exactly what it's designed to do: find spy cameras! 🕵️♂️🔍 Astonishing! Next, we'll explore the groundbreaking revelation that water is wet. 💧🤯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1reman2waLs #CaptainObvious #HiddenCamera #SpyGadgets #WaterIsWet #MindBlowing #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Breaking news: Water is wet! 🌊 Shocking revelations from Phoronix as they discover that Windows 11 runs better on an Intel laptop preloaded with... Windows 11. 🥴 Next week: scientists unveil the startling fact that Microsoft's software prefers its own operating system. 🖥️
https://www.phoronix.com/review/windows-beats-linux-arl-h #BreakingNews #WaterIsWet #Windows11 #IntelLaptop #MicrosoftSoftware #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Ah, the mind-blowing revelation that #exchanges are like databases! Who knew thousands of orders every #millisecond required complex systems? 🙄 Next, they'll uncover that water is wet.🌊
https://quant.engineering/exchange-order-book-distributed-logs.html #databases #complexity #mindblown #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔✨ "Scientists use reverse math to explain why hard problems are, shocker, hard 🤯. Quanta's latest discovery: water is wet! 💧🌊 More groundbreaking revelations coming soon to a #newsletter near you. 📧🔍"
https://www.quantamagazine.org/reverse-mathematics-illuminates-why-hard-problems-are-hard-20251201/ #reversemath #scientificdiscovery #hardproblems #wateriswet #Quanta #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation that baby brains come with factory settings! Because we all needed a study to tell us that humans aren't born as blank slates 😏🧠. Next up: Water is wet! 🌊🔍
https://news.ucsc.edu/2025/11/sharf-preconfigured-brain/ #babybrains #factorysettings #humanbehavior #studyreveals #commonknowledge #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
📢🥳 Breaking: Water is wet, and #Meta hides bad news! Meanwhile, the internet holds its breath as it waits for Reuters to invent a time machine to 2010 when ad blockers were edgy. ✨🕰️
https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/meta-buried-causal-evidence-social-media-harm-us-court-filings-allege-2025-11-23/ #BreakingNews #WaterIsWet #AdBlockers #TimeMachine #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 Oh no, two self-proclaimed #cybersecurity 'geniuses' discovered the obvious: GitHub Actions can be exploited if you have access. Next up, they'll report that water is wet. 🌊💡
https://ptrpa.ws/nixpkgs-actions-abuse #GitHubActions #exploitation #news #obvious #findings #techhumor #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
📚🤔 Oh no, America is doomed because kids can't read good! Thank goodness we have "The Atlantic" to save us from this apocalypse with their flawless #analysis and groundbreaking insight. Next up: a special report on why water is wet! 💧🤦♂️
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/10/education-decline-low-expectations/684526/ #AmericaDoomed #KidsLiteracy #TheAtlantic #WaterIsWet #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated -
James Bowman graces us with a thrilling #novella about the shocking revelation that a $2.97 #ADC is...wait for it...cheap 💸 and not so great. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue. Maybe next time we'll hear about his adventures in overpaying for coffee ☕.
https://excamera.substack.com/p/how-bad-can-a-297-adc-be #JamesBowman #Cheap #WaterIsWet #SkyIsBlue #CoffeeAdventures #HackerNews #ngated -
🇫🇷🔒 The French Senate, in a dazzling display of digital naïveté, has just discovered that relying on American tech giants for everything is like handing the keys to your house to a stranger and hoping they won't throw a wild party. In other news, water is wet. 💧🤦♀️
https://brusselssignal.eu/2025/07/digital-vassals-french-government-exposes-citizens-data-to-us/ #FrenchSenate #DigitalNaivety #TechGiants #SecurityConcerns #DigitalSovereignty #WaterIsWet #HackerNews #ngated -
🔺🤹♂️ Behold, the cutting-edge revelation: a shape that lands the same side up! Next up, Quanta Magazine proves water is wet. 🌊💡 Enjoy this "news" while you shop for nonexistent gifts in their store. 🎁🔍
https://www.quantamagazine.org/a-new-pyramid-like-shape-always-lands-the-same-side-up-20250625/ #cuttingedgeinnovation #shapeup #wateriswet #QuantaMagazine #technews #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the revelation that AI API prices are a veritable bargain bin 🤯, orchestrated by price wizards battling for the affections of developers. Next up: shocking expose on how water is wet 💧.
https://tinyml.substack.com/p/the-unsustainable-economics-of-llm #AIAPIPrices #BargainBin #PriceWizards #DeveloperAffection #WaterIsWet #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩 Oh, behold the groundbreaking revelation that #webhooks and #APIs have different #security standards! Truly, a #discovery worthy of the Nobel Prize in #Obviousness. 🔍 Next, join us for a thrilling exposé on why water is wet. 🤡
https://www.speakeasy.com/blog/webhook-security #wateriswet #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, another groundbreaking revelation: American manufacturing’s #decline isn’t unique 🌎. Apparently, following global trends is now headline-worthy 🤔. Next week: water is wet 💧.
https://blog.waldrn.com/p/what-happened-to-american-manufacturing #AmericanManufacturing #GlobalTrends #GroundbreakingRevelation #IndustryNews #WaterIsWet #HackerNews #ngated -
🌐🚫 "Don't Guess My Language" is yet another riveting saga of someone discovering that IP ≠ language. Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the secret level of global diversity—next stop: realizing water is wet! 💧🌍✨ Stop the presses, #multilingualism exists! 🎉
https://vitonsky.net/blog/2025/05/17/language-detection/ #IPvsLanguage #globalDiversity #waterIsWet #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Breaking News: Water is Wet! 🌊 In a shocking revelation, we learn that the federal minimum wage will still be a joke in 2025—just as much fun as living in your parents' basement. 😜 The Economic Policy #Institute bravely reminds us that you can still make more money selling lemonade on the sidewalk. 🍋💸
https://www.epi.org/blog/the-federal-minimum-wage-is-officially-a-poverty-wage-in-2025/ #BreakingNews #WaterIsWet #MinimumWage #EconomicPolicy #LemonadeStand #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 Who knew! When things get busy, lines get longer! 🚶♂️🚶♀️ This is the type of groundbreaking insight that keeps the world spinning. 🌍 Thank you, Justin, for explaining that water is wet. 💦
https://justincartwright.com/2025/02/25/dice-and-queues.html #insightfulobservations #wateriswet #busyworld #socialcommentary #humorintech #groundbreakingideas #HackerNews #ngated -
Vietnam court sentences Truong My Lan to death for fraud
Forgive my cynicism but I feel like the death sentence has far more to do with her falling out of favor with her autocratic government friends than swindling poor people out of their life savings. Justice would be making her work to pay it all back.
Poor in a democracy or poor in an autocracy; seems like there's little difference in who takes advantage of them. Same as it ever was.
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Trenchant analysis from the National Leader in Political Reporting. #WaterIsWet
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Everyone is going out of their way to blame Navalny's death on Putin as though that's some startling revelation.
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Right wing host finds out his viewers are Nazis #WaterIsWet
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@PopResearchCtrs
In other news, studies find that #WaterIsWet, #TheSunIsHot, and #SpaceIsBig.