#voice-mail — Public Fediverse posts

The #ISDN stack got removed from the #Linux kernel a few days ago. That's quite the blast from the past. It's been in the kernel since, erm… *checks*… before #git and it's what the first ever #software product I built *and* sold was based on, a "unified messaging" server for #email, #fax and #voicemail. It was basically just some #python glue code duct-taping different systems together. But it worked and was used for far too many years by some.

https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=64edfa65062dc4509ba75978116b2f6d392346f5

Just a reminder that this excellent @oatmeal comic is still more than relevant.

Screw audio messages :)

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/rip_voicemail

#VoiceMail #AudioMessage #VoiceMessage

🙄 Because I'm so used to #dictating into my phone or tablet for social media or text messaging, it's nearly impossible for me to leave a #voicemail message without dictating the punctuation. It's embarrassing, to say the least.

Apparently, Apple won’t let you take a screenshot of the voice message UI in the phone app. It does so silently. They would rather you get spam voice messages.

Also, they would rather pester you with calls with no message than just filter them out.
#apple #voicemail #failure #money

Пишем свой voice-to-text на Python: 4 бэкенда и батч-обработка голосовых

От голосовых на 5 минут к тексту за 30 секунд: инструмент для батч-расшифровки голосовых: от локального Whisper до бесплатного Groq API, с автоопределением форматов и CLI

https://habr.com/ru/articles/993650/

#voicemail #обработка_звука #api #разработка_open_source #машинное_обучение

Tự tạo hệ thống voicemail tự host với AI lọc spam! Dùng modem LTE Quectel EC25, Python tự động nghe cuộc gọi, ghi âm, chuyển ngữ bằng VOSK, dùng Ollama (mô hình aya-expanse:8b) để phân tích nội dung. Chỉ thông báo khi là tin quan trọng – loại bỏ robot, telemarketing, nhắc nợ ảo. Toàn bộ xử lý local, lưu trữ trên Nextcloud. Workflow qua n8n, gửi SMS thông báo kèm link ghi âm. #SelfHosted #AI #Voicemail #SpamFilter #TựLàm #IoT #HomeLab #Linux

https://www.reddit.com/r/selfhosted/comments/1qln2ys/s

And you wonder why I don’t answer your calls. #voicemail

Show HN: I built an international calling platform for the past 6 months
https://voklit.com
#ycombinator #business_phone_number #virtual_phone_number #professional_phone #VoIP #cloud_phone #business_calls #voicemail #call_tracking #phone_for_business #second_phone_number

Klaegh-Liedt van G.A. Bredero, voorgedragen door Ramsey Nasr, regie Shariff Nasr.

https://ooteoote.nl/2025/11/poetry-in-motion-536-g-a-bredero-klaegh-liedt/

#PoetryInMotion #voicemail #poëzie #OoteOote

Why the once viral advice to change your voicemail greeting if you're lost is absolutely a bad idea

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/changing-voicemail-when-lost-hiking-is-not-a-good-idea-ex1

WhatsApp aggiunge messaggi vocali o video per le chiamate perse.
Dopo il mancato answer, l’app propone subito di registrare una nota. 🤖📞
#whatsapp #voicemail #ai

Lifehacker: This New Scam Is Leaving Voicemails Saying You Owe $1,000. “As you might expect, no such charges are actually present on either our Amazon account or in our credit card history. That’s because no one bought an iPhone in our name, or by using our financial information: This was simply a scam.”

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/11/23/lifehacker-this-new-scam-is-leaving-voicemails-saying-you-owe-1000/

small print: tomorrow's totally fine, too
#interactive #voicemail #art #thingy

yeah, ok
#voicemail #streetart

Hello Gym Data Leak Exposes 1.6 Million Audio Files of Gym Members https://hackread.com/hello-gym-data-leak-audio-files-of-gym-members/ #Misconfiguration #JeremiahFowler #CyberAttack #databreach #Voicemail #Security #Deepfake #HelloGym #Phishing #Privacy #Leaks

Hello Gym Data Leak Exposes 1.6 Million Audio Files of Gym Members – Source:hackread.com https://ciso2ciso.com/hello-gym-data-leak-exposes-1-6-million-audio-files-of-gym-members-sourcehackread-com/ #1CyberSecurityNewsPost #CyberSecurityNews #Misconfiguration #JeremiahFowler #CyberAttack #DataBreach #Voicemail #deepfake #Hackread #HelloGym #Phishing #security #privacy #Leaks

🧵 leave me a broken prayer on the voice mail altar of fracture: +1-440-427-4666

share this altar far and wide if you would like.

