#vonshitzinpantz — Public Fediverse posts

@GottaLaff Wait for the 2nd Qtr.
#VonShitzInPantz was being watched in court a lot of the time, so he probably committed far fewer crimes than usual.

#jrpfunnies + #VonShitzinPantz

This the official hashtag from its creator Michael Cohen, and humour from Bill Maher (for the jingle)
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@knittingknots2 Why wouldn't he? If you all didn't notice VonShitzInPantz was found guilty on all 34 charges in a New York courtroom by 12 of his peers. He is now and will going forward be a convicted felon!

#VonShitzInPantz #loser #trump #uspol #politics #usa #us #dump #orangemenace

Losers gonna loser and get convicted! Right VonShitzInPantz?

#VonShitzInPantz #donfelon #shitzinpantz #TrumpGuilty #donaldvonshitzinpantz #uspoli #politics #usa #loser #uspol

@GottaLaff wouldn't a conviction of #vonshitzinpantz be sweet just one day after you have settled in Canada? #justice

Blanche requests #vonshitzinpantz be allowed to respond publicly to #Stormy Daniils testimony.

Yes Donald. Its called "Taking the Stand".

I doubledog dare you. Pffffft #notagain orange chicken shit

No one is above the Law my A S S!!!!!!! #lockhimup #vonshitzinpantz

@Radaghaz @tomiahonen #vonshitzinpantz

Just going to post this here and walk away.

#Trump #TrumpTrial #VonShitzInPantz

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-von-shitzinpantz-has-formally-been-entered-into-the-record-2024-5?utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar

@tomiahonen

#VonShitzInPantz

2/3

👨🏻‍⚖️ 🤜🏻 💥 #VonShitzinpantz

Great, that's out of the way now. Trump's plan failed, again. Take that, Todd Blanche.

#JudgeMerchan #teamMerchan 🙌🏻

#Trump #gagorder #criminaltral
#NYC #ToddBlanche

@tomiahonen

I know trump is a broke-ass cheapskate, but would you pay a lawyer, who one week loses all credibility with the judge of your criminal case, AND for an encore the next week, has the whole country reeling with laughter after he revealed his client’s nickname of #vonshitzinpantz.

Ps—I know you would never be in trump’s position.

#VonShitzinpantz #Trump #CourtRecords

🚨 👉🏻 "A conviction can be overturned on appeal if a defendant can show that he didn't understand his right to testify at a criminal trial," former federal prosecutor Ron Filipkowski [...] "It is common for a judge to now question the defendant directly about his understanding of his right to testify which Merchan should do now."

That's exactly why #VonShitzinPantz told this lie to the press: to overturn a conviction.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-falsely-claims-he-isnt-allowed-testify-hush-money-trial-1896802
#Trump #lying #gagorder #testify #CriminalTrial

@stonekettle For the non threads peeps

#Humor #VonShitzInPantz

#vonshitzinpantz #vonschitzenpants is an appropriate nickname. And his brainwashed followers will think it's a compliment

#trump

First Rule: Do NOT name your fancy new 5-star German restaurant Von ShitzInPantz.

#Trump #VonShitzInPantz