#wankpanzer — Public Fediverse posts
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
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RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
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RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
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RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
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Start with banning all #Wankpanzer imports and then a buy-back scheme for those already on the road. That's it. #auspol #RoadSafety www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
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CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
This isn't a car review.
It is poetry!2025 Tesla Cybertruck. I drive a Tesla Cybertruck. I wear an Omega Speedmaster and an Apple Watch while I humble brag to my therapist with whom I am making no progress.
That's how this video essay begins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
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This isn't a car review.
It is poetry!2025 Tesla Cybertruck. I drive a Tesla Cybertruck. I wear an Omega Speedmaster and an Apple Watch while I humble brag to my therapist with whom I am making no progress.
That's how this video essay begins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
#Cars #WankPanzer #Poetry -
This isn't a car review.
It is poetry!2025 Tesla Cybertruck. I drive a Tesla Cybertruck. I wear an Omega Speedmaster and an Apple Watch while I humble brag to my therapist with whom I am making no progress.
That's how this video essay begins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
#Cars #WankPanzer #Poetry -
This isn't a car review.
It is poetry!2025 Tesla Cybertruck. I drive a Tesla Cybertruck. I wear an Omega Speedmaster and an Apple Watch while I humble brag to my therapist with whom I am making no progress.
That's how this video essay begins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
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“For the sake of the nation, patriots, just leave your gas-guzzling #wankpanzer in the garage.” Why does Albanese struggle to say it? Maybe not the best time to crack down on #emobility devices, too. 🤔 #auspol #EnergyCrisis www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/fed...
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Pollies freaking out about people filling a 20L Jerry can. And yet a #Wankpanzer sucks 80–120L at a time or 2-3x the fuel tank capacity as a typical 4-cyl car. A 4WD with LR tank is 5x. This is a crisis in part caused by those same pollies. #auspol
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Guess all the freedom-craving, Libertarian, “Don’t tread on me!” fossil-fuel-guzzling #wankpanzer drivers are feeling mixed emotions when they see ‘woke’ #EV drivers zooming past them on the road without a care in their hair rn.
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Fast clues a socmed account is bot/troll 🔎 🎞️ Profile picture/banner flag/vehicle (🚨 #wankpanzer) 👯 Few friends/followers 👿 Hate-follows accounts 🔻 Low post:replies ratio 🧠 Posts mostly memes/reposts 😜 Repetitive/nonsense name Any one is no cause for concern but 2+ 🚩 #auspol #DontFeedTheTrolls
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
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Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
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Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
