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  1. Task slavery is underrated. Imagine never having to do laundry, go grocery shopping, or cleaning ever again because somebody else just does it for you for free. #virgins #simping

  2. Any simp that does a meetup has a chance to be featured on my profile. Find out how on my Discord server:
    discord.gg/Atk6trmuBR
    #abuse #virgins #beta #sock

  3. Become an addict for faceless doms. Censorship is your new lifestyle. #irl #virgins

  4. Would you do a blind meetup with me without knowing what I look like first? #virgins

  5. Some of y'all don't have real relationships because you don't shower. #audhd #virgins #shoe #paypig

  6. Simps: if you're going to approach a nonfindom dom, tell them what skills you have and what you can do for them. Don't come with your laundry list of kinks. #single #forcedbi #amarillo #sissification #virgins

  7. Fun fact: I still have the socks from the Sock Challenge. Listen to the full thing here:
    on.soundcloud.com/cxAzhuZ9nNww
    #serve #virgins #beta #simping

  8. While the exact number of Houris -or heavenly virgins- the Supreme Leader and His Top Leaders are eligible for is not exact, each of them will be allowed several.

    Let us be conservative, say: just 42.

    And but no no no… not just regular virgins but, Supreme-notched to Top-notched virgins. Oh Yes.

    And so:

    Supreme Leader: 42 Supreme Virgins

    40 Top Leaders: 40 x 42 [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank, yessssss! [sound of calculations on one hand]]
    = 1680 Top Virgins

    Now, some Leaders may be secretly Gay (it happens folks, don’t You! judge The, Man(s)).

    And so:

    OMG, Are there Gay virgins? [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank. clank. clank. wtf. shit. piss. what? clank. wank. vvank vvankvvank vvankitty vvank…] Fcku.

    God knows!

    And so:

    We need to focus instead, then, on exactly: How much Gasoline prices will fluctuate, now, Folks.

    #Death #Virgins #Heaven
    #Gasoline #Iran #US #Israel
    #NEWS

  9. VIRGINS (KS,) MENSA, PET PLAY, THE METHOD

    Not Not, Sunday, January 11 at 07:30 PM CST

    January 11 get here it's gonna rip *

    VIRGINS (Ks)

    MENSA

    PET PLAY

    THE METHOD

    NOT NOT (ASK A PUNK)

    7:30 PM

    PWYC NOTAFLOF

    chicago.askapunk.net/event/vir

  10. VIRGINS (KS,) MENSA, PET PLAY, THE METHOD

    Not Not, Sunday, January 11 at 07:30 PM CST

    January 11 get here it's gonna rip *

    VIRGINS (Ks)

    MENSA

    PET PLAY

    THE METHOD

    NOT NOT (ASK A PUNK)

    7:30 PM

    PWYC NOTAFLOF

    chicago.askapunk.net/event/vir

  11. the thing about #sexuallytransmittedinfections is that if you're only #strategy for not getting them is "I will only ever have sex with people who could not possibly have an #STI" you do not actually have a strategy at all and you're also going to spend more time prowling for #virgins than #dracula

  12. the thing about #sexuallytransmittedinfections is that if you're only #strategy for not getting them is "I will only ever have sex with people who could not possibly have an #STI" you do not actually have a strategy at all and you're also going to spend more time prowling for #virgins than #dracula

  13. the thing about #sexuallytransmittedinfections is that if you're only #strategy for not getting them is "I will only ever have sex with people who could not possibly have an #STI" you do not actually have a strategy at all and you're also going to spend more time prowling for #virgins than #dracula

  14. the thing about #sexuallytransmittedinfections is that if you're only #strategy for not getting them is "I will only ever have sex with people who could not possibly have an #STI" you do not actually have a strategy at all and you're also going to spend more time prowling for #virgins than #dracula

  15. the thing about #sexuallytransmittedinfections is that if you're only #strategy for not getting them is "I will only ever have sex with people who could not possibly have an #STI" you do not actually have a strategy at all and you're also going to spend more time prowling for #virgins than #dracula

  16. Remember Colton Underwood? #Hollywood just can't stop laundering him (which I wrote about in this piece). Now he's back again, co-hosting, with Kaitlin Bristowe, "Are You My First?", a #Hulu #realityTV dating show with a cast of #virgins. 😑 realityblurred.com/realitytv/2

  17. Remember Colton Underwood? #Hollywood just can't stop laundering him (which I wrote about in this piece). Now he's back again, co-hosting, with Kaitlin Bristowe, "Are You My First?", a #Hulu #realityTV dating show with a cast of #virgins. 😑 realityblurred.com/realitytv/2

  18. Remember Colton Underwood? #Hollywood just can't stop laundering him (which I wrote about in this piece). Now he's back again, co-hosting, with Kaitlin Bristowe, "Are You My First?", a #Hulu #realityTV dating show with a cast of #virgins. 😑 realityblurred.com/realitytv/2

  19. Remember Colton Underwood? #Hollywood just can't stop laundering him (which I wrote about in this piece). Now he's back again, co-hosting, with Kaitlin Bristowe, "Are You My First?", a #Hulu #realityTV dating show with a cast of #virgins. 😑 realityblurred.com/realitytv/2

  20. Remember Colton Underwood? #Hollywood just can't stop laundering him (which I wrote about in this piece). Now he's back again, co-hosting, with Kaitlin Bristowe, "Are You My First?", a #Hulu #realityTV dating show with a cast of #virgins. 😑 realityblurred.com/realitytv/2