#wankpanzer — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #wankpanzer, aggregated by home.social.
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Typical #audi driver in a monster #suv turning left at a traffic light completely oblivious of me and my right of way, she didn't even look for cyclists or pedestrians who have a higher priority.
To be fair the town's insane traffic phases don't help giving cars and pedestrians green lights at the same time...
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Typical #audi driver in a monster #suv turning left at a traffic light completely oblivious of me and my right of way, she didn't even look for cyclists or pedestrians who have a higher priority.
To be fair the town's insane traffic phases don't help giving cars and pedestrians green lights at the same time...
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@deirdrebeth @aburtch @alice @grim_elsewhere
DB, you have gone above and beyond in providing an enlarged version of this very useful emoji representing an IncelMobile with flames emerging from not one, but, two locations.
I, for one, hope to find many ways to use it on the internet as time marches on.
This is the vehicle that has a poorer sales record than the Ford Edsel, which, up to the Cybertruck, was the worst-selling US vehicle ever.
#Cybertruck #Emoji #Wankpanzer -
@deirdrebeth @aburtch @alice @grim_elsewhere
DB, you have gone above and beyond in providing an enlarged version of this very useful emoji representing an IncelMobile with flames emerging from not one, but, two locations.
I, for one, hope to find many ways to use it on the internet as time marches on.
This is the vehicle that has a poorer sales record than the Ford Edsel, which, up to the Cybertruck, was the worst-selling US vehicle ever.
#Cybertruck #Emoji #Wankpanzer -
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
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CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss* -
This isn't a car review.
It is poetry!2025 Tesla Cybertruck. I drive a Tesla Cybertruck. I wear an Omega Speedmaster and an Apple Watch while I humble brag to my therapist with whom I am making no progress.
That's how this video essay begins!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
#Cars #WankPanzer #Poetry -
Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Surprising that a tactic to drive Australia’s fuel reserves further not on the table is banning the family #Wankpanzer from the roads – or at least limit their use to essential trips. No one needs a dual cab Ranger or RAM for school drop-off or groceries. #auspol #WWIII #Iran #FuelRationing
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Der wahre Skandal ist dass die überhaupt noch ihre #Swasticars und #Wankpanzer verkaufen.
Ich würde mir eher eine Hand abhacken.
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Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
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Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
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UK to tax #EVs at a flat rate per mile. So a frugal wee electric city car like a #DaciaSpring pays exactly the same rate per mile as a 3-tonne #wankpanzer electric #SUV monster.
It would have been very simple to make this fair, by including a weight factor, to reflect the increased road wear and energy usage by heavier cars. Something like 2p per tonne per mile would be about right for an #EV tax.
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UK to tax #EVs at a flat rate per mile. So a frugal wee electric city car like a #DaciaSpring pays exactly the same rate per mile as a 3-tonne #wankpanzer electric #SUV monster.
It would have been very simple to make this fair, by including a weight factor, to reflect the increased road wear and energy usage by heavier cars. Something like 2p per tonne per mile would be about right for an #EV tax.
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wow Hyundai went full fash with this SUV. it’s Melon’s #wankpanzer but with a couple more angles and car paint.
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wow Hyundai went full fash with this SUV. it’s Melon’s #wankpanzer but with a couple more angles and car paint.
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@MaryAustinBooks
One jump in that thing and watch the body panels all come flying off. #WankPanzer -
@MaryAustinBooks
One jump in that thing and watch the body panels all come flying off. #WankPanzer -
am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?
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am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?
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Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion.
Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi.
What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day?
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Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion.
Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi.
What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day?
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today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:
BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar
🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶
#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses
source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649 -
today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:
BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar
🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶
#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses
source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649 -
Wired has a story where they talk to Cybertruck owners and it's everything you would want it to be. Like this editor's note ... just freaking awesome
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Wired has a story where they talk to Cybertruck owners and it's everything you would want it to be. Like this editor's note ... just freaking awesome
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It's the same in the UK, Australia, NZ and probably most of Europe. Cybertrucks are verboten because they're overweight, have sharp edges and they're downright ugly.
They're strictly for North American Musk fanbois.
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It's the same in the UK, Australia, NZ and probably most of Europe. Cybertrucks are verboten because they're overweight, have sharp edges and they're downright ugly.
They're strictly for North American Musk fanbois.
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More like, 'Masters of Bation'. As if that fucker wasn't already ugly enough. I guess they could drive around on Halloween to give trick-or-treaters something to laugh at. As seen in the wilds of Redmond, OR.
