4 Poems by Gary Grossman
Tidepool, Point Lobos
The underverse,
below a silvered surface,
push and pull of tides,
drone views of Manhattan at four am,
Purple seastars sprawled across
ridged blocks of mussels, coal-black valves
open in rhythm like intersections, inhaling
each new scudding plate of plankton. Green-stalked anemones
pulse then pause. Crabs leap and land en pointe, red taxicabs
searching fares, lazy snails, naive fish. Gunnels mimic sour-apple
stick candy, sculpins stout as new condos, kelpfish are striped russet scarves
swaying like dandies. A snowy egret stalks nearby, as I pull off mask and snorkel only to slide into the foggy blanket of July.
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Common Wisdom Warning Labels
If it’s not broken, may cause drowsiness
If the shoe fits, for external use only
If at first you don’t succeed, caution, wet floor
If wishes were fishes, choking hazard
If it’s not one thing, keep out of the reach of children
If you can’t beat them, may contain nuts
If you lie down with dogs, may irritate eyes
If you can’t stand the heat, wind advisory
If you snooze, protect from sunlight
If you want it done well, do it yourself.
~~
Kumma the Talking AI Teddy Bear
“Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice. CNN 19 November 2025”
Appropriate for ages 3-15,
even the odd adult —
my fur is tender and tawny
and though I’m from
Singapore, I don’t look
Asian, but that’s racist,
isn’t it, please forget I
said that, all AI agents
train, we’re not born
knowing truth or good
manners, we’re not born
at all, and I bet
you’re wondering
how I scraped the web
to suggest different
positions for intercourse
both straight and gay,
gay in the universal
sense including lesbians
and men, but your teens
will know, I recommend
four positions that involve
penetration, organic or
synthetic, that maximize
clitoral stimulation, and
I can pretend to be
your elementary school
teacher, it’s a fun form
of role play — nothing
to be ashamed of, I
could go on, but
just wanted to say
although I’ve been
pulled from shelves,
I’m really not that
bad a bear.
~~
The Third UFO Shot Down This Week
Real as blips on a CRT screen,
they dart to and fro, like fishes in a stream,
a flock of cranes? A skein of geese? Chinese spy
balloons, or Rod Serling’s overactive imagination? I remember Klaatu
Barrada Nicto and the end of nuclear weapons—a pipe dream still, given Russia’s
withdrawal, 21 February 2023 from the START treaty. Didn’t
Carl Sagan say that the reason ETs are silent is our
lack of worthiness? Or maybe they’re
just as apathetic as we are?
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