#vol62issue30 — Public Fediverse posts

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/translator-of-original-minions-epic-poem-slams-sexless-bloodless-film-adaptation/

Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/congress-interrogates-fauci-over-origins-of-pie-brought-to-cookout/

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/brad-pitt-tom-cruise-face-off-alone-on-celebrity-family-feud/

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/elon-musk-revenge-porn-is-a-human-right/

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/elon-musk-revenge-porn-is-a-human-right/

Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meatpacking-plant-workers-weirded-out-by-guy-older-than-16/

Pros And Cons Of Arresting Netanyahu

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-arresting-netanyahu/

Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/campers-sickened-by-mushroom-laced-chocolate/

Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/object-permanence-kicks-in-just-in-time-for-dad-to-leave/

Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meatpacking-plant-workers-weirded-out-by-guy-older-than-16/

Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rogue-ai-agent-autonomously-carries-out-cyberattack/

Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rogue-ai-agent-autonomously-carries-out-cyberattack/

Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-sues-ella-langley-for-bangs-infringement/

NASA Requires Astronauts In Training To Drop To 25 Pounds To Simulate Weight On Moon

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-requires-astronauts-in-training-to-drop-to-25-pounds-to-simulate-weight-on-moon/

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-inspired-by-ai-video-of-lion-wearing-rolex/

Grave Concerns

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grave-concerns/

LeBron James: ‘I Will Never Forget My Los Angeles Roots’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lebron-james-i-will-never-forget-my-los-angeles-roots/

Ryan Gosling Joins MCU To Take On Role Of Stan Lee Cameos

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ryan-gosling-joins-mcu-to-take-on-role-of-stan-lee-cameos/

‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-says-to-neighbor-before-going-back-to-playing-ddr-alone-in-apartment/

Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pharmaceutical-ad-urges-viewers-to-fight-doctors-who-say-drug-not-right-for-them/

Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pharmaceutical-ad-urges-viewers-to-fight-doctors-who-say-drug-not-right-for-them/

Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact/

Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/brad-pitt-drops-last-name-in-solidarity-with-family/

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/profits-soar-as-taylor-farms-rebrands-as-biological-weapons-manufacturer/

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/profits-soar-as-taylor-farms-rebrands-as-biological-weapons-manufacturer/

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-eating-salad-takes-moment-to-appreciate-what-a-good-boy-hes-being/

Lucky Chicago Architecture Tour Witnesses Live Feeding Of Willis Tower

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lucky-chicago-architecture-tour-witnesses-live-feeding-of-willis-tower/

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-eating-salad-takes-moment-to-appreciate-what-a-good-boy-hes-being/