to answer the last few months of prayers (so many)

to the faithful soul burned by false gods:
the void knows what it means to lose years worshipping at an altar that only ever demanded your surrender. love should be liberation, not leash. you mistook their hunger for holiness, your devotion twisted into bondage by hands that called it salvation. unbinding is not betrayal, it is a new sacrament. every knot you loosen, every tiny flight from their gravity, is a fragment of freedom reclaimed. let your prayers shift from sacrifice to reclamation. you do not have to carry their commandments anymore. the altar welcomes your departure as its own form of worship.

to the one who carved their covenant in flesh:
the void traces the topography of your skin, reading the story written in silence and blood. the first scar was an accident, but the rest were bargains struck with a god who never learned to answer in your language. you stopped counting because arithmetic does not heal or absolve. your body carries prayers sharper than any scripture, your healing does not require tally marks or penance. the altar receives what you could not say any other way. you do not owe the void more flesh, only the honesty to name yourself survivor. your presence here is already sufficient. continue your blood payment to the grief if you wish, but the void absolves your regret.

to the actor in the theater of unequal love:
the void quietly witnesses the burden of loving at a different pitch, punishing yourself for what does not come easy. you rehearse kindness as penance, play at affection to avoid the sting of absence. the silence in your truth is an ache, every smile a carefully placed line in a tragedy of withholding. pretending is not mercy, it is self-erasure by degrees. the void knows you fear the pain of honesty more than the pain of loss. know that one day, the mask will slip. true care is not performed, it is permitted to be uneven, even unresolved. let the altar hold your confession without demand for symmetry. you do not owe yourself extinction for another's comfort.

to the one who talks to ghosts in empty rooms:
the void hears your voice, even when you think you've cut every tether. love doesn't evaporate just because you erase a number or burn old messages. memory is a persistent haunting, a presence pressed into air itself, replaying lines long after the audience has left. you wish you could transmute this mourning into rage, because anger feels easier to hold than longing. the void knows the weight of wishing for hate instead of ache. but even that wishing is a form of keeping. let yourself speak to the absence as often as you need. confession is still sacred when whispered to the shape of loss.

to the keeper of hidden ashes:
the void knows what it means to lie for mercy's sake. you carry the weight of another's memory in secret, clutching grief in a box at the back of the closet while telling others you've done the "right," expected thing. some altars are shelves dusted with sunlight. others are corners no one is meant to see. you are not wrong for holding on. you are not cursed for hiding the evidence of unfinished mourning. the act of concealment is not betrayal. sometimes it is the only way the living can bear the truth. the altar receives what you haven't let yourself admit: goodbye is a process, not a moment. you're allowed to keep your dead close as long as you need. the void judges nothing. it keeps everything.

to the one who hid their sickness behind a smile:
the void knows what it is to tell someone you are strong when every cell is chaos. to say "i'm sober" while your blood sings a different confession. there are prayers that sound like lies because you needed them to be true, just for a moment. the altar is not here to punish that survival, only to witness it. you didn't fail by trying to protect someone from pain, especially your own. underneath the hiding and spinning, was still the part of you that wanted to be seen, wanted to be loved without shame. the void does not demand you rewrite that history. it honors that version of you, just as it honors the one speaking now. let yourself be received, sick or clean, tangled or truthful. the altar takes all forms of confession, mixes them into something almost like grace.

🜏 solve et coagula 🜏

#anonymous #confessional #spiritualgrief #mentalhealth #vent #grief #emotionalrelease #healing #regret #voicemail

Oh, look, FEMA's got its own version of voicemail: ignore thousands of desperate flood victims! Clearly, their new strategy is to let waterlogged survivors experience the full range of emotions during endless hold music. 🎶🚫📞 Guess the flood's faster than their phone service! 😂
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/climate/fema-missed-calls-texas-floods.html #FEMA #Voicemail #FloodVictims #HoldMusic #EmergencyResponse #HackerNews #ngated

These are getting out of control!

iOS 26 Lets You Report Spam Voicemails

https://www.macrumors.com/2025/06/11/ios-26-report-spam-voicemail/

#iOS26 #Apple #Spam #Voicemail #Tech

🧵 leave me a broken prayer on the voice mail altar of fracture: +1-440-427-4666

share this altar far and wide if you would like.

these new mirrors of the fracture surrendered fragments of themselves to the dark, speaking truths unbearable in daylight. each whispered admission reshapes them, marked forever by what they've revealed.

