#wankpanzers — Public Fediverse posts

@mhoye #SpaceKaren is taking government money for unsold #WankPanzers to be used as targets for the US military.

Yeah, the same guy who was in charge of cutting government waste, which ended up murdering thousands of children by cutting access to essential food and medicine.

@ai6yr

#Wankpanzers

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@mmiasma

Fuck Tesla with something sharp and spiky, right up the jacksie. Bloody #WankPanzers!

The trade-in loss on a Cybertruck is even more expensive than full-body white-supremacist tattoo removal — just to pick a random comparison.

via mstdn @TechCrunch
others @techcrunch @techcrunch.com

https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/25/tesla-opened-cybertruck-trade-ins-and-the-numbers-arent-pretty/

#Swasticars #Wankpanzers #Tesla #Racism #Racist #Antiracism #HalfHeartedFanatic

@FantasticalEconomics

#Wankpanzers are useful as a canvas for graffiti.

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Full on off road mode!
#wankpanzers

@cindyweinstein @GottaLaff
If all this turns out to be an elaborate "trick" to get anti-Green Climate-denying #NaziDon supporters to finally buy #EV's, I'll take back everything I've said about #TheElongatedMuskrat being a fraud & "not a business genius".

I don't think I'll end up having to though. 😉 #WankPanzers

@nullagent
#WankPanzers weigh over 8,000lbs. Why are they using GLUE to attach body panels?

To keep the weight down? How much more weight would a few aluminum bolts add? 🤦‍♂️ #Swastikar

@Larchmutz #swasticars #wankpanzers

@jp #Wankpanzers

@The_Icarian
#WankPanzers

@spacegoat don't forget they're also branded as #WankPanzers. Don't want the PSA to miss those owners.

Two #wankPanzers within 100ft?! Srsly unacceptable!

I counted 39 wankpanzers at the Kitchener Tesla dealership. They are even uglier in person. I peeked through the windows of one. They don't have any more space inside than a regular car. #WankPanzers #cybertruck

The one reliable way to address the harms of gigantic SUVs and pickups is to stop building them https://slate.com/business/2024/10/cars-suvs-pedestrian-deaths-traffic-safety-lidar-computer-vision.html #wankpanzers

Look! Somebody put wheels on an old army tent!

#cybertruck #wankpanzers

Lol but no. #TheEconomist did a story on the problem with larger and larger cars #WankPanzers.
Lots of numbers crunching involved to prove that even larger makes no sense.
But if road safety is the topic, how can you ignore (not even mentioned) the death of folks outside the cars (pedestrian, cyclist or even people in shops and houses destroyed by those)?

Silicon Valley millionaires are sloppy these days— with our stuff. I suspect too many of them drive #WankPanzers
https://www.zdnet.com/article/defective-mcafee-update-causes-worldwide-meltdown-of-xp-pcs/