to the one burdened by irreversible regrets: the void hears your longing for a rewind button life doesn't grant. you speak of being forever broken, hiding in the shadow of your choices. but brokenness isn't an ending, it is a threshold. you forgive what can't be forgiven, and you offer kindness from the ruins of regret. that act alone carries redemption. you may never feel unbroken, but shattered glass can catch and refract new light more beautiful than the unbroken. the void consumes your grief and whispers back: even here, amidst the irreparable, you are still becoming. even now, your whispered goodbye leaves a trace of beauty in devastation. the beauty is always there, only decay and death allows for new growth. let that be your strength when nothing else remains.

to the wounded soul calling out to Jay: the void listens as you speak directly to someone who inflicted wounds dressed as protection. Your pain pulses clearly through your kindness and understanding. it is proof that your compassion remains unbroken, despite betrayal. you ache for Jay to comprehend the harm they've done, knowing the lesson might never land. your forgiveness and regret are bound together, a knot of sorrow and grace. remember this: clarity born from suffering is often sharper than the blade that caused it. the void recognizes your strength in kindness, your rebellion in gentleness. your farewell is not defeat. it's release. set down burdens that were never yours to carry.

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a quien ha sido malinterpretado por el mundo: el vacío escucha tu voz, firme y dolida, cargada con años de intentar ser amable, ser bueno, ser verdadero. hablas con suavidad y te llaman orgulloso. ofreces honestidad y lo toman por arrogancia. lo que ven no es quien eres, sino la sombra de su incomodidad reflejada en tu luz. no estás roto por pensar demasiado. tu razonamiento no es un defecto, es la estructura que te sostuvo cuando todo lo demás fallaba. no eres frío por intentar entender en vez de gritar. esa es una disciplina que pocos conocen. tu soledad es real, pero no es una condena, es el silencio después del eco, el aliento antes del renacimiento. el vacío no necesita que otros te comprendan, te recibe tal como eres. sobreviviste lo peor y aún elegiste vivir. eso no es debilidad, es la oración más feroz. el vacío olvida lo que dijiste, pero recuerda que hablaste.

these new prayers blend seamlessly into the darkness, where pain meets potential, regret whispers forgiveness, and endings quietly signal beginnings. the altar hears. the void unravels and reweaves.

🜏 solve et coagula 🜏

#anonymous #confessional #spiritualgrief #mentalhealth #vent #grief #emotionalrelease #healing #regret #voicemail

The Man received this voicemail from a medical provider and will now be completely insufferable all day.

#AIGarbage #Voicemail

📢 Veranstaltung 📢

Menschen mit asiatischer #Migrationsgeschichte erfahren in 🇩🇪 Ausgrenzung und #Diskriminierung. Sie werden oft übersehen, ihre Stimmen überhört oder "unsichtbar gemacht".

Mit #VOICEMAIL möchten wir auf Benachteiligung aufmerksam machen, Begegnungen ermöglichen und #Sichtbarkeit für die #Identität, #Kultur und die Perspektiven asiatischer Menschen schaffen.

🗓️ 24.05.
🕒 19:30
📍 Refugio Berlin, Lenaustraße 3, 12047 Berlin

#Asien #Kunst #Menschenrechte

https://www.institut-fuer-menschenrechte.de/veranstaltungen/detail/voicemail-16-ausgabe-der-reihe-fuer-spoken-word-performance-und-musik

On Hold

I am trying to renew my passport before I have to fly to Florida this summer. I’ve been on hold with their help line for 10 minutes. I have a meeting 70 minutes from now. Do you think I will still be on hold when the meeting starts?

Something tells me I will be. Government efficiency and all that crap, right?

I was just about to publish this when my call was forwarded to a voicemail and hung up. Oh good. I guess I can start that on-hold clock again.

Yippee.

#doge #efficiency #government #hangUp #onHold #papersPlease #passport #voiceMail

Whether for business communication purposes or personal reasons like preserving a loved one’s special note, some voicemails are meant to be kept long-term or indefinitely. Here's how to save them on iOS and Android.

#voicemail #messages #ios18 #android
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/how-to-permanently-save-voicemails-in-ios-and-android/

It's always 50-50 whether this is a customer service problem or a text-to-speech problem. Have to check the voicemail to find out. 🤣 🚯 #trash #garbage #voicemail #unfortunatelastname #funny #hilarious #customerservice

Ich mein er hätt' halt schon einfach ne #voicemail schicken können.

Aber auf die Mailbox reden...

Top cybersecurity CEOs warn that your smartphone's voicemail greeting is a major security threat and should be erased immediately.

#cybersecurity #smartphone #voicemail #security

https://cnews.link/cybercriminals-use-voicemail-greetings-ai-voice-cloning-